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What kind of experience is it to eat alone in a restaurant?

1. It's cool to eat a second half-price meal at McDonald's alone. The left bite was delicious, but the two sisters in the next seat looked at me with strange eyes. I think they must be envious that I can eat two. Ha, ha, ha. Manual funny. ......

2. I must admit that my favorite is the children's set meal, which is rich in variety, affordable and delicious ... but the toys sent by the set meal are really spicy. .......

KFC has an oversized cup of frozen lemon tea, which weighs more than one liter. I can play with my mobile phone while drinking lemon tea and sit in KFC for more than half an hour.

Although only one person is eating, I usually choose a double seat, because I think you all know ... In fact, there was a beautiful girl sitting opposite me, but I was scared ... but she was good at eating. .....

Every time I watch myself enjoying a table of delicious food, the little couple next to me don't order as much as I do, and there is a sense of superiority, and honey juice is produced ... Being single is good, so I can eat whatever I want and eat as much as I want. ........

6. When a person eats and has time to observe the people around him and their experiences, there is an inexplicable sense of detachment, feeling that deception has opened God's eyes. There is an inexplicable revelation that once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that other mountains are short in the sky. ..

7. Eating alone will get you used to it after a long time. He is free and happy. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

8. Being able to eat alone often, if you get used to it, people will be more tolerant of loneliness in the future single days. If someone can be single until he is 30, maybe he can be single until he is 40. Long live single to 40, single to 40. Get up, get up, get up. .......

9. You must be a frequent visitor to KFC, McDonald's and Pizza Hut. Not only cheap, but also comfortable. No one will give you more bb just because you stayed there for a long time. ..........

10. When a person goes to a restaurant to eat, he can eat as much as he wants, which will never waste environmental protection and pollution. In order to live a low-carbon life, he should start by going to a restaurant alone.

1 1. Really, going to the restaurant alone is very good, very petty and interesting. If you do this two or three times a week, you will love it.

12. The brain is always wide open and fascinated by the small theater in the brain. When these two sisters went out to eat alone, their eyes were so erratic that they turned out to be "like-minded good friends" ... and even there were two more single dog in the world.

13. I often think my posture is handsome, elegant and charming, so ... why don't you like me? Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! ! !

14. Finally, I want to say a word to all my friends who often eat alone. Although eating alone seems lonely and sad. But don't lose heart, we must be strong, because there will be many such things in the future. .....