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Tell a funny sentence.

1, I did very well in this exam, and only failed in arts and science.

2, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.

Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a bath and it shrunk.

When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I pushed the boat with the current and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

5. I like you. It's none of your business. If you have the ability, you like me.

6. In today's reversal era, men play with beautiful women and handsome, have money and no money, and don't play with innocence and pervert.

7. I am such a man who is hurt by love. Only blame my love for being too stupid and too deep.

When I said I couldn't afford it, it was the day your house caught fire.

9, the tide of wearing, the tide of non-mainstream, wearing sexy, sexy is sitting on the stage.

10, grow up like that, don't be spoiled, it's easy to get pregnant.

1 1. I tried to be an interesting person, but something went wrong and it became a funny proportion.

12, whether it is appropriate in love is just an illusion, and ultimately it depends on who is more tolerant.

13, you have to remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

14, I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

15, Fahai shouldn't use a tower to curb the White Snake, he should curb Gong Linna.

16, otaku's otaku standard: take the computer as the center and the arm length as the radius, and take things in bed.

17, my hobbies can be divided into two kinds: static means sleeping, and moving means turning over.

18, I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

19, when you ignored me, I felt that you were studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

Fortunately, when he had many choices, he chose to stay with you.

2 1, the road ahead is so far that it often puts me in the middle of nowhere!

22. What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.

23. Without you, who will give me the warmth I need when I am lonely?

24. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

25, too depressed is not good, everything is enough, not too much, you can be nothing.

26. Love is an obligation that only you can deeply understand; Love is a kind of happiness, only you can experience it in a hurry; Love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you in minutes.

27. Give love a face that is not old, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world.

28. Lovers will eventually buckle meat, and pig pockets will appear in lovers' eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

29. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are obviously single, but others think you are not single.

30. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

3 1. Life is like playing Angry Birds. If you can't get through, you will inevitably be laughed at by the pig.

32. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

33. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

34. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't even talk to me.

Let's flip a coin to bet that heads are my boyfriend and tails are your girlfriend.

36. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

37.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

38. I am fat to make you look thin; Before I lose weight and make you look bad.

39. My dad touched my head today and said, I believe you will lose your head one day.

40. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

4 1. Time is a butcher knife. This is for beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

42. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword.

43. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

44. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.

45. I just want to go to a person's eternal life with this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything.

46. You ran back to a cow and immediately scared a cow to death. Come back quickly, Beckham won't score.

47. Nowadays, people are following the trend. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

49. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

5 1, the face is a thing apart from the body, whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

52. Yes, the cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

53. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove, pinch instant noodles, and tie condoms.

54. When I grow up, I want to marry the Tang Priest. If I can play, I will play, but if I can't, I will eat him.

55. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

56. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

57. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

58. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death.

59. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

60. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

6 1. If you don't like me, you can choose * * or pretend to be blind.

62. Only you cherish my feelings, understand my heart and accept my love.

63. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

65. I suddenly had the impulse to study. I took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

66. Chang 'e, you can leave the canopy. Look how old the Jade Emperor is!

67. The high price attracts countless heroes. With too little savings, my girlfriend turned to money. No car, no house, happy days.

68. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

70. Elder sister, I estimate that Nu Wa must have poured three catties of iron on your face when she gave birth.

7 1. As a top rogue, I have a drunkard's intention, not the pursuit of wine, but also extravagant dreams.

72. I thought that if I was invisible, others would not find me. It's no use. A cool woman like me is as dazzling as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is.

If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

74. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

75. Adventure made me meet you and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

76. I thought the tiger photo was real, but as soon as I heard it was true, I immediately knew it was fake!

77. Life doesn't care about the length, just want to live wonderfully, eat up and be healthy!

78. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

79. Although it is good to get up early and go to bed early, it is good to get up early and go to bed late.

80. I want to be your sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you when I am unhappy.

8 1, there is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and return to idolization. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

82. I don't need too many words to love you, as long as I have you in my heart.

83. Mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

84. Lovers are always on and off, but the more we love each other, the deeper our love will be and stand the test.

85. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit. When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

86. I am no longer a little girl who will be moved by one or two messages of concern. At least I have to give a red envelope.

87. It hurts a little. It doesn't hurt when you get used to it. Even if it breaks your heart, you will get used to it.