How to humorously say that you are single? It's good to talk about being single

Although most people in the world think that the best day is three meals for two people, with the development of the times, more and more young people like to be single. Singles can do what they want and go where they want to go. So, what's the good news about being single? Let's have a look!

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How to humorously say that you are single;

1. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

Second, some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

Third, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

Fourth, there is at least one heartbreaking secret behind everyone.

Five, it is good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

6. It's really funny that everyone says I'm single. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

Seven, don't say you are single dog, the dog died at your age.

Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

Ten, Singles' Day, everyone can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe there is the same paragraph, maybe there is an explosion, maybe it will be a holiday after drying.

Eleven, Singles Day business: shopping 10 yuan, wearing a couple's costume 20 yuan, showing love for 25 yuan in a circle of friends, small businesses will not bargain.

Twelve, my sister is single, and my brother is really not easy. He is both a brother and a guest boyfriend when necessary. Of course, he is a grandson at best.

Thirteen, there is a kind of single, just to wait for someone, waiting for the right person.

14. Ugly people are anxious to find someone to settle down. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

When the sisters saw the couple, they went up and slapped the man. Bitch, don't you dare fuck a woman behind my back ? Of course, it would be better if a boy is willing to go up and slap!

Sixteen, I am single because no one can easily deserve me. I am handsome, attractive, well-proportioned, modest and eager to learn, affectionate and righteous, personable, smarter than Kongming, braver than Zilong, more upright than Guan Yu, more capable than Lu Ban, handsome and smart.

I spend my birthday alone, Valentine's Day alone, Tanabata alone, Singles Day alone, let me pass the exam alone!

Eighteen, a person eating, walking, sleeping, watching movies are not lonely. It is lonely to secretly love someone.

Nineteen, in a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

Twenty, loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

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Talking about being single is a good thing;

1, interesting single, better than, can love.

2. Making out with children really affects whether I walk in the Jianghu or love myself best.

3, you are still young, don't live together, there are thousands of possibilities in the next life.

When you become a better person, you are bound to meet better people. No matter who you are, you will meet.

5. You are an adult. Don't lose your mind because of a little emotional problem. You can have a bad love, but you can't indulge in a decadent life.

6. The old one can't be put down, even if the new one comes, it will be missed because it can't be put down.

7. All who should come and all who should go. Don't leave.

8. Slowly, everyone will understand that not being with the person you like is actually the normal state of life.

9. You can't change what has happened, so don't waste time thinking so much, move on, let go and forget, that's all.

10, it's good to find someone after accepting all kinds of disappointments.

1 1, when a girl is happiest, she will say goodbye again as long as she knows that a relationship is not suitable. If she doesn't give up, she can pretend to be free and easy and stride forward. She was lonely when she turned around, but you don't know how beautiful your back is.

12, who hasn't changed from a kind-hearted child tortured by reality to a deep-seated crazy person, from now on, your world has nothing to do with me, and my world, you only deserve to see.

13, it is better to be quiet than to apologize against your will. Instead of caring about the betrayal and incompetence of others, it is better to manage your dignity and beauty.

14, the harder you work, the harder you work, and then everything will suffer. You can't give up

15, all lucky and coincidental things are either doomed by heaven or a person is working hard in secret.

16, I hope to do something useful in the future, say brave words, think good things, sleep well, and spend time on progress instead of complaining. Be a lovely girl, not to disturb the world, full of joy.

17, those feelings that have nowhere to put, let them belong to everyone, don't come, I'm fine.

18, exercise if you are in poor health, earn hard if you have no money, and don't take it out on others. The only thing you can complain about is that you don't work hard enough.

19, keep yourself busy, so busy that you don't think about unimportant things. I believe you can let go of everything. Time may not prove many things, but you will certainly be able to see through many things, strengthen your choice and run hard. Tomorrow will be better.

20. I don't expect sudden good luck, I just hope that all my efforts will eventually pay off.