Recently, friends who ate too much and gained weight at midnight snack chatted humorously about the collection (57 articles)

Recently, I ate too much midnight snack and gained weight in my circle of friends (I). 1. My three shortcomings are: 1. Obesity; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

2. You made a whole body fat filling!

Fat man, he wants to help his stomach think about oil. He looks for food and drink every day. He is pregnant with the hospital and worried about losing weight.

5. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

6. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad.

7. Get fat Last year's skirt was too tight this year, and today's appetite is less than yesterday's.

8. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

9. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

10. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

1 1. Fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

12. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

13. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

14. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

15. I know I will look good if I lose weight, but I can't bear to lose weight.

16. Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

17. Looking through the old photos, I have to say that time makes me look fat and ugly. I must have never thought I would get worse.

18. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.

19. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.

Humorous talk about friends who have eaten too much and gained weight recently (part two) 20. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

2 1. people get fat in middle age, and when they lose weight, they will be on the top!

22. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

23. Fitness is hard, but it's cool to have a healthy and beautiful figure. It's not good to be fat, but it's cool to gain weight.

24. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.

I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

27. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

28. No wonder you can't lose weight.

29. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I think I'm getting fat.

3 1. It's such a cold day this year, actually it feels good. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat. Ha ha ha ha.

32. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

33. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

34. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

35. Did you have a midnight snack today? You should gain weight!

36. I don't know what the hell, but I really want to eat chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

37. Recently, my appetite has greatly increased. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't feel fat.

38. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

Humorous talk about friends who have eaten too much and gained weight recently (Part III) 39. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

40. How can it be so difficult to lose weight? Just seven days after the Spring Festival, I gained six pounds. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

4 1. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

42. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

43. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!

44. Can you believe that I can eat all these before I sweat?

45. Fat is attitude, meat is spirit, and fat is also figure.

46. The voice of most fat people: intentional weight loss, unable to return to heaven.

47. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

48. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

49. Every day, when you shoot toner, you will slap yourself hard! I hope I can shoot a little.

50. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

5 1. If you want to look thin in front of people, you must lose meat at the back.

52. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

54. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

55. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

56. Winter is a season of getting fat carelessly, which has reached a record high.

57. If you gain three pounds a month or have less oil and salt, you may eat too many carbohydrates and have to control it.

A collection of humorous sentences (60 articles) that have gained weight by eating and drinking from the sea recently.

I have gained weight recently because of overeating. My pants have shrunk again. ...

2. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.

I am determined to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.

At two o'clock last night, I woke up in a dream with difficulty breathing. Maybe I've grown too fat recently.

I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

6. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

8. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

9. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

10. I have gained weight for a long time and my weight has reached its peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

1 1. You are not chubby, but cute, making people happy and eye-catching.

12. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

13. People become fat in middle age and reach the top when they lose weight!

14. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds in just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

15. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

16. Xiao Da, who says she is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

17. Fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

18. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

19. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.

20. Yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. I've let go of all the things I couldn't let go of before.

I have been eating, drinking and getting fat recently. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

22. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. Eating a meal won't make you fat.

23. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

24. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.

I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad

26. I always take my life buoy with me when I swim in the sea. ...

27. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

28. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

29. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

30. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

3 1. I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the wretched fat people.

32. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?

33. Fat people are always updating their closets.

34. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

I can turn over in such a short distance.

36. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!

37. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.

38. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.

40. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.

I have been eating, drinking and getting fat recently. The speed of weight gain with naked eyes is 4 1. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

42. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!

43. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.

44. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

45. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

46. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the hospital with a big belly, and loses weight and is pregnant.

47. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

48. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.

49. Fat people have only two ways, either to die of obesity or to starve to death. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?

50. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place and look beautiful.

5 1. Eating fat, whether about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.

52. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.

Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

54. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!

55. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

56. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?

57. A fat man is fatter than others.

58. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

59. You made a whole body fat filling!

60. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but of course I didn't expect it to get worse.

Humorous sentences of drinking and making friends (57)

Drink and send a humorous sentence to a circle of friends. 1. When a young man leaves home, I will invite a young lady to accompany him.

2. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

3. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

One cup after another, three cups is not much.

You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

6. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and don't drink it.

7. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

8. Come at the call, drink when you come, don't get drunk, don't get confused when you are drunk, don't get confused when you fall down, and can't sleep.

9. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

10. Drunk and awake, different mentality!

1 1. Show your talents in times of crisis, and my sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother;

12. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

13. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?

14. It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.

15. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is fragrant.

16. two cups a day, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't drink it. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

17. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't take responsibility.

18. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

19. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and it is a drunken dream!

Humorous sentences about drinking and making friends circle 2 20. A hundred cups need to be drunk, and a pillow needs to fight for spring.

2 1. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

22. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

23. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

24. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

26. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

27. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

28. Worry is all in the wine and hidden in the heart.

29. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

30. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

3 1. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

32. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

33. Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.

34. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

35. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

36. It is said that lovers love eight points and get drunk eight points, but who doesn't get sick after drinking?

37. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

38. I have been in a daze for one year and half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

Humorous sentence 3 of drinking and making friends. Only drinks, but leaders don't drink.

40. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

4 1. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

43. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

44. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!

45. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

46. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

47. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

48. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

49. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

50. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

5 1. If you are drunk, you won't accept it, just hold the wall.

52. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

53. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

54. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

55. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

56. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

57. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight.

Talk about the humorous mood of the circle of friends getting fat (1) 1. Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

I wanted to be a lightning bolt this year, illuminating your eyes, but I didn't want to be a solid wall, blocking your sight.

6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

7. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

8. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

9. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

10. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

1 1. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

13. The typhoon came, and people and trees around it were blown away …

14. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

15. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

16. The meaning of being fat is not how much and what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

17. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

18. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

19. A fat man is fatter than others.

20. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight (2) 1. With such a little distance, I will be able to turn over soon.

2. Don't call others vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!

3. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

7. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

8. What's the point of being fat? I am from thin down.

9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

10. It is heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

1 1. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

12. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

13. The biggest happiness of fat people is to eat too much and get fat.

14. My beauty is not worthy.

15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow quickly, grow quickly."

16. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine, and only I want you.

17. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

18. Fatso's helplessness: the small shirt is clear at a glance.

19. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

20. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

Let's talk about the humorous mood in the circle of friends (3) 1. The face is fat several times. It is lucky to look at the fat face and try to make your life more complete.

My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.

4. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

6. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

7. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. When I lost weight, I must repay you.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

9. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

10. It's not that we are too fat, it's you.

1 1. My three shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

12. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

13. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

14. I am not fat, I am just thin.

15. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.

16. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheeks kept shaking up and down with the action.

17. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

18. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.

19. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

A humorous copy in which a girl sends a circle of friends to say that she is fat.

A humorous copy of a girl saying that she is fat in a circle of friends-1. This year's results, she gained 20 pounds, her stomach bulged, and she unlocked the greasy middle-aged man in advance.

People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

3. Look down at your own meat, so gentle, you can't get rid of it.

He looks fat, but he is still fat after taking off his clothes.

I haven't seen you for a long time. You've grown into two people!

6. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and being short of money.

7. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

8. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

9. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

10. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

1 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

12. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

13. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

14. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

15. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

16. I was greedy before I knew it, but I gained weight after I knew it.

17. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.

18. If you gain three pounds a month or are short of oil and salt, you may eat too many carbohydrates, so you should control it.

19. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling of having no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.

20. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.

2 1. Sell me by the catty, and I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

22. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

23. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

Humorous copywriting articles about girls' circle of friends saying that they have gained weight 2 24. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

If you eat too much sugar, you will get fat. Sister, this is not fat. Sister, this is thick!

26. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

27. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

28. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

30. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.

3 1. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart and Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.

32. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

33. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the hospital with a big belly, and loses weight and is pregnant.

In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

35. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!

36. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

37. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

39. I am so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

40. If you sell me by weight, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

4 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

42. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

43. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.

44. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they have become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

45. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.

46. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.