52 excerpts from the funny copy of WeChat friends circle.

"What bus is the most crowded?" "I just passed the bus, but I got on it." With the continuous development of the Internet, people will share some meaningful sentences with each other. Through sentences, our thoughts can be expressed. Do you have the habit of sharing sentences frequently? The following is the "Complete Works of Funny Copywriting in WeChat Friends Circle" carefully compiled by me, warmly reminding you to collect this page in the browser.

1. Some people are often scolded for sleeping late every day. Really too wronged, pigs get up earlier than you.

I want to underestimate myself, but my weight firmly says no.

I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

4. Today is Monday. I will work hard and punch in at the gym.

At lunch, my mother told me that the earth has found the other half. Why are you still single? I put down my chopsticks and said, "The earth talks about an object, and people all over the world help find it." . I'm talking about dating. I'm going all over the world.

6. Zhuge Liang played a song in the west, and the sound was lingering, and he heard that 150,000 Wei Jun outside the city was infatuated. Zhuge Liang: Thank you. Please pay one or two tickets. In an instant,150,000 people escaped. Hey, why haven't you left yet? Oh, I forgot to tell you happy Children's Day!

7. All the troubles are because you are poor.

8. Love always begins with self-deception and ends with deception.

9. Q: What behaviors of your girlfriend's heterosexual friends are the most unacceptable to you? A: alive.

10, the man has no object, others will comfort him, and now women are too demanding; If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

1 1. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; If you lose, you will be criticized.

12, miss, I am very happy to have you.

13, critically ill, sit up, where is my package?

14, if beautiful women can be eaten as food, then I must be the first person to starve to death.

15, sister's smile, you can't find it or buy it.

16, the red and sweet is watermelon, the glib is gourd baby, the croaking is frog, and the people who watch the news are fools.

17, finally survived the winter, but almost froze to death this spring.

18, teaching is a secret love, you try your best to love a group of people, just to touch yourself; Teaching is a relative, and the beloved group will always leave you; Teaching is unrequited love, students abuse me thousands of times, and I treat students like first love; Teaching is a kind of collective love. Through your matchmaking, you fall in love, but the teacher remains the same. Dear classmates, if you never leave, I will light a lamp and stay together; If you give up on yourself, I will help you as always ... pay tribute to all my colleagues all over the world! Happy Teachers' Day!

19, when I look forward to touching my life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

20. A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can also find such a man.

2 1, wish you a bad birthday, wish you a moldy cake, wish you more and more fat, and wish you a happy birthday. Thank you all

22. Would you like to be my sun? Then please stay with me. The telephone number is 92955886. 7 kilometers.

23. Gold will shine sooner or later, but even if you are gold, you will spend it sooner or later.

24. single dog still needs to exercise, otherwise she will be single forever.

25. I will always hold you in my hand and finally close my palm. I can't stop you!

26, don't eat the bowl of the pot, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.

27. These days, beautiful people say they are not beautiful, and unattractive people say they are beautiful. This will be like this!

28, reform and opening up, my weight is rubbing on the ground.

29. Is it still painful to see a dime? Throw it directly to the begging buddy next to him and make him depressed …

30. Genius is not just a gift.

3 1, the younger brother described the hygiene of his dormitory like this-"I don't want to open my eyes when I go back to the dormitory! ! ! "

32. Recently, I have always been praised as handsome. I really don't know who leaked the news.

33. How much is a kilo of noodles? Why care about other people's opinions?

34. Donor, put down the butcher knife, become a Buddha and shave your head.

35. If you feel sick, don't check on Baidu. I want to make a will every time I check out.

I bet the gods that you would come home with me.

I have been working out recently, but I can't concentrate.

38. Fu can't control your side leakage. You can try to see if the internal pipe doesn't work.

39. "What bus is the most crowded?" "I just passed the bus, but I was squeezed into the bus."

40, brother, it's not convenient to give way, blocking my data signal.

4 1, I like a person, but his family is against it, especially his wife!

42. Do you want to marry Zhang Yuexuan when you grow up? Do you want to recognize Shi as your brother? Do you want to treat black rice as a brother?

43, fart, they say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.

44. Three tadpoles go to a restaurant to eat. When the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrog to the next table, three tadpoles embraced each other and sang sadly, "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up!" " Happy Children's Day to all friends in the world!

45. The annual day has come again. I hope I will be better in the future.

46. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

47. In order to pretend to be rich, I specially bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the canteen. Unexpectedly, the wooden chopsticks turned black when I was serving vegetables!

48, otaku, as long as a power outage, will degenerate into a caveman.

49. When the knife is on the neck, no one will think of others.

50. The difference between genius and genius is that no matter what it is, genius may actually be like this.

5 1, I want to grow old unexpectedly with you.

52, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.