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Fenglian’s daughter is shy
The day before Honglian’s seventeenth birthday coincides with the Lantern Festival.
This gave her a reason to beg the King of Han to come out of the palace to enjoy the entertainment. She said that she was in the palace every year and it was boring tossing and turning, and she wanted to see the folk customs.
Bai Feng was rectifying military affairs at the time. When he was summoned inexplicably, his right eyelid twitched.
As soon as Bai Feng entered the palace gate, he saw King Han with a helpless face and Hong Lian with an unclear expression.
"I have met the king." Bai Feng clasped his hands slightly as a greeting.
"Commander Bai, I have something for you." King Han looked at his daughter who was leaning on his shoulder and shook his head with a smile, "Red Lotus is going out of the palace to play during the Lantern Festival. The responsibility of protecting the princess will be left to you.”
…
Bai Feng’s right eyelid twitched even more. Looking at the harmless red lotus on the high seat, he gritted his teeth and said 'yes'
As soon as he left the palace door, Bai Feng picked up Honglian and didn't care about her barking. Arrived in a no man's land. He said in a cold voice:
"It's so noisy, shut up."
"Bai Feng, do you believe it or not? I will tell my father to punish you for the crime of disrespect!" Honglian was angry. His face turned red, and Baozi's face was full of anger.
Bai Feng smiled sarcastically:
“You can’t ask for more.”
“Don’t you just don’t want to follow me?” Honglian snorted and cleared her throat, He changed his look and raised his eyebrows, "This princess is not what you want. Not only do you have to protect me, but you also have to follow me wherever I go."
Bai Feng gritted his teeth and thought. Why don't you give this guy a good beating first to relieve his anger?
Honglian stepped back consciously, cleared her throat and said:
"Actually, I don’t want to go with you. My father gave me the decree. What can I do? ?”
That’s nice to say. Bai Feng sneered:
"Your father loves you so much, doesn't it mean he won't change if you ask?"
Hong Lian blinked, as if what he said was... right.
She subconsciously thought that Bai Feng should be the one to protect her, so she thought it was normal when her father gave the order. Who would have thought that this man would react so violently.
"I won't wrong you if you follow me. It's so delicious and fun. How many people want to go out with me but I still don't care." Honglian found a pillar to lean on. Automatically switches to leisure mode.
On the other hand, Bai Feng laughed angrily:
"Then do I still need to thank you for your grace?"
God, how dare I let this princess give in? Thank you. Honglian curled her lips, rolled her eyes and changed the topic:
"By the way, have you seen the Lantern Festival before? Is it different from the palace?" Honglian's eyes were round and her face was filled with excitement. She is thirsty for knowledge, which is very different from her usual domineering attitude.
Bai Feng glanced at her and was too lazy to answer.
"I heard from the new maid who entered the palace that the folk Lantern Festival is very lively and not as boring as the palace." Honglian fell into the longing for the festival and said to herself, "There are lantern riddles, there are River boat..."
"You will know when you go there, it is ridiculous to have such wild imaginations here." Bai Feng said coldly, disdainful of her ignorance of the world.
After hearing the meaning, Honglian smiled slyly:
"Then you agree to accompany me?"
Bai Feng was stunned, although he didn't want to admit it, But because of what Honglian said just now, he was indeed a little moved.
It is sad to be a princess but not have any freedom.
That’s all, I’ll make an exception and take her out to save this guy from annoying him every day and making him a scoundrel.
"Don't hold me back."
When Honglian looked up again, the white clothes were gone.
She stretched out her hand, and a piece of light feather slowly fell into her palm, like his silent promise.
The intestines are full of regrets and Qing is talking about the current Bai Feng.
Hong Lian held the candy man in one hand and Bai Feng in the other. She happily wormed her way into the crowd, not caring about someone whose face had turned black.
"Wait a minute!" Bai Feng pulled Hong Lian over, hating that iron could not become steel, "No one is trying to rob you, so why are you so anxious?"
Hong Lian was dissatisfied:
"What if you are late and the stall is closed?"
The vendor selling lamps laughed out loud and explained to her kindly:
" This is your first time to celebrate the festival, don’t worry, the night market has just started, and the curfew will not be until midnight." "Is that so?" Honglian stuck out her tongue, her face was secretly feverish, and her elbows turned white. Feng, blame him "Who told you not to tell me earlier!"
Bai Feng:...
"Hey, there seems to be a lantern riddle guesser over there, let's go!" Honglian bit After taking the last bite of the candy man, Bai Feng grabbed him and ran forward, regardless of whether he disliked his sticky hands.
Bai Feng frowned, but finally did not pull out his hand, but pulled her back, and teleported to the stall in a few moments.
“This is the penultimate lantern riddle, please type a word.” The stall was surrounded by people, and the lamp vendor happily hung out a piece of cloth with one line written on it:
The visitor turned out to be Penglai Guest.
Penglai? Immortal?
After some thought, Honglian was already confident and shouted:
“It’s the word for mountain.”
The vendor was obviously surprised, probably he didn’t expect it. Someone guessed so quickly, and then smiled and agreed:
"Not bad, not bad, the girl is really smart as ice and snow."
Honglian smiled proudly and raised an eyebrow at Bai Feng.
"How is it? Amazing, right?"
The pretty and beautiful girl didn't know how to hide it, her face was full of liveliness and mischief. Bai Feng looked at it for a long time before turning away calmly. sight.
Childish.
"This last riddle is not easy to guess. Readers, please keep your eyes open."
A few lines of riddles appeared, Honglian squinted her eyes and word by word. Read the words on the cloth:
Month after month, two months *** half, there are arable fields above, and a middle-flowing river below, six mouths to one room, two mouths No reunion.
"This..."
Everyone was obviously stumped by this final question, and they all began to ponder.
"The two are not reunited. I guess it means "harmony"." A man who looked like a scholar shouted, and others followed him.
"I guess so."
"I guess so."
The vendor smiled and shook his head. The crowd made a fuss and didn't bother to guess anymore. The seller reveals the answer.
Honglian couldn’t figure it out, so he simply turned his head and asked Bai Feng:
“What word do you guess it is?”
Bai Feng has not yet answered. , the hawker already said proudly:
"It seems that today, all of you, the judge has no luck, so this glazed lantern will be returned to its original owner, hahaha."
Red Only then did Lian see the gift that answered the mystery. It was a crystal clear glass lantern, which reflected the candle in the heart, making the outer layer of the lamp shine brightly, making it look very gorgeous under the night sky.
"It's so beautiful." Even though she was used to seeing beautiful objects in the palace, Honglian couldn't help but be fascinated by this lamp, and couldn't hide the envy in her eyes.
Bai Feng didn’t seem to hear her emotion and reminded:
“Aren’t you still clamoring to go see the fireworks? If you don’t go, it will be over.”
"Oh, yes." Hong Lian clapped her hands, pulled Bai Feng over and got out of the crowd. The warmth between her palms made her feel warm.
Bai Feng was dragged along like this, and he didn’t know how far he had walked. The fireworks were almost over, but it didn’t seem like they were coming from this place.
Honglian was silent for a while, then said:
"Are we going the wrong way?"
Bai Feng:
" ...I know you are unreliable."
Honglian was furious:
"You have already discovered it, right?"
Bai Feng was stunned for a moment. He lowered his eyes and said:
"No."
This is indeed the truth, but as for why, that is something that must never be said.
Honglian thought that Bai Feng would choke with her, but she didn’t expect that he would answer sincerely.
……
Oh, how lonely it is to be a road idiot.
Honglian was thinking about a more cost-effective way to go and see the night view when suddenly she felt a chill in her lower abdomen and a wave of heat flowed through her.
A small face suddenly turned several shades white.
Bai Feng keenly caught her change and laughed mercilessly:
"It's just a firework. Isn't the princess's reaction a bit too big?"
Guren didn’t even bother to give him a look, she just bent over and hugged her belly, and couldn’t stop gasping.
Something is not right.
Baifeng supported her shoulders and asked:
"What's wrong with you?"
"I..." Honglian tried to straighten up. But the lower part was really tearing in pain, so he could only continue to bend his waist and said uncomfortably: "My stomach, my stomach hurts..."
Bai Feng was surprised: He was still jumping around when he came out, but after a while, his stomach hurt. It hurts, women are really troublesome.
Bai Feng squatted down and took stock of her current condition. She was sweating on her forehead and her lips were slightly blue. Well...not like pretending.
"Can you still leave?"
"..."
Bai Feng looked around, there were not many people, and they were even less in a remote place. People pay attention.
Before she could react, Honglian only felt a spin, and the next second, she was surrounded by a warm place.
"I'll take you to the medical clinic."
When Bai Feng spoke, the vibrations in her chest were clearly transmitted to Hong Lian's ears, making her face turn red.
"No, no, no, let's go back to the palace quickly."
Honglian waved her hand and refused quickly, as if she was afraid that Bai Feng would take her to see a doctor.
Bai Feng glanced at her, surprised that this person was usually the most intolerant of pain, but he was still strong today.
Harmony is always short-lived.
After walking for a while, Bai Feng frowned and said in disgust:
"Why are you so heavy?"
"Nonsense, where is the weight?" Honglian Not convinced, glare at him.
Bai Feng curled her lips, her eyes flicked past a certain part of her and then looked into the distance.
Honglian didn’t notice Bai Feng’s gaze, pursed her lips, tightened her hold on his neck, and leaned against the boy’s thin chest.
After walking for a while, Honglian said in a muffled voice:
"Bai Feng, I seem to be feeling better."
Bai Feng said lightly, He hugged her tightly and ignored her.
Guren:...
Shocked! Is this still the Bai Feng who disliked her?
However, there were people waiting on her, and Hong Lian was not too lazy to walk. After a while, she started to make noise again:
"That lantern is really beautiful, but it's a pity that the vendor doesn't sell it, he's stingy."
Bai Feng:...
"Oh, I will probably get scolded again for going back so late. You talk about yourself and don't remind me."
Bai Feng's lips twitched and he held her hand a little harder.
Hong Lian felt a little painful from being restrained, and moved uncomfortably, causing Bai Feng's chest to feel warm.
He lowered his head, wanting to scold her to calm down, but he saw a warm and red face, shockingly bright eyes darting around, and the four-petal mouth that could never stop opening slightly. , showing a rare naivety.
"...Why don't you leave?"
Honglian poked Bai Feng and asked doubtfully.
Bai Feng suddenly came to his senses, and suddenly let go of Hong Lian as if he had been burned. Hong Lian was caught off guard and staggered, almost falling to the ground.
?
Before Honglian could question, Bai Feng rushed to speak:
"If your hands are sore, go on your own.
"
...
She was unable to refute!
Honglian poked Bai Feng and said sincerely:
"You are angry Already? "
Bai Feng didn't look at her, just avoided her touch without leaving a trace, and said calmly:
"No. "
"Then why don't you talk to me? "
Honglian was extremely bored walking alone, so she said depressedly.
Bai Feng narrowed her eyes and said:
"What did you say? "
"You can say whatever you want." Honglian thought for a while, "Well... do you prefer inside the palace or outside the palace? "
"Outside the palace. "
"Have you often gone out to play in the palace before? "
Playing?
Bai Feng sneered and said:
"I go out often, but not like you. "
"What kind of thing is that? "
Honglian realized something as soon as she asked. Looking at Bai Feng's face again, she just said "Oh" and stopped talking.
The palace gate is not far away. The time has come. There are several palace maids in front of the door who are looking forward to seeing Honglian coming back.
Bai Feng nodded forward and said:
"Go back. "
Honglian kicked the stones on the side of the road and asked with his hands behind his back: "You don't want to go in because you don't want to go in?
Before Bai Feng could answer, the palace maid behind her had covered her face and laughed. Hong Lian was a little confused and said:
"What are you laughing at?"
The palace maids looked at each other and said:
"Back to the princess, Commander Bai lives in the north of the palace. The princess wants to go south, which is a different way." "
!
When the heat on his face faded, Hong Lian suddenly realized that he had arrived at the bedroom.
After waving away the attendants, Hong Lian faced up. He lay down on the bed.
Thinking of Bai Feng's suppressed smile, Hong Lian suddenly shook off the quilt and covered himself up.
He kicked it off a few times and rubbed the quilt until it was completely unrecognizable.
What are you laughing at?
Let’s see if she doesn’t annoy him to death!
p>
Forget it, it’s better to keep out of sight!
……
Just thinking about it, the fatigue of the day gradually came over, and under the stars, the people on the bed appeared. She didn't know when she started snoring slightly.
Honglian didn't wake up until three o'clock in the morning.
The sun had seeped in through the curtains. Honglian got up and rubbed himself. Walking out of the house with sleepy eyes.
As soon as he opened the door, something was knocked out of place.
He lowered his head and saw a glazed lantern.
"Ah. ! "Hong Lian yelled, and quickly picked up the lantern and looked left and right, confirming that it was the one she wanted last night.
"Here comes someone! "
"Princess? "
"Last night...no, today! Has anyone been here? "
The palace man was puzzled for a moment, and then replied:
"Princess, there are guards in front of the house, and ordinary people will never dare to come in. "
......
"I know, go down. "
Honglian lowered her eyes, her tone indifferent.
What is she expecting?
Sure enough, people always look for trouble, and it seems that she can't do it either. Free from vulgarity.
Let's go back to sleep, there is everything in the dream.
Just when Honglian was in a complicated mood and was about to go back to the room, a breeze blew through the room unintentionally, but it happened. The light feathers on the lamp fluttered repeatedly, entangled for a moment, and finally fell into the palm of the princess's slowly stretched out hand.
When the palace maid walked halfway, she couldn't help but look back at her princess. She had a keen sense. The princess was in a bad mood today.
She was surprised when she saw that the person who had been sullen just now suddenly smiled at the lamp in her hand.
Strange. .
The palace maid shook her head and thought nonchalantly: This lantern is really beautiful, but it is not something that belongs to the palace, and I don’t know who gave it to me.
Yes, who sent it?
Only the wind knows the answer.
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