Funny and humorous quotes for Valentine’s Day in Moments

1. We have no friends to date on Chinese Valentine’s Day, so we set up a stall to sell dog food together.

2. Spending Chinese Valentine's Day by yourself can save money and you won't have a love rival.

3. Don’t ask me why I am single on Valentine’s Day, I am excellent and willful!

4. When people ask me how I spent the Chinese Valentine’s Day, I calmly say, “I just laughed it off.”

5. Those Valentine’s Days don’t hurt me. When I say they hurt me, I actually want to make my friends who show affection happy. All these years, the only way to torture me was because I had no money.

6. Don’t ask me what my husband gave me on Chinese Valentine’s Day. He always felt sorry for me and gave me air because he was afraid that I would lack oxygen.

7. There is no one to accompany me on Chinese Valentine's Day and no gifts. It's not my fault that I'm handsome. It's your own problem that you like me.

8. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Valentine's Day last year, and I am still single on Valentine's Day this year.

9. Valentine’s Day is the second Singles’ Day.

10. On Valentine’s Day, whoever wishes me a happy single life, I wish them a happy breakup. Reciprocity is a courtesy.