Funny birthday wishes

I think the following are funny birthday wishes

1. Whether you are the milk in the morning or the midnight snack in the evening; whether you are the cool breeze in the summer or the cotton-padded jacket in the winter. ; In such a breezy season, please accept my warm text message. Happy birthday!

2. When you see this text message, haha! You are already a year older! If you want to stay young forever, please read the following words out loud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

3. The text message is unfolded and the gift is opened. Sending you the most sincere birthday wishes. The first gift to you is health, I wish you a lively life every day; the second gift is happiness, I wish you happiness day and night!

4. Today is your birthday. I will give you a bowl of long-lasting longevity noodles and two perfectly poached eggs. I will also call you the birthday boy and grant you a life span of 9999 years. After long live, you can go down and enjoy it!

5. I hope that I can live with you and live dependent on each other, but today you can be coquettish, you can be willful, you can make any request to me, as long as I can do it, I wish you a happy birthday.

6. I will count the days for your birthday and eat vegetarian food three days in advance. Who knew you would get a rescheduling call. Alas, I haven’t eaten breakfast yet, so I can only say to you with an hungry stomach: Chopsticks are off for your birthday!

7. Blessings come once a year, birthdays come once a year. At this moment, may your heart be filled with joy and your hands be filled with gifts! I say to you affectionately: Happy birthday, baby! May this moment become your most beautiful memory!

8. Happy birthday to a wonderful person who is beautiful, charming, smart, generous, mature and dignified, and highly praised.

9. Thank God for allowing me to meet you. You are my best gift. On your birthday, I would like to spend it with you and thank God for bringing you into this wonderful world.

10. I don’t give birthday gifts now. I write a blessing to you. If you think the gift is not enough, add me to the list. Happy birthday to you!