60 super funny homophonic copywriting sentences

60 super funny homophonic sentences 1. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

When the deer takes pictures of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

3. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

6. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

7. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

8. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish." .

9. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

10. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

1 1. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

12. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

13. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

14. Do you like the style of a lady or my epilepsy?

15. Stir-fry chicken with porridge, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

16. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

17. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

18. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

19. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

20. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

60 super funny homophonic sentences 2 2 1. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

23. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

24. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

25. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

26. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

27. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

28. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

29. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

30. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

3 1. Coal will not catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

32. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

33. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

34. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

35. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

36. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

37. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

38. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

39. Don't look for me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

40. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

60 super funny homophonic sentences 3 4 1. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

42. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

43. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

44. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

45. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

46. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.

47. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

48. A sheep migrates.

49. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

50. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

A: What did you eat today? I didn't eat duck. I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

52. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

53. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

54. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

55. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

56. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

57. Crabs and mussels took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

58. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

59. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?