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1. Who do you think you are, a greasy-mouthed, lazy-to-eat person who has everything if you have money?

2. Other people’s things are more useful, and others’ rice is always in their bowls. It tastes better

4. Do you know how much I have changed for you? Love

5. Giving it to you in one sentence is better than giving it to you later

6. How many silly children in the world have lost their own love

7. Songs can arouse other people's emotions when they are sad

8. We promised to be happy. If you are not happy, how can I be happy?

9. Seven Sporadic love, happiness that cannot be put together, are there missing parts

10. Looking at your face, the broken memories are put back together again

11. If If I can add one more day to a week, I want to confess to you on Saturday

12. Everyone who says he doesn’t love actually has an impossible person in his heart

13. As long as If you have someone you care about, what if the whole world ignores you?

14. A man like Brother Sharp is a man, or else someone can give me all Sharp

15. I never thought that water fell from the sky, otherwise there would be an ocean

16. When others pretend to be innocent, I have to pretend to be cool, otherwise I will steal other people’s jobs

17. Then my pet is hungry, why don’t you go and feed my poor mosquitoes

18. Don’t tell me, don’t tell me, and return the whole Momo

19. I don’t love you much, I only love you twenty-four hours a day

20. The world is so big, it’s not bad without you, you might as well go to the moon

21. There is no one who is loved by everyone, only Grandpa Mao who is loved by everyone

22. The world is so big and there are so many grasses, why didn’t sister pick one?

23. Happiness is so short and longing is so long, how can I forget

24. The swirling love slowly falls in front of my window, happiness is about to come

25. You know I love you, but your care for her makes me blind.

26. Everyone has a temper, but it’s not worth getting angry over trivial things

27. The environment is very important. Even if there is no environment, you must create an environment for yourself

28. Cooperation is very important. You can’t do it with men but without women, and you can’t do it with women without men

29. The team is very important. One person can never defeat a group of people. The power of the masses is powerful

30. Only by enduring the hardships that others cannot endure can you enjoy the blessings that others cannot enjoy

31. There are ten thousand reasons for failure, but I only need one reason to succeed. I can succeed

32. To surpass others is to sprint forward while others are resting and having fun

33. Whether you are wearing a famous brand or a famous watch, being classy does not cost you a penny

34. I am very classy. I just kick the quilt when I sleep and sleep when I eat.

35. My sister is not fat but very sexy, but she has more fat to keep warm in winter

36. Forgive me for being bohemian, just because I was too disciplined in my previous life

37. Do not see or hear any evil, what are you doing when others are making out?

38. It is only because you are impeccable that I am so vulnerable

39. When the beautiful woman raised her head, she was frightened. Thousands of people have died, but you still thought you were Sister Feng

40. Do you think your model is walking step by step, but others think you are showing off your domineering, sharp, funny and signature personality

1: The feeling of being so sour is the bottom line

2: If you know where to go, the whole world

will make way for you.

3: I can be defeated but I will not allow myself to get up.

4: A person’s life depends entirely on struggle, and only through struggle can success be achieved.

5: All your praised beauty has traces of PS. ↘)

6: Monsters are not scary. I'm just afraid that monsters have culture.

7: Drink a cup of dichlorvos to relieve your brain, refresh your mind, and you will be fine in no time!

8: Let your imitation pUMN carry you away from my world! !

9: These days, no one would be embarrassed to go out without a fat wife.

10: We show affection and die quickly

11: The cute girl turned into a tomboy after reading the ghost story!

12: There are endless wild flowers everywhere, but I prefer you, the wildest among them.

13: Even if you say I am funny, I don’t know who is funnier

14: You are only young once, and no one can spoil anyone.

15: That’s it Always like me or I’ll beat you to death

16: The other person refused to accept your message and touched your penis and complained: It’s so small

17: You’re high But I laughed it off

18: You who play online don’t understand my routine

19: Laziness is like rust, it consumes the body more than hard work.

20: The greatest pain for human beings is the violation of their own values.

21: Have confidence, work hard, and success is ahead.

22: No one knows the future path, we can only explore it slowly.

23: Joy is the station of life, pain is the voyage of life.

24: You have to walk the road by yourself, no matter how bumpy it is, you have to go through it yourself.

25: I’m sorry. If you care enough about it, you’ll think it’s you when I hear every word.

26: If you can’t be a quiet person, you can’t be funny, you can only be unlovable. The most important thing is that being ugly is useless

27: Have you always heard from others that I have considered that being here is not a problem?

28: I am really sad that you even If both men and women are willing to accept them, I won’t want them

29: Hope, only if you are accompanied by hard work, can you be more powerful than a tiger.

30: Perseverance is the only way to victory.

31: The prerequisite for a person to be lucky is his ability to change himself.

32: The road is walked by oneself, there is no reason to regret.

33: I believe that as long as I walk in a down-to-earth manner, I will eventually find my way out of heaven.

34: Life is an escape, you cannot sit still and wait for death.

35: In the future, you will definitely be grateful to yourself for working hard now.

36: The more people know about you, the more they know where to poke the most pain

37: I am fat and you are ugly, so we are good friends

38: Why not do your math homework? The class representative is too ugly

39: If you want a partner, please leave me a message?

40: If you also need a partner, why not leave a message to me on QQ?

41: I need a partner. What do you think?

42: True love is to find a photo of a dog on the Internet and send it to him, saying it’s you, and he will go crazy for you.

43: My mother said that single dogs have bacteria, so you should leave I'll stay away

44: If you don't want me, go to bed early

45: I have to endure being hungry and missing you late at night

46: Can't do it Husband and wife will be my sons.

47: You said you like her wildness but hate a prodigal like me

48: Don’t take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital

49: I am already pregnant with Song Joong Ki’s child, let’s go

50: Who said I was finished? Those doubters are idiots.

51: Attitude determines the height and habits dominate life.

52: Just be responsible for the wonderful arrangements of God.

53: A person who is obsessed with the past cannot open his arms to embrace.

54: I'm sorry to leave without saying goodbye. One day I will come back and let go of a lot of time.

55: Be prepared for danger in times of peace. Thinking makes you prepared, and you will be prepared. (Zuo Zhuan)

56: The heartbreak for a person is never all at once, but bit by bit.

57: People must either live well or die immediately.

58: The canned dream has no shelf life, only whether it is opened or not. Crazy domineering and funny stories from the post-90s generation

1. I love going to school, but I don’t love classes, let alone doing homework.

2. The poop looks forward to the toilet, but is ruthlessly thrown into the pit by the buttocks.

3. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, it is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible!

4. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

5. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

6. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

7. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

8. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me. Classic sentences

9. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.

10. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

11. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

12. You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.

13. Old people cannot be beaten, children cannot be beaten, women cannot be beaten, and men cannot be beaten to death.

14. You are so delicate that you attract countless blind men to bow to you.

15. If cutting my hair means cutting off my memories, then will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?

16. There is no cow dung anywhere in the world, so why should we have unrequited love for a piece of shit.

17. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.

18. People are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

19. Some people are so tender that water comes out when pinched, but I am so timid that snot bubbles come out when pinched.

20. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

21. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

22. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

23. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

24. Obama, do you still remember that little Bin Laden on the shore of Daming Lake?

25. Holding back your fart will break your heart. No need to squeeze hard, exercise. 2020 Domineering Funny Game Personalized Signature

1: Either hold me tight, or get away, don’t drag me half alive.

2: Because I want to win, so you have to lose, and you will still cry if it doesn’t work out

3: I am your mother’s aunt and your ancestor

4: Many times, I think I am a genius. In fact, I am.

5: No more searching, no more waiting, I will live my life and you will die.

6: There are many people who can laugh with you, but there are very few people who can walk with you.

7: I want a lot of love. If not, then I want a lot of money. It’s so vulgar

8: I have crossed mountains and seas but I can’t cross the huge crowds in the cafeteria

9: You can raise me like a pig but you can’t treat me like a pig

10: The difference between a top student and a bad student is laziness or not

11: Let’s talk about the deep words in a shallow way, but let’s walk slowly on the long road

12: One person does what one person does, Tinker Bell does Tinker Bell

13: It’s great to be a child, you can kiss anyone you want

14: I’m beautiful, I won’t die even if I admit I’m bad Accept

15: I want to be an astronaut, so my grandparents will be happy. Give me the big mouth that loves to eat

16: I just deleted all the ugly people from the list. I don’t know why when I saw this comment

17: I miss you once a day, and I miss you once a day

18: Don’t forget to say good night to the person you want to fuck.

19: I like it when you take the initiative to come to me so that I can be sure that you won’t find me annoying

20: I remember that this happened hundreds of years ago. You owe me When will I return the title deed to the Old Summer Palace?

21: The boulders have been baked into loose bread by the fiery kiss. I want to bake you like this, but you have grown into a green jungle-like cactus

22: Many little fairies in southern Fujian named Narcissus shout out to the whole street when the narcissus cubs eat.

23: The fruit of papaya becomes sweeter as it gets older. When you get older, your identity as a fake fairy will be revealed to the world.

24: Dry mouth, probably due to lack of kisses

25: Little thing, be happy and talk to me again, keep talking and be careful, I will kiss you

26: Are you still counting goats? You are too naive

27: I belong to those islands that do not shine. Legend has it that I am a mysterious mermaid

28: How do you think I feel? I like the sky in the north but fall in love with the people in the south

29: How do you feel about me? I like the sky in the north but fall in love with the people in the south

30: If you have a stomachache, eat more If you feel bad, commit suicide. If you feel bad, jump off a building. Don’t find someone I like.

31: You are a good boy...but I am too beautiful for you.

32: I hope that my little friend will make you care and unforgettable

33: All or nothing

34: Instead of wasting on self-promotion Time, why not play on the swing with me? You sit down and I push you up to the sky so that you can be shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

35: People still need to go out more often, otherwise they will not know how comfortable it is to play with mobile phones at home.

36: Unhappiness is the most terrible aging agent. Make love. The Laughing Little Fairy

37: Originally I just wanted to fall in love, but after meeting you, I changed my mind and decided to marry you

38: Both good and evil must be balanced Yes.

39: I wouldn’t like you if you were so kind to others

40: I know what will happen to you tomorrow, and I will tell you the day after tomorrow

41: Maybe it’s not love at first sight but I’m getting more and more emotional.

42: I hope I can seize the last chance.

43: What I love is not support but support. Your way out

44: You and I are a perfect match

45: The dumplings should be hot, and the wife should choose the fat ones

46 : As soon as you reach the promotion round in King of Glory, it will make you doubt your life.

47: I’m here to enjoy hormones, not to suffer.

48: The creation you admire may not be that deep, maybe it is just the right amount of pretentiousness at the right moment

49: I am a fairy, don’t you have any idea?

50: I am your Han brother and the handsome woman Duo