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Single dog, tell me about them.

The sentence that implies that you are single is as follows:

1, no story, no lover, alone, too lazy to be lively, very cool.

2, a person's world, very quiet, quiet enough to hear your breathing and heartbeat.

3. Ask what Valentine's Day is in the world, and teach people to abuse single dog to death.

Only single dog got up and ran this morning.

I never thought of being single, but I happened to be single.

6. Being single is just to wait for someone, the right person, and a destiny takes a hand's love.

7. Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

8. I have always been a loner, with no companion and no shelter.

9. It's not the first time I've passed 520 alone. This is a trivial matter.

10, no gifts on holidays today, only boyfriends!

1 1, Valentine's Day is coming, let me know who likes me, and I'll chase you!

12, tell the peach blossoms not to bloom, and I will plant the sea of flowers myself.

13, I'll live alone today unless there is an accident. If there is an accident, I will go to the hospital.

14. As a senior single dog, everyone looks like my girlfriend now.

15, my friends absolutely dare not mention the word single dog in front of me.

16, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

18 and 520 are here, and I want to see your love story again. I'm tired of eating dog food. It's really too difficult for me.

19, heroes don't ask the source, singles don't look at their age.

20. I thought the year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.