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About the Three People in the Clean Crosstalk Draft

1 I have a roommate who is very untidy.

Why don't you love cleanliness?

1 He never washes his feet and lives in my upper bunk.

Then tell me about him.

1 said it several times, but he just wouldn't listen.

What did you say?

1 You don't wash your feet, but you still live in my upper bunk. Can you consider other people's feelings?

(Beating his roommate) I didn't put my foot in front of your nose. Why is your nose so smart?

1, you, you, you don't wash your feet, don't say anything, but rub your feet every day.

Do you think it's strange that this is called dry cleaning!

1, all the clay balls you rubbed fell into my shop!

3. Don't fall or rise? Is your physics taught by Mr. China?

1, you, you, you, you, you, you (angry)

This is really a problem.

1, right, who can stand this one, three, five, no washing, two, four, six dry rubbing?

2, in fact, this situation should pay attention to communication skills.

Don't yell if you can't. Can you stand up?

2. Come when you come (face 3). Why don't you wash your feet?

3. I'd love to.

2, you haven't washed your feet. You must know how many bacteria you have on your hands. In case of infection, it will become inflamed, and if bacteria enter the bone, it will be amputated!

3. Is this ... so powerful? !

Besides, I heard that she is interested in you. If you smell a bad smell, that's too bad!

3, that ... shall I wash it?

2. (Look at 1) ...

1, high! Really high!

(This refers to a CCTV column about college students' psychology. I saw it a long time ago. Hand-beaten, no sugar. )