Talk about the QQ personality that makes people laugh.

1, handsome and useless, but finally eaten by a chess piece!

2. Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll.

My sister wears tights not to show off her figure, but to prevent thieves.

There is nothing of value in my family except me.

I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

6. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

7. Say that women are a disaster, and you are a disaster.

Love is beautiful in the eyes, but an idiot in the heartless eyes.

9. Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.

10, how much sadness can you have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.

1 1, my life is decided by myself, not by God, but by God to destroy me.

12, life is a mobile person and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

13, why doesn't the country study imitation shirts with your face?

14, you have 70 points, I have 70 points, so let's make it a piece of 4.

15, laugh for ten years, then two laughs are not directly killed.

16, a woman's proudest sentence: Miss, go away, I have a wife.

17, people want face, trees want skin, people are shameless, the world is invincible, trees don't want skin, and they will die.

18, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, it's miserable, which is really worrying.

19, more phone bills, more phone bills, more words, more words.

20, forever, not at all The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is sheer nonsense.

2 1. If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

22. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

23. I want to organize a streaking company and then go directly to the nerve hospital.

24. When you receive a red envelope, open it and it says "Another packet".

25. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

26. If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

Brothers, it is easier to hide than to prevent.

28. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

29. Are you cheap? The mistress is there and can't have children.

30. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.

Talk about a funny personality.

1, Amitabha, if you dare to hit a poor monk, you will disgrace Jesus.

If a miracle hasn't happened yet, create one yourself.

3, power failure, quickly turn on the flashlight and then play the computer.

4. Keep your egg set when the egg hurts a lot!

5. What is a joke? That's what I want to tell you now.

6. I haven't been in contact with society for a long time. I didn't expect to be so open now.

7. Students by day, animals by night, professors by day and animals by night.

8. Question: How did the pig die? Answer: How do I know you're not dead?

9. Apart from my figure and mood, I'm not bad.

10, stop it! Come on! Let go of that girl! You hooligans! Let me go first.

1 1, I am immortal. Please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal.

12, outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off the building, and I'm calling for refueling downstairs.

13, "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

14, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

15, Obama has killed two people with the same surname, Altman, you should be careful.

16, someone is alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

17, steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, and you can throw them both if you have ribs.

18, don't feel inferior in life, even if you are a pile of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

19. when the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, "teacher, look at the answers and I'll see if they are correct."

20. If anyone annoys me, I will change my avatar into his photo, often online and offline! Curse him

2 1, I want to shoot a girl who hasn't been chased by us in those years. I don't believe it.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.

23. I get goose bumps when I think of the sweet words you once said.

24. At the beginning of life, nature is good, play with your heart, and get out.

25. I hope you can walk by yourself in the future. I'll take the bus.

26. Confucius said: Those who touch women. Those who are light lose their youth, while those who are heavy lose their lives.

27. "Do you have a girlfriend?" "I have." "Rich man, you!"

28. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

29. I am not a person who likes the new and hates the old, but you are semi-new and not old.

30. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm not beautiful.

Laugh till your stomach hurts. Talk about a funny personality?

Talk about the kind of personality that laughs until your stomach hurts.

First, if you want to leave, give me a reason. I'm not a stalker.

Second, liking cigarettes is just greed, which brings tenderness to fingers.

Third, I won't have any expectations. I sincerely thank you for giving me the best time.

Fourth, we will be bored and idle, and eventually there will be a wrong answer waiting for us.

5. Fallen is because heaven is boring and hell is painful, so it is reduced to earth.

Six, boring days, boring life, only hope that a person's life can be free and easy.

Seven, are you bored? If you are bored, fart and play by yourself!

Do you know that the person you have a crush on just likes you? This is called imagination.

I'd rather never see you again than listen to you politely ask how things are going.

Ten, so many complicated mathematical formulas, but none of them can calculate the distance between you and me.

Eleven, you hurt me first, then come back and ask me, are you okay? Forget it. I'm fine, really.

Twelve, maybe it is easier without commitment, and there will be no heavy shackles.

Thirteen, I hope I won't get lost in the future, and I don't want to get lost without anyone.

Fourteen, ambiguity makes people greedy, knowing that waiting is meaningless.

The place where you are is my home. Promise me that you will love me.

Sixteen, how to keep you tired and how to save the promise of stopping breathing.

I can't lose you. Open your mouth and only hear me sobbing.

I saw his heart and his back.

Being single is not because I am arrogant, but because I am afraid that it is not my support.

Twenty, your eyesight is not good, you can't see my tears, but you can hear my smile.

Time has taught me that everything is hidden in my heart and not expressed in my feelings.

Twenty-two, after a long time, the first feeling when you meet someone you like is that you are not worthy.

Twenty-three, after the negotiation, we have our own territory, but I didn't expect the proportion of happiness to be negative.

24. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

Twenty-five, another month, will usher in a new starting point, but failed to usher in a new relationship.

Twenty-six, there is no need to dedicate your feelings to others, why bother _ just feel alone!

Twenty-seven, your emotions directly affect the people closest to you.

Twenty-eight, I'm glad my father found such a good wife as my mother.

Twenty-nine, the only thing that can represent my heart now is the exam. Go to hell.

Thirty, my best friend is a wonderful flower. If I can get rid of that bitch, even if I am scolded one day, she will help me kill her! ! !

I'm not a princess and I'm not tall, but I also want a pair of water crystal shoes. I like princes too.

When I grow up, I like watching the sky. The sky is blue, so is my heart.

Thirty-three, New Year's concert, I learned that Li Baona, the heir, is a member of FX! !

34. The reply from the invisible man shows that he has never been far away from you.

You are so awesome, why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

Thirty-six, always say that the world has abandoned you and the world does not belong to you.

Maybe you are a warm person, not because of who I am.

38. Crying is a catharsis, because you are happy, you are sad, and because you are surprised, you are disappointed.

If you don't love me, you can come and tell me earlier/I will disappear before your eyes.

Forty, how far is forever? Get out, boy!

Forty-one, just can make a circle is a pair.

Forty-two, the road is long, and I will search up and down.

43. Will you forget my existence if I don't take the initiative to find you?

Forty-four, are you angry? If you are angry, cry, come out. . Hee hee hee hee!

Forty-five, boredom invades people, like a rolling tide, and people's reason suddenly becomes pale and powerless.

Forty-six, the real person will not be bored, and the disguised person will be bored.

47. I'm not afraid of falling. I'm afraid you spilled salt.

48. When you send a message to the person you like, there is always an unspeakable joy on your face.

49. Tears are colorless blood squeezed out of the body after a broken heart.

Fifty, people who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.

5 1. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

Fifty-two, the final exam is coming, how many points do you give me, and how old I wish you to live.

Fifty-three, some things are only suitable for collection, can say, can't think, but can't forget.

54. Some people say that love makes a person humble, and love makes a person lose himself.

Relax, I'm the only normal person in a mental hospital.

Fifty-six, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

Every man can't refuse a woman who throws herself at him, even if he has a girlfriend.

It's not that I don't want to play computer in the morning, but it's already noon as soon as I get up.

I say I don't love you, just as you say you love me very much.

Sixty, cover the quilt and throw up the children's paper playing with their mobile phones @

6 1. Hurtful jokes are never jokes.

Sixty-two, eyes are green, whose desolation are you waiting for?

Sixty-three, people will disperse, leaves will not fall, and time will flow with the years.

64. What you can't get is always considered the best. Only after I got it did I realize that I didn't want it.

Sixty-five, I can't remember who my brother was when I was brilliant, but I will remember who accompanied me through the storm when I died.

As long as you have tasted what jealousy is, anyone can become vicious.

Sixty-seven, lingering shock seems to have no regrets in the palm of your hand.

Sixty-eight students, under great pressure, have to sit on a rigid bench every day.

Sixty-nine, don't smoke, don't drink mahjong, don't play cards, don't touch, really sensible.

70. The President of the United States once said: If China spends less time doing homework, there will be more forests in the world.

You and I were not strong enough at that time. Because of your love, I am changing every day.

I'm not good at expressing my inner thoughts, but I won't answer against my will.

I won't hurt you as long as you are by my side.

Seventy-four, some things have gone bad in a flash.

Seventy-five, it is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

Seventy-six, face tomorrow's score with an embarrassed smile.

I want to announce to the world that your summer homework has been contracted by me.

I love you the most. How can you make me so sad?

Is it bullying uneducated people to change the verification code into Chinese characters ~ ~ ~

80. The quickest and easiest way to ruin a relationship is to listen to rumors.

8 1. Can you do me a favor and put me on the front page of the hot list?

Eighty-two, I am a rotten person who I have done wrong a hundred times and you are not allowed to do wrong once.

Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.

Eighty-four, get out, and don't let me see you disgusting again.

I hope others can read my mind, but I don't want others to see through it.

Friends are holding hands with each other and carrying baskets.

Eighty-seven, I take my mobile phone with me before going to bed and when I wake up.

I let the world bear me, and I will bear the world.

89. What you can't get is always in turmoil.

90. Begging is the poorest, and you must get ahead even if you die.

9 1. People who love to laugh are the most beautiful.

Ninety-two, warm as ever, that's just a scene you can meet in a dream.

93. The heart is so simple that it takes only a moment to forget, but it is difficult to walk through life.

94. We also had good memories, only blurred by tears.

95. Pursuing you is the most stubborn thing I have ever done.

Ninety-six, I still can't control my heart, blame me for disappointing.

I'm not sure about my direction, but I hope I can go further.

98. There is no distance between points in the world, only the distance between hearts.

Ninety-nine, the best love, neither lack nor lack of age, just want to be together.

A hundred, a person has a good life, why fall in love.

One hundred and one, in the end, it is still shallow, even if it is unbearable to see everything become mottled and ridiculous.

102. Eating food is kind, because you just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

I can't tell you how much I hate your memory without my picture.

104. It's only a short journey, so why wait longer than time?

Love is a double-edged sword. If you don't grasp it well, it's easy to go astray and hurt yourself.

I am immersed in my own world just because I want to.

107. Looking at the sky, the elegant birds have gone east with the wind, and the old scenery is still sighing. Life is long.

Love has no steps. I don't know when I left

Too much scolding on the way to growth makes us more eager to be forgiven.

Let's talk about the personality that makes people laugh:

1, Amitabha, if you dare to hit a poor monk, you will disgrace Jesus.

If a miracle hasn't happened yet, create one yourself.

3, power failure, quickly turn on the flashlight and then play the computer.

4. Keep your egg set when the egg hurts a lot!

5. What is a joke? That's what I want to tell you now.

6. I haven't been in contact with society for a long time. I didn't expect to be so open now.

7. Students by day, animals by night, professors by day and animals by night.

8. Question: How did the pig die? Answer: How do I know you're not dead?

9. Apart from my figure and mood, I'm not bad.

10, stop it! Come on! Let go of that girl! You hooligans! Let me go first.

1 1, I am immortal. Please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal.

12, outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off the building, and I'm calling for refueling downstairs.

13, is my face oily? Reflect light, can't see clearly

14, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

15, Obama has killed two people with the same surname, Altman, you should be careful.

16, someone is alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

17, steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, and you can throw them both if you have ribs.

18, don't feel inferior in life, even if you are a pile of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

19. when the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, teacher, look at the answer and I'll see if it's right.

20. If anyone annoys me, I will change my avatar into his photo, often online and offline! Curse him

2 1, I want to shoot a girl who hasn't been chased by us in those years. I don't believe it.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.

23. I get goose bumps when I think of the sweet words you once said.

24. At the beginning of life, nature is good, play with your heart, and get out.

25. I hope you can walk by yourself in the future. I'll take the bus.

26. Confucius said: Those who touch women. Those who are light lose their youth, while those who are heavy lose their lives.

27. Do you have a girlfriend? I see. Rich man, you!

28. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

29. I am not a person who likes the new and hates the old, but you are semi-new and not old.

30. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm not beautiful.

QQ, which makes you laugh, has a brilliant personality.

1. I woke up in the morning and found my pillow wet. I thought it was crying, but later I realized it was saliva.

2. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

3, delicious fierce woman, dare to face the obese figure and the picky eyes of the masses.

4, feel cold at night, wake up in the morning and find hanging in mid-air.

5. School, although you got my body, you couldn't get my heart.

6. Why is the ash on the table missing? There is also a phone number on it.

7. Animals still have a little compassion, but I don't, so I'm not an animal.

Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

9. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

10, if you have money, you will lose your family, and if you have no money, you will worship God.

1 1, what we lack is not the opportunity, but the courage to return to zero in front of the opportunity.

12, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

13, a shy man hitting a woman is like eating crazy roasted wings, and his face is always red.

14, I am in a hurry. I want to tell the truth, but the result is "the elephant is really white"

15, A: Very hot B: What's hot A: Water B: Drink slowly A: Foot bath water.

16, the forest is so big, but I can't find a tree to hang me.

17, the man whose lantern can't be found, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

18, the teacher said: don't get up when you fall, see if there is any money around you!

19, I am different from Superman, Superman flies parallel lines, and I fly parabola.

20, you are very powerful, there are only two things you can't do, this one won't, that one won't.

2 1, you are uglier than a ghost without dressing up; As soon as you dress up, the ghost becomes paralyzed!

22. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is how to deal with it.

23. I suddenly saw a mouse after work today, which scared me to scream and the mouse turned over.

24, sometimes think about it. It is better to have two feet on both sides than to be dead set on one person.

25. It's creative of you to use hedgehog as a hovercraft.

26. I have eaten a lot of chicken wings recently, and I am afraid of flying when I walk on the road.

27. Playing the fool, if done well, is a stupid thing. Well done, it is called deep.

28. When we were walking on the road, we kicked a child to prove that we were not pedophiles.

29. When I woke up, I thought the time had stopped and there was no need for class. Unexpectedly, the alarm clock is broken.

30. It is said that% of the online status displayed on QQ is on-hook, and those who leave or are invisible are online.

3 1. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter, and shameless charm when smoking.

32. I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!