A short happy moment with a short joke

A short joke about a happy moment

A short joke about a happy moment. In real life, we can read more short jokes about happy moments, which can adjust our lives and make us happier. Next, I will take you to learn more about the brief content of the happy moment jokes. A short happy moment of jokes 1

Twin Brothers

There is a pair of twin brothers who have the same appearance, expression, and clothing.

One day, a neighbor came to visit and saw the two brothers together. He couldn't tell who was older and who was younger, so he asked: Little guy, who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother?

My younger brother didn’t want people to know that he was young, so he hurriedly said: Brother, don’t tell this uncle!

He is outspoken and outspoken

Our 5-year-old son is obsessed with motorcycles When I see a car, I can't help but shout: Look! I must have one in the future!

My answer is always: Not as long as I live.

One day, while my son was talking to the children, a motorcycle passed by me.

He pointed and shouted excitedly: Look! Look! I want to buy one - I will buy it as soon as my father dies!

Piano teeth

< p>Mom, do you know whose roots are black and whose teeth are white?

I don’t know, Nadya. Can you tell me about it?

Piano.

The insect mother came over.

My 4-year-old son came in and showed me a wriggling caterpillar crawling on his hand. My whole body trembled when I saw the caterpillar, but I casually said something to amuse the children: Mark, get it outside quickly, its mother must be looking for it.

Mark turned and walked out. I thought I had achieved my goal, but unexpectedly Mark came in again with two caterpillars crawling on his hands. He said: I brought the mother caterpillar. A short happy moment of jokes 2

1. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes. One day, the old man who taught biology asked slowly: "How many pairs of chromosomes are there, classmates?" A guy in the corner loudly replied: "64 pairs!" The old man nodded calmly and seriously: "Well, tell me now, "What is the purpose of your coming to Earth?"

2. When walking with your boyfriend, you like to put your arms around his waist and pull on his clothes. One day while walking, he suddenly said: "Stop pulling my clothes, okay?" I was dissatisfied and said, "Can't you add a baby to your conversation with me?" Then he said: "Stop pulling my clothes, okay?" Okay?” Me: “…”

3. Today I asked the cashier girl in the supermarket: “Husband, dad, mom, brother, sister, which one is not related to you by blood?” The cashier girl replied without thinking. I smiled broadly: "Hey, be good, wife. "The sales clerk said angrily, bah, disgusting. Then I was beaten so hard by her boyfriend that my face was bruised. Haha, I lied to you, my legs were actually broken...

4. My buddy has a 6-year-old daughter. She was playing in the room during nap time. When he went in, she pretended to be asleep. He said, "How weird!" "When a person falls asleep, his hands and feet are hanging in the air, how can the baby sleep flat?" Then he saw his daughter's hands and feet slowly stretching into the air...

5. Friends are here He got promoted in the company, got a promotion and a salary increase, and he is currently courting his boss’s daughter! Seeing that he is about to reach the peak of his life, he asked me for a drink with a frown on his face! Me: “You are going to chase the boss’s daughter! What else are you worried about? He drank a glass of wine and said painfully: "I found out after I lost my job that she was the boss's goddaughter." . . "

6. Xiao Wang usually farts a lot. Once when he was driving with his boss, he couldn't help but fart a few more. Because he was afraid of a bad image, he farted with the silent mode turned on. Passed Yes, the leader asked why the smell was so bad. Xiao Wang replied calmly: "The air here is not good. I also smelled this smell when I drove here. "After listening, the leader decisively closed the car window!

7. Xiao Zhiruo: Mom, why did the aunt who distributed the medicine wear a mask? Mom: The medicine given to you is delicious, and the dean is afraid that they will steal it. have eaten.

Xiao Zhiruo: Wearing masks for those uncles who hold knives is to prevent them from having dinner together, right?

8. In Chinese class, the teacher asked a sleeping classmate to answer a question. The classmate was confused and couldn't say anything... The teacher said: "Can you do it? Just squeak if you don't!" "The classmate: "Squeak." A collection of happy mathematics jokes

1. Spring silkworms will love you until they die, and they will love you more deeply until they grow old; the wildfire will not burn out, but the love is not over yet; the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait cry. The two of us laughed for a lifetime; I don’t know how to express my love for you, so I want to say to you loudly: I love you!

2. Me: Kiss me! Husband: Boom! Me: Another kiss! Husband: Boom! Me: Still thinking about it, husband: Rogue!

3. Let me tell you a secret. Please look at the back first, then the left, then the right. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

4. I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake and was hit by a car today. I have been very worried. I will send you a message immediately. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

5. The difference between men and women; women are fat when they are plump, thin when they are slim, tall when they are slender, and short when they are delicate. A fat man is like a fat pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!

6. Do you know? I really want to take you to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a meal, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V-shaped gesture!

7. Loving you is so inexplicable and irredeemable. I know that I will not be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

8. A man who never does housework said to his wife on her birthday: You don’t have to wash the dishes today. The wife said happily: Thank you for your help. The man replied: No, just wash it tomorrow.

9. I once liked a girl. When I was young, I had a little expectation and some helplessness. Although she is loved, may she always be lovely!

10. Love is a dish: put the feelings into the pot of love, pour the oil of happiness, sprinkle with the sugar of happiness, pour a bottle of sour vinegar, add bitter salt and colorful The pepper burns the years and brings out various flavors, and this dish is ready to be put on the plate.