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Quotations of post-8s youth

1. For so many years, only Green Arrow has not increased its price.

2. Little me, I see everything with worldly eyes.

3. I'd rather hit a wall than face it at home.

4. Small social sentiment is the most important thing, and the key is to get the money in place.

5. I think all the bears in the world look like bears.

6. There is no need to apologize for love. It is the person who loves you who is mean.

7. I look too fat. I was swollen by life.

8, nima, kiss and shoot, the world is messy.

9. I let go of those painful memories with a wry smile.

1. You can make do with life, and you can also pay attention to life!

11. Love is a besieged city, and there will always be people who have an affair.

12. Don't forget your brothers and sisters.

13. If you don't have a girlfriend, let me chase you.

14. Explaining is covering up, and covering up is telling stories.

15. Baidu can't find you. You are definitely in sogou.

16. Rats go to your house with tears in their eyes, really!

17. I'm willing to bet that I only love you all the time.

18. Your survival is the virtue of heaven's good life.

19. Heart, why are you so excited when I tell him?

2. Love is divided into nine parts, and it is impossible without * *.

21. I'm not Master Kong. You can soak if you want!

22. When you want to die, you don't even want to hit the car.

23. Money makes women, and you make me.

24. I heard that you are doing well, and people come and go in bed.

25. Andersen and Green, fairy tales are all lies.

26. How many cabbages will you sleep with me?

27. Don't discharge me, young man. I'm not an insulator.

28. Who is in charge of the ups and downs of the vast land? Only me, Lord.

29. The most beautiful love words come from the first three months of love.

3. Beauty is like a gem, and it is better without decoration.

31. If you fight for ten thousand heads of blood, you must save Gan Kun's strength.

32. What should I do if I worry about my country and people all day and have no intention to work?

33. If you don't have enough to eat, how can you lose weight?

34. I will hug you if you are good, and the whole world will give it to you.

35. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has some fields.

36. Finding a suitable avatar is more difficult than finding an object.

37. Eating green vegetables is good for your health, but mind your own business.

March 38, please be good and don't mess with us again.

39, don't test people, people can't stand the test.

4. It's not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

41. I feel like flying in the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

42. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

43. It means that good medicine tastes bitter. Why hasn't it worked?

44. This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

45. After graduation, there will be less happy days.

46. Online dating hurts people. Makes me restless.

47. Hey, it's a miracle that the dog can still talk!

48. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

49, smile, just to guard against the tears.

5. I would rather be fat and exquisite than thin and similar.

51. There is a kind of backbone that you don't review until you are bored to death.

52. I like going to school, but I just don't like attending classes.

53. Memories are extended forever, and there is no need to remember them.

54. Whoever doesn't know him has never eaten pork.

55. Goodbye or not, stay? Only miss.

56. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and I'm not sad.

57. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.

58. Don't be afraid of Japan. Don't you have Altman?

59. Sometimes, there is nothing to do but say goodbye.

6. As time goes by, a friend becomes a dog and a lover goes away.

61. The dragon wags its head and the phoenix wags its tail, and the employers and employees do not regret it.

62. You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

63. Happy Children's Day. Don't overwork your years.

64. On a hot day, I like to sleep with a quilt.

65. Happiness is that you want to take a bite when you see someone you love.

66. How about starting school again when I have long hair and a sharp heel?

67. Distance produces money instead of beauty.

68. The more mature you are, the more like an orphan in this world.

69. Remember one sentence: cherish life, college dropout!

7. Don't talk to me about ideals. I've given up smoking for several years.

71. Mom said that food is very expensive recently and money is very cheap.

72. I want to give a home, but she doesn't want me.

73. I'm not insincere. How can I match you to chop and change?

74. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.

75. Stay away from me. I have no one. I have a husband.

76. It's no use saying anything bad about the person I like.

77. There are always things in the sky, not for Yao's survival or for Jie's death.

78. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

79. When my WiFi is connected, see how arrogant the traffic is!

8. Slap your infatuation and delusion to death, and then you get out.

81. It's not too bad. At least I can laugh.

82. It is said that there is a kind of flower called Happiness Flower.

83. There is one person to miss, which is happiness.

84. If I get annoyed again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.

85. Put away the envy of others and work hard by yourself.

86. Pick up a pen cover in class and you won't understand it.

87. "Marrying" is nothing more than "blaming others".

88. Since you know it well, there is no need to stir up feelings.

89. Either live well or die quickly.

9. Worry swings with you, and loving you becomes dependence.

91. Sometimes, it takes courage to choose happiness.

92, don't hurt me with love, there is no medicine to cure.

93. With my full thoughts, you are drifting away.

94. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

95. This is me. I don't cry, make trouble or show off.

96. I'm sorry, we have a break, and we'll talk next class!

97. When I was sad, I learned to swim.

98. The sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called fighting poison with poison.

99. You are not old when you have traveled all over the brothel. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

1, reluctant to let go. Lost in love, unforgettable.

No matter how long the night is, the morning will come.

12. Face a fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

13. The past belongs to death, and the future belongs to yourself.

14. Walking with time is unforgettable.

15, don't move, accompany me to finish this car and set you free.

16. I declare that you belong to me.

17. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

18, no height and no manners, just a pair of beer bellies.

19, don't give me the look, when you are a palette.

listen to your own music, I have no music.

111. If you are not brave, no one will be strong for you.

112. You are gorgeous and ignored, and you don't need a reason.

113. No wonder you can't keep your stomach small.

114, don't ask for earth-shaking, but ask for being worthy of yourself.

115, the highest level of cold, blowing bubbles with your nose.

116, loneliness and boredom is a manifestation of people's inner emptiness.

117. If you don't look at others harshly, it is my lack of literacy.

118. I gain weight every day and look more and more like a rich man.

119. Your sister is pulling the capital, and you are pulling the * *.

12. Open your dog's eyes and face worldly money.

121. A priest who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist priest!

122. Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, so it's yours.