Talking about summer homework

1. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we have to make up our sleep with your class.

3. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent that they even cut the porn!

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely I am hungry!

6. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

7. People have backgrounds, so do I..

8. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!

9. Do you have a cold? Well, is my voice a little hoarse? No, I just saw you smoking, not one nostril.

10. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

1 1. Now, what I can't get up is my salary, and what I can't get down is my weight.

12. I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep.

13. Love is like poop. Once the water is washed, it will never come back. Love is like poop, it can't stop when it comes; Love is like poop, it is the same every time but not exactly the same; Love is like poop, sometimes it's just a fart if you work hard for a long time!

14. Undeniably, mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

15. Ugly people like to say why, why look at you?

16. Homework has abused me thousands of times, and I regard it as my first love.

17. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

18. Sorry, senior. How to do this problem? Do you have a boyfriend, junior? I won't do this problem.

19. There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.

20. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

2 1. Failure is not terrible, the key is success or not.

22. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

23. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.

24. In the workplace, I should, like Conan, have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

25. In the university, when the bell rang, the teacher came into the classroom. There were only three students sitting in the classroom, but the teacher ignored them and talked for two classes. After the lecture, the teacher turned around and asked: These three students have a good attitude towards learning. Why didn't the other students in your class come today? The following students replied weakly: teacher, I don't know, we are not your students, we are studying here. Talking about catching up with homework. Talking about catching up on homework in the middle of the night

1. Let my brother do his homework. He said he would never do it. It's time to see my brother twice a year and catch up on his homework.

2. I got up on the earliest day of this summer vacation, praised myself, chose a small position near the bed, and comfortably caught up with my homework.

It's killing me. What child doesn't want to have three heads and six arms when catching up on homework?

Teacher Zhao helped me make up my homework. The two of us started doing it yesterday afternoon, until 1 half past ten in the evening. . Then I got up this morning and did it again. It's not over yet.

5. Don't ask, what I asked was that I didn't do my homework, packed my luggage, checked the information, or made a strategy. I'm going to take my tablet and my friends to the hotel for three days to catch up on my homework.

For more than 20 years, the most unforgettable thing so far is that when the primary school is about to start, all my friends are rushing to do their homework, and my father has finished it for me. He said that children should play during the holiday and be serious in school!

7. Although I was caught up in my homework today, I told a great thing. Once again, I feel that only intelligence is the highest standard of "handsome" and "beautiful".

8. Finger counting, there will be four nights of classes and three nights of homework a week from next week. Boo-hoo, are you really going crazy?

9. Recently, there has been a foreign body sensation in the throat, and it has been attached to the right side of the throat. I felt a little swollen yesterday, but I look a little purulent this morning. Now my voice is a little hoarse. I think I will lose my voice tomorrow ... I want to catch up on my homework and don't want to go to the hospital.

10. I really want to vomit blood. I must return the homework I owe. Now I'm really catching up on my homework.

1 1. I, from small to large, from primary school to work, never missed my homework during a holiday.

12. Yes. . . When I get old, I always want to look back. Today, I am trying to catch up with my homework. Let's look back at the fast books in the small sky. Look at each issue Every time I watch it, I always have new feelings because of different understandings. Let's go

13. Finally, in August, when I was in primary school, I got up at 5 o'clock to catch up on my homework. Now get up at 5 o'clock to prepare lessons for primary school students, and attend classes for 7.8 hours every day. I am really tired. Today, I will be free in the last two days.

See you in June, 65438+ April and July. Let's get rid of all the unfavorable events and start to make up our homework. I hope toothache and fever won't come to you. Work hard in August!

15. The last stubbornness in catching up with homework-copying with a pencil, expecting to write it again carefully in the future, in order to seek psychological balance.

16. Summer vacation really flies. It's really cool to wake up naturally after watching the play every day and not have to go to class to eat. However, the last few days of the summer vacation have been catching up with homework, and the happy July has passed. I will go to school in August and officially step into my senior three life. I'm nervous, but I want to finish it as soon as possible.

17. Yes, don't stay up late to catch up on your homework. You can even be stupid enough to write all the answers on the draft paper and perform the art of leaving the answer sheet blank, the intangible art.

18. I was so sleepy at this time last night that I missed my homework. I turned off the computer and slept for a second. Still playing mobile phone tonight. I'm completely sleepy. That's great.

19. I was in a hurry to catch up with my homework every night, and I was recognized by the teacher the next day. I fell in love with this feeling?

20. I am very sleepy during the day, and I am crazy about catching up on my homework and cleaning my room at night. My biological clock may be back.

2 1. I feel that I have to stay up late to catch up on my homework during the summer vacation, so I have a little chest pain in my head. Will I die suddenly tomorrow?

22. I will be inexplicably depressed and irritable during this time. You can't say that you are idle when your homework is busy. August has started, I hope everything goes well.

23. Go home on holiday tomorrow! I'm still catching up on my homework today! Even on the train tomorrow! I lead a hard life every day.

Describe a lot of homework, talk about those who don't want to do homework.

1. Dead mice don't feel cold, and the more homework, the bigger the waves.

2. It is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

I feel lonely and helpless as never before. Speak human words. There is so much homework.

All the lights are used for homework on Sunday night.

Holidays will always pass and homework will never be finished.

6. Homework, write it yourself when you grow up.

7. I can't do my homework for two main reasons: I have a funny side and a mobile phone in my hand.

8. Feelings make me sad, and my homework doesn't leave me alone.

9. You can play cards for homework. A pair of Chinese papers! Don't! I want it! Four English papers exploded! Sorry, keep walking! Three historical volumes and one political volume! Otherwise! A bunch of math papers, they have already signed up! Two comprehensive papers, Wang Fried!

10. I hope that one day, the school is bombed, the teacher is gone, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

1 1. Every holiday, when you enter the classroom, these sounds will definitely appear. ! Isn't this unnecessary? ! I left my homework at home! ! There is an answer to this. You didn't say so! ! Put mine at the bottom! ! Separate us from each other

12. Our homework is copied. The teacher knows that our homework is copied. We know that the teacher knows that our homework is plagiarized. Teachers also know that we know that teachers know that our homework is copied. Since everyone knows that our homework is plagiarized, it hurts to accept such a foolish thing.

13. The school is where you sign in for five days in a row and then get your homework bag.

14. Why should I hand in my homework? I don't have to write it myself. If I did, I wouldn't have to take the exam. If I did, I wouldn't have to graduate. If I get a job, I won't have to find a wife. If I get married, I won't have to have children. If I had children, I wouldn't have to study hard. I don't have to study hard.

15. Do your homework, sit all night and do a page.

16. Homework is lying on my bed. On the bed, my charming lips are slightly open: Officer, why don't you come and touch others? This homework is also worthy of being a beauty, with a trembling voice and itchy feathers. I gave it a slap in the face: let you know my recent experience 1 day!

17. Let's separate our homework. I don't think this is suitable for us.

18. What is the cruelest love triangle in the world? I like holidays, holidays like homework, and homework likes me.

19. At school, the copying speed =wifi, the writing speed = 2g, the copying speed =3G, and the writing speed = disconnection.

Tell me more about homework. Talk about staying up late to do homework.

1, [Ma Ma said: starting school is a very heavy thing, and it is even heavier if you can't finish your homework "]

2. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

What is luckier than leaving work one hour earlier than expected when the exam results are better than expected and walking into the subway station?

4. I learned to curse, copy homework, keep up with the joneses, rebel and puppy love. Do you know where it is? It's at school!

5. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you and do more problems. Can you call our teacher and ask?

6. My greatest wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine. []

7. My summer homework can't wait on the bed like a spoiled concubine, but I have been diligent and loving the people since the summer vacation. Tencent is concerned that Sina has not set foot in the harem.

8, winter vacation style, Fahai helped me with my homework, why don't you watch Fiona Fang ~

9. The basic morality of copying homework is to copy it, no matter right or wrong.

10,-A holiday is doing your homework in another place. .

1 1. I tore off the label "National Inspection-Free Products" posted on the refrigerator and posted it on my summer homework.

12, more homework? Is this pear big? Are the students roaring? The students are roaring.

13,-People who haven't written about winter vacation homework up to now will definitely make great achievements in the future, because they are more calm than the average person.

14, nonsense junior high school, cheating in the exam, homework in Gao Shan.

15, homesick when the heating doesn't work! Homework is overwhelmingly demanding, homesick! When I have no friends, I miss home! When you are bored, you will miss home only when you are bored! It's cloudy, rainy and windy. When the weather gets cold, I will miss home! Ah! Go to eat Japanese food later.

16, growing pains, whatever you write, just write why you have to take exams every day, do your homework, and face the classroom where the teacher is speechless.

17, [Fuck off, you have a headache]

18, summer homework can't wait to have a bed like a concubine who is vying for favor, but since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and loving the people and worried about Tencent and Sina.

19, I haven't seen many plays, and I can't finish my homework every day. I'm still hanging around in the car, and I feel distressed.

20. I know that I don't do my homework all day and make you angry. I'm too lazy to do anything at home, but I don't want us to be apart in the summer vacation.

2 1. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs.

22. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you. Do more questions if you have nothing to do. Can you call our teacher and ask? .

23. The school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine. This way. . . lovely

24. At school, I learned to swear, copy my homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs. Other than that, I learned nothing.

Teacher, you always say that everything you do is good for us, so it will be better for us if you don't leave your homework! ! !

26. The homework assigned this year is estimated to be finished next year.

My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, be tall and light. . .

28. When our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be many cars that collect waste in the school.

29.- Are there any children's shoes that you said you couldn't find a pen when you were doing your homework-

30. Now, let's challenge the summer homework while chewing dazzling gum. . . Wow. Still copying. . Too much homework. root

3 1 I worry about my homework every Sunday. You are really annoying. You are really annoying. You are really annoying. You are really annoying. ]

33. Homework. Let's break up. We are not suitable. Really!

34. There is too much homework to finish ... This is the linguistics that studies the life of monks, which is too brain-burning. . I'm afraid I can't keep my hair.

35. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs.

Long live the children's shoes that were not written in the summer homework.

37. Who invented the exam, the homework and the teacher?

38. There is always one person in the class who does his homework quickly ... Although it is wrong, many people still copy it ... When I was a student, I couldn't afford it. ..

39. Summer homework. You know, you ruined everything for me. You can really die.

40. Homework really doesn't suit us. Will you stop pestering me? I am really tortured to death by you.

4 1, if there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

42. The only thing foreigners can do right is to design their homework as uncountable nouns. Because students can't finish their homework at all.

43. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less. .

Teacher, you had a good year of safety and stability, but we had a bad year of too much homework.

45. I should tear off the label of "national inspection-free products" on the refrigerator and stick it on my summer homework. .

46. Copying homework is actually not called copying homework. In Chinese, it is called learning. Mathematically, this is called analogy. It's called copying in English. Geographically, it is migration. In biology, it is transcription and content.

47. Who stipulates that students must wear school uniforms, who stipulates that students must take exams, who stipulates that students must do homework, who stipulates that students must love learning, and who stipulates that?

48. How wonderful it would be if there were no schools, no teachers, no textbooks, no definitions and no homework in this world.

49. If you didn't bring your homework, the teacher would definitely say, "Why didn't you forget to eat?"

Doing homework upset my daily habits.

5 1, the freshman is actually helping the junior to do math, and he is still with me. . . Yelling at my homework is really dead. I just want to smile. I am too superficial to join the WTO.

52. What's the situation this year? CCTV did not broadcast Journey to the West, nor did Hunan Satellite TV broadcast Princess Zhu Huan. I don't even know when to do my summer homework.

I really didn't know that I had homework yesterday.

54, homework, I am not familiar with you, don't befriend, while playing.

55. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and the Great Wall is a student homework contest!

56. Homework, if you leave me alone, will I love you?

57. Why are we so tired in class? Because we are graduating class, we were forced to die by homework before we died.

58. Half of the students in each class write their homework half to death, and half of them copy it half to death.

59. Loading ...1%... 2% ... 3% ... 5% ... 5% failed. Please ask the Education Bureau to have another holiday.

60, one by one, isn't it that you haven't finished your homework yet? As for it, I have no idea what my homework is.

6 1. If you saw the trees in the sky turned into piles of exercise books, would you still have the heart to do your homework? If you hadn't sold them, you wouldn't have been killed!

62. I really don't like you. Can you leave me alone? Please, do your homework first.

63. "Try to copy your summer homework while chewing. . . ""Wow, I'm going to copy it again. There is too much homework. I can't stop at all. "

64. There are too many homework in high school, and I can't finish it tomorrow. The feeling of broken pots and broken falls is back ... Why did I choose German? The words are incomplete, but the words are completely irregular, okay! ! I choose to die.

65. Who doesn't have an action industry yet ~

66. Copy winter vacation homework's answer to the highest realm, and if you copy it for a long time, you will miss the point.

67. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you and help me solve the problem. Call our teacher and ask. .

Homework is the only way for our teacher to remind us of him.

69. At school, when you ask your classmates to copy your homework, most of them will say, "Don't look for me if you are wrong!"

70, winter vacation homework I wrote for a month, the teacher wrote a reading.

7 1, don't play, don't be crazy, don't fall in love, do homework, listen to the teacher, is this still reading?

72. When I do my homework, my mother always pretends to be invisible. When I finished, she said, I haven't done my homework yet.

These days, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, infidelity, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.

74. My wish is less homework, less bitches, more holidays and less exams.

75, three days and three nights, three pounds of homework! ! ! !

76. I dreamed that my summer homework was robbed @

77. Girl, when I think about my homework, I want to cause an explosion myself! Leave me alone and let me die. 100% pure and pollution-free.

78. If only the homework could be copied and pasted.

79. "Teacher, I didn't hand in my homework in the summer vacation", "Why" and "Gastric cancer"

80. Teacher, Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'm going to visit my ancestors' graves. What do you mean by assigning so much homework? Can you bear it if your ancestors are angry?

8 1, teacher, I want to ask you, didn't you say you should have a good rest during the winter vacation and Chinese New Year? Why are there so many homework assignments?

82. Ancestor ~ I'll burn some homework for you and help me with more problems. Can you call our teacher and ask?

83. Copying homework means plagiarism, while copying homework means borrowing, learning, copying and pasting.

84. With too much homework, I feel like I'm back in Grade One. Monitor Zhou Ji has no idea at all. Baby bear will take this baby to do his homework.

85, summer homework is that you write for 2 months, and the teacher approves a' reading' below. . .

86. Job loading:1%… 2% … 3% … 4% … 5% … 5% … failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to resume summer vacation. ...

87. Give me a Doraemon, and I will give you my homework from now on.

88. Teacher! ! Look, there are flying saucers. . Teacher, not good! It took the homework! I can stop doing it.

89. I wish myself not to die when I start school, not to sleep in class, not to copy my homework, not to make trouble with my friends, and my grades will soar. Oh, this report is killing me. .

90. The beginning of life is a good person. He is a hero if he doesn't do his homework. What if the teacher hits me? Pick up a kitchen knife and do it with him. He can't do it. Oh, my God, you can find Altman.

9 1, according to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

92. Teacher, my homework is still sleeping at home. I can't bear to wake it up. Can you not pay it?

93. Touching the mobile phone while doing homework is like chewing it in an instant! ! @

94. I haven't studied for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

95. In the eyes of parents, doing homework 1 hour is one minute, playing computer for one minute is one hour, doing homework for 24 hours will not hurt your eyes, and playing computer for 24 minutes will blind your eyes.

96. I didn't know until that day, homework! We broke up ~ ~ ~

97. Where are the children whose homework has not been finished? !

98. I hate teachers to assign homework and homework.

99. When homework is too much and urgent, I will look like a terrible madman. I don't like myself like this, I seek meaningless security, and then a vicious circle. Efficiency comes first.

100, I think my mother has too much homework, but China moves like a dog! Mama of, blind deduction of money, even did not receive the text message, was deducted more than 30 yuan, when our money was robbed by the bank! That's disgusting! I'm so angry, go to sleep!