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I want to find a software for making slides in the computer class at school, but I don't know the name. The icon was used last time.

The depressing atmosphere at home confirmed my conclusion. I remembered my long-lost freedom, and I remembered the pure blue sky in my world. I thought about running away. I wiped the dust off my headphones and CD and left like this. You can also contribute.

Walking on the narrow mountain road in the suburbs, I accidentally saw a few large wheat fields in the south. It's midsummer, and the fields are irrelevant green. The air smells of fresh soil and immature wheat. Above the wheat field is a blue sky, echoing the green of wheat at a distance, like a beautiful fairyland.

I suddenly thought of Van Gogh. I have read many of his works about wheat fields. The killed pigment in the framed oil painting jumps with bright and gorgeous colors. Perhaps, those colors also mask the imperceptible sadness and tranquility.

I'm not an art student. I can't tell his early works from his late ones. I don't know what style his works are, nor what genre he represents.

But I read Van Gogh's Lonely Watch from his vast European wheat fields. He guards his freedom, in the empty, golden or green wheat fields. Facing the invisible and great loneliness, he tried to find freedom. Van Gogh picked up a brush and recorded his wheat field, his freedom and his watch.

I think Van Gogh is a really good girl.

The melody flowing in the earphone is Joe Hisaishi's Summer, which is my favorite tune. Because when the notes jump, I feel free.

I think, maybe one day, I will put on headphones, listen to my favorite songs and be a good girl like Van Gogh.

However, he took the brush and I took the pen.

I stood on the hillside and looked at the wheat fields under my feet. I seem to be in the endless green, touching my young publicity, longing dreams and flying freely. My youth sang strange but familiar songs in the fields.

At the end of the wheat field stood a scarecrow in rags, but still smiling. He jumped and turned against the wind, like a beautiful waltz. He said to me, "Do you know? I look at my freedom and happiness. "

(2) Looking back at 20 10, the time is like blinking. We look at the river of time. I can't bear to part with you in the sunset of 20 10 and 20 10. Yesterday, I had a clear conscience. Facing today, I cherish it more and look forward to tomorrow with confidence. People often say, "an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but a thousand dollars can't buy an inch of time." Time is like water in a river, which can only flow away and cannot be turned back. "I don't want to grow old, just sad. Someone once said, "A person who wastes time is equal to chronic suicide. "How many people are fourteen years old? Some people like to "drink today and get drunk tomorrow", but I love "wind and waves, make a fortune several times" Some people sigh: "Life is a passer-by, so you don't have to hesitate to eat, drink and be merry", but I think: "Anyone who has not died since ancient times can stay in the past. "Some people are rich and powerful, so they spend a lot of money. I am willing to give my pocket money to others as a kind of love. Some people think life is boring. You seem to have heard Rodin say that "life is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of eyes to find beauty". In fact, life is beautiful. Buddhists say, "One flower and one world, one leaf and one bodhi". Yes, there should be blue sky and green water in our hearts. Don't be blinded by the world. We should be broad-minded, be kind to others, don't be disheartened in the face of failure, and know that "failure is the mother of success". As long as there is a Buddha in our hearts, every flower and leaf is smiling at us.

Time flies, 20 10 years, and so quietly left. It seems that I haven't come yet and take it seriously, drifting away, some reluctant, some lingering, some feeling.

Looking back on 20 10, some joys and sorrows filled my life. What have I gained and lost this year? I often ask myself this question. On second thought, isn't life a process of gain and loss? What you get is not necessarily what you like; What is lost is not necessarily irreparable. If you have it, you will lose it, and if you lose it, you will get it. As long as you have no regrets, you will be calm. As long as you have a clear conscience, you will feel at ease With a normal heart, learn to be open-minded, look down, and treat the gains and losses in life indifferently. What else can't let go?

Time flies, we look at the river of time, and I am reluctant to part with you in the sunset of 20 10 and 20 10. Looking back at the relentless passage of time and looking at the long road, how can we not let people seriously think about the lost years and explore the true meaning of life? Years are quiet, life is still the same, and many stories have been precipitated. Although this kind of life is dull, it is also very fulfilling. I like a simple and plain life, and I like to be as real as possible. I have no regrets, as long as I feel right about myself and the people who care about me and love me. This year, although very dull, for me, walking quietly is the truest happiness.

In quiet years, there are always some things that you can't bear to lose. Although there have been helplessness, sadness, sigh, happiness and satisfaction. My heart is still full of gratitude, grateful for everything life has given me.

③OEN, I was twenty years ago and you were twenty years later.

These are two old yellow photos, the same color, the same background, the same characters, the same shape:

In front of a gloomy cement teaching building, more than 20 teenage boys and girls stood neatly on the cement steps in front of the building, clutching bright red awards, and their childish faces were full of serious expressions. Boys basically wear Jiefang brand running shoes, army green pants and Chinese tunic suit style clothes. Girls' hairstyles are strikingly similar, mostly children's hairstyles. A face of innocence, but a face of seriousness. Look at the photo content should be taken after winning the prize, and the expression should be beaming. However, in both photos, only one face is smiling. ...

These are two old photos that I asked the children to circulate at the beginning of class. The children looked at the two photos with amazing and anxious eyes, and the problem came out.

"Teacher, I want to know, are you here?"

"Teacher, is this graduation photo of your first student?"

"Teacher, is this a photo of your own normal university graduation?"

"Teacher, what is this place?"

"Teacher, what is the purpose of showing us this photo?"

……

These are not the questions I expected to hear. So, I sent them photos again to remind them to pay attention to the background of the photos and the expressions of the characters. Finally, the children found out: "They all have similar hairstyles, only one girl has a braid." "Everyone got the certificate, studied well, and no one wore glasses." "Everyone is very serious and should be very happy after winning the prize. But only one of them laughed happily, but unfortunately it was pasted by strokes. "

"Yes, it is much more careful. Guess who is this girl who has the brightest smile but is scratched pitifully? " The children probably realized something and waited for a while and looked at me intently. I pretend to be naughty and tell everyone: "This silly girl is me-Miss Huang standing in front of you!" " ""huh? " "ah!" Questions, surprises and surprises are brewing into knowing laughter in the classroom. ...

In the laughter of the children, I told them the story of reading twenty years ago. ...

"This is me twenty years ago, looking forward to growing up every day. However, now, I always feel that it would be great if I could go back to the past! Students, are you also eager to grow up? "

Some people nodded, some shook their heads, and some hummed S.H.E' I don't want to grow up …'. It seems that children have different expectations for "growing up". Therefore, I said, "Growth is a natural law. If someone really doesn't grow up, I'm afraid they will worry about their parents. They will take you around the world for medical advice. "

After listening to my words, the children burst out laughing. At this point, the child has accepted the fact that people must grow up. Strike while the iron is hot: "Twenty years ago, I was a child who studied hard at school. Twenty years later, I became your teacher." So what will you be like in 20 years? The teacher is eager to know. What do you think you'll do? "

A stone stirs up a thousand waves-

"I think I may be a more fierce Chinese teacher than Teacher Xie. At this time, I may be training a student ... "(Zhang Yujing, full of writing inspiration)

"I think I may be a gentle and amiable English teacher, teaching students pronunciation." (petite and lovely Chen Xiaoting)

"I think I may be an architect, racking my brains for the design of urban gardens." (Imaginative Cai Huiman)

"I think I may be an athlete, and I am preparing to represent my country in the Olympic Games." (Wei Yuting, who just participated in the election and became a sports member)

"I think I may be an adventurer, looking for an unknown animal in the virgin forest at the moment."

……

The children have so many ideas that they can't help praising them: "You are so promising and have ideas! You may have left your hometown, or in a foreign land thousands of miles away, or on the other side of the ocean. After leaving my hometown for many years, what will it feel like to set foot on my hometown again one day and return to my haunted hometown? "

As the problem deepened, the children were silent again. Yes, the future is a yearning time, but it is a distant and vague place. It is really not easy to make it clear. I patiently inspired: "Will my hometown, teachers and classmates be the same after 20 years?" The children shook their heads and said, "No!" Then he asked, "After 20 years, you have set foot in your hometown again and met your classmates and friends who live together day and night. What will you see, hear, say and think? " ……"

The hurried bell told me that my class task could not be completed, but I still delayed for two minutes and sorted out the contents of my diary: "Go back to my hometown after twenty years."

Out of the classroom, I am still immersed in the process of classroom teaching. I use my two old photos to describe myself 20 years ago, which leads to the teaching idea that children will return to their hometown 20 years later. I thought of it when I couldn't sleep last night. I found the smirk in my memory when I rummaged through everything in the morning. However, I really doubt whether this design has any effect. Is it a little too much trouble? Or maybe get twice the result with half the effort? However, today I am still full of expectations for the children's diaries.

Extracurricular activities, a "little ear" told me: "Chen Ji 2 1 gave birth to a child. Twenty years later, her child has reached the age of 10. Chen Xiaoting gave birth to a child at the age of 23 ... "

Another child whispered to me, "I'm going to make Wei Xinjie the general manager of the food company. He is so fat and greedy, which is more appropriate ... "

Now, I'm looking forward to handing in my diary tomorrow!

two

Before going home on National Day, I made an appointment with a friend I hadn't seen for 20 years. By phone, we agreed on a specific date, even a few hours. Since we have lost contact for twenty years, where did this call come from?

I went back to my hometown once at this time last year. I wanted to buy a house for my parents in the county. With the help of my high school classmates, I quickly chose a house, paid the full amount the next day, and prepared to take the overnight train back to Beijing. After drinking wine for two days and eating seafood for two days, they were taken away by enthusiastic classmates. At dinner, several female classmates will accompany me to have a refreshing meal, so I went to a small but distinctive restaurant. It is said that this restaurant is too hot, so I don't accept the reservation. I ate well, the tableware was clean and the seafood was fresh. Apart from being a little salty, there is almost no bad feeling. The local people have a strong taste, so I know why.

But in the middle of eating, I saw the proprietress standing in front of the cashier, which made me feel familiar. In this county where my family lives, it is natural to meet familiar faces. I asked the female classmate who treated me, who is the owner of this shop, and she said the name is like thunder. He is my partner who grew up together! From birth to 18 years old, the distance between our two families is less than 20 meters. I know their families, and I know my own. His brother and sister are the same in temperament and appearance as my own family. After 20 years, they were separated, but one day after 20 years, they met unexpectedly.

So I got the phone numbers of him and his sister, and I got through immediately. At that time, he was out of town. If I can wait another day, he will definitely come back, but I have already bought the ticket for that night, and there are still many things waiting for me at home. I left there with regret, but we must meet next year. We must give advance notice to ensure that everyone is there.

Twenty years. Last time we met, I was a high school student, plain and melodramatic. He is a young man who has just retired from the army. He just finished talking about his girlfriend's marriage, but I saw a familiar proprietress. At that time, everyone was busy with their own future and didn't care about the life and confusion of friends around them. Twenty years later, he texted me and said, "Great changes, don't be too disappointed." I replied, "I am also psychologically prepared."

At the appointed place, we are a mighty team: father, mother, husband, me and my classmates who came with me. His mother and he (his sister, my best friend when I was a child) returned home one day early because of physical discomfort. Otherwise, how touching our meeting will be! His mother and my parents are old neighbors and haven't seen each other for more than ten years. This meeting really has some historical significance.

I really don't know what else to do besides eating and chatting. I don't know where to start, but the moment I saw my old friend, I knew he hadn't wasted twenty years. His life must be successful, and his eyes reveal self-confidence and openness.

(4) Indulge in the computer world

Hello, everyone, my name is computer, and I was taken home from the computer shop by my mother and master.

I look strange. Fangfang's head is a bit like a TV set. People say this is my monitor. My body is rectangular. There are many small buttons on it, square, rectangular and round ... This is the keyboard. I also have a very dexterous hand. Everyone calls it a mouse. I am milky white and look very beautiful. By the way, I forgot to tell you that my important part is my host. I can't serve you without it! Of course, what I said is only a part of me, and the speaker controller ... in short, I am very good.

As the saying goes, people are ugly, although I am not very good-looking, but it plays a great role. My little master often says that I am his teacher and a treasure house of knowledge ... I am not bragging, it is true. My little master often opens my website and learns a lot. I remember one time, the young master's family had dinner and sat in front of the TV watching the Happy Dictionary of Channel 2. An uncle met a headache for him, and the young master answered the question in one breath. The young master's parents praised her for becoming more knowledgeable and smarter. I am secretly proud of my little master. My little master is not only more and more knowledgeable, but also can draw many beautiful pictures. One Christmas, my young master and I drew many beautiful pictures and made many beautiful New Year cards. Get praise from teachers and classmates. The affection between my young master and me is getting deeper and deeper.

I love my little master, and I believe my little master also likes my strange-looking special friend. Every day, my host will drive me, consult materials and learn knowledge. My master and I became inseparable friends.

Me and the computer

With the progress of society and the development of science, computers have gradually entered our lives and spread all over the world. With a large amount of information and complete functions, computers have solved more and more problems for people's study, life and work, and brought more convenience and speed.

I became attached to computers in Bill Gates. The story of Bill Gates, a network genius, attracted me deeply and almost became my idol for a time, so I became interested in computers.

What fascinates me most is computer games. I am deeply attracted by the unpredictable pictures and interesting and exciting sounds. With all kinds of game software conquered by me like a merry-go-round, the sense of victory and satisfaction fills every nerve in my brain. I don't think it's too much to describe me as a "hidden gentleman" at this time. Under my mother's strong protest, I began to learn computer pictures again. From graffiti on the screen to elaborate production, a pair of "proud works" made me equally ecstatic.

Of course, I also have setbacks. When I was learning computer typing, the boring fingering practice almost made me lose interest, and sometimes I even took it out on the keyboard in anger. At this time, my mother hurried over to guide me and help me find the law. "There are many good things to grind." Now I can skillfully "hit blindly".

Later, I set up my own "online composition book" to communicate with other students, which not only improved my writing interest and composition level, but also made many good friends. Under the recommendation of the online school teacher, my "Radish in My Hometown" and "Fun by the Sea" were hired by relevant publications respectively. It's all thanks to the computer. Therefore, I can't live without this inseparable good friend.

However, "no one is perfect without gold", and computers also have their shortcomings. Some people are addicted to games and the internet, which affects their study and work, and my eyesight is greatly damaged. This requires us to control ourselves in time, foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, and make good use of this advanced learning tool. Even so, I still have a soft spot for it. It is like a mystery and a treasure house, attracting me to study and explore constantly!

Computer, maybe everyone is familiar with it! Yes, it's true. Almost every classmate has a computer, and everyone likes it very much, because it can not only provide us with knowledge, but also give us free entertainment. Let me give you some examples!

On Sunday, I will turn on the computer and go to the websites of schools and teachers to get some information about classes and schools. Sometimes, I go to forums to discuss news with my classmates. Sometimes, hehe, I also go to QQ to see what's good online. Once I find it, I'll say. Sometimes, I listen to songs online like my classmates, and so do my classmates! Sometimes, I also play games online. I think only male students know the fun! Here, I share a website with you: you may know this website, but I think it's good!

After talking about the relationship between entertainment and computers, of course, the relationship between knowledge and computers!

Whenever the teacher sets a question, the first thing that comes to my mind is the knowledgeable doctor at home-the computer. Turn on the computer and type the name to search. There are many such websites on Google. Just find the website you need, and your problem will be solved! And tools. I think the teacher will definitely assign some homework about slides, but you don't have to worry, because the "doctor" will definitely do it!

Computers are closely related to human beings. They are our good friends, helpers and "secretaries" who don't need money. Why don't you make use of such a good helper?

"Wisdom is the real God, the function of the human brain, the crystallization of practice and the product of practice." Can everyone get this kind of "wisdom"? Now the times are progressing and technology is developing. In this high-tech era, we must know something smarter than wisdom: the wisdom of science and technology-computer.

Three years ago, the word "computer" was full of mystery. I don't know him, and I haven't had any contact with him. I just heard someone say, "A computer is equivalent to an advanced human brain! Can help people do many things: typing, editing, drawing; You can get in touch with a lot of knowledge online, broaden your horizons and increase your knowledge; Computers can also listen to music, which makes people feel relaxed ... "The word" computer "has left a brand in my heart that can never be erased. I am eager to get close to him.

By chance, I unveiled the computer and learned something I had never touched before, but I was eager to know it.

One day, my mother and father took me to the street. We unconsciously came to the door of a computer company and strolled in. Computer companies are full of beautiful things: one TV set smiles at me, the big box next to the TV set guards it like a guard, and there are countless buttons on the rectangular square table in front. A big brother is tapping a rectangular "square table" with his hands in front of a TV. I hurried over, only to see an article and a beautiful picture appear on the screen of "TV" for a while as my eldest brother's hand was deftly pressed on the "square table". "Eldest brother, can TV also write and draw?" Eldest brother looked at me and smiled: "Little sister, this is not a TV, this is called a computer. It can not only write and draw, but also do many things! " At that time, I was envious and determined to use the computer like my big brother in the future. This is my first time to meet a computer. To my surprise, this understanding doomed me to be inseparable from the computer!

Entering the third grade, our school opened a microcomputer course, and our curiosity was satisfied. The long-awaited microcomputer course finally met us. When I arrived in the computer room, I was greeted by a computer like a TV. I am very excited. After the teacher's explanation, I know: the combination of sound, image, text, animation and film and television is called multimedia; A computer with a sound card and a CD-ROM drive is called a multimedia computer. We also know the Internet! The Internet is really amazing, and the online world is wonderful: visiting scenic spots, enjoying exotic customs, understanding current affairs news, giving speeches, shopping … really wonderful! I suddenly felt: "You don't have to go far to know what's going on in the world." The teacher let us know the display screen, host, keyboard and mouse; Instruct us to practice fingering, typing and programming ... Every microcomputer class always passes so fast, and every time we are always kicked out of the computer room by the teacher. ...

I'm crazy about computers. I think about computers during the day and dream about computers at night. I really want to have my own computer! I discussed with my parents to buy me a computer. My parents decided to buy me a computer when they saw that it was helpful for my study. My wish will come true soon! I jumped for joy! I have never been so happy. However, my parents also gave me three chapters: I am not allowed to play games; It is not allowed to use the computer continuously for more than 30 minutes; Academic performance is not allowed to decline; No ... if you break the rules, stop using the computer for a week! In order to achieve the goal of owning a computer, I readily agreed!

One Saturday, my parents and cousin accompanied me to buy a computer. Because my cousin knows a little about computers, I specially asked him to give me some advice! Cousin said: "It is better to buy a compatible machine now, because the compatible machine can be configured according to your own needs." There is not enough memory in the future, or you can upgrade when you update! "At his suggestion, we agreed to buy a compatible machine. When we arrived at the computer city, we invited a computer expert to help us install the computer. When the clerk installed the computer for me, I seemed to be dreaming: Is this the computer I miss day and night? Will it belong to me? Take the computer home, install it, and I'll start operation right away: let's go online first! Click "My Connection" to open "My Guide", hum! There are many web pages like stars in the sky, and the content on the internet is really amazing! I seem to be wandering in the ocean of knowledge! Then I visited "My Computer" ... I couldn't help but sigh: Computer, you are amazing!

I like computers more and more. I often look up information, write articles and compile tabloids online ... computers are like inseparable friends to me! Ever since I fell in love with computers and surfing the Internet, I have been stuck in "Warm Bar" (Windos 98) all day, kept company with various icons, and made friends with countless "Yi Meier". Listening to MP3 and chatting online have become compulsory courses every day. I learned a lot of knowledge on the computer. In a word, I was completely caught by this good friend.

With the computer, my interest in learning is stronger, my knowledge is richer and my vision is broader. I can't help but sigh that human beings must learn computers and master high-tech buttons to meet new challenges! Otherwise, you will be eliminated by this competitive world! I believe that in the near future, the popularity of computers will become a reality! Having a computer and mastering it will definitely add endless "happiness" to you!

Computer, you bad thing! "Bad" makes me happy for you! Bad makes me feel sorry for you! "Bad" makes me crazy about you! "Bad" makes me reluctant to leave you! Computer, you "bad" friend, let us have the worst date every day!

I firmly believe that using computer can create a brand-new vision and change people's traditional consciousness-at least it has changed me!

I am a middle school student of 14 years old, but I have been attached to computers for more than 4 years. From the beginning of knowing the keyboard and inputting Chinese characters, games fascinate me, computer painting fascinates me, and web page making makes me forget to eat and sleep ... Since I entered the "Modern Teaching Demonstration Class" (a computer for computer-aided learning and online learning), I really realized the powerful functions and rich network resources of computers.

After I learned to use the computer, the first thing that came in handy was computer composition. With the keyboard as a pen, the screen as paper, and ten fingers tapping on the keyboard, you can finish a composition in more than 30 minutes. Modifying, adding or deleting on the screen is more flexible. "Delete" an unnecessary sentence, or add a punch line or two in the right place ... all this leaves no trace, and there is no need to copy it again.

After entering the first grade, all the computers in my class are online. After surfing the internet, my desire to learn was satisfied and I found my favorite book online. Grimm's Fairy Tales, Aesop's Fables, One Thousand and One Nights, How Steel was Tempered, 300 Tang Poems and Romance of the Three Kingdoms … I read them eagerly. There are thousands of books in my electronic library now. I want to be a collector of e-books.

There are many softwares available for free download on the Internet, but they are very easy to use. I once downloaded a "reading bully" software. Installed on a computer, you can read it to you by typing Chinese characters. In this way, when typing, you can just look at the text you want to input, without looking at the screen, and listen to the pronunciation input. That feeling is a kind of confidence, a kind of pride.

One Saturday afternoon, after surfing the Internet, I entered a "fun game" with a lot of game software. Seriously, playing games is enough. However, my teachers and parents are close to me, so I can't play often. Why not download the best game software and play it on an unsupervised Saturday afternoon? Start at once. I downloaded a game software in less than 5 minutes. I can't wait to open it. Suddenly, the display screen turned black. I knew something was wrong. I hurried to ask Mr. Shao, a microcomputer expert (we call our microcomputer teacher a microcomputer expert), and then I understood. This is a hard disk bomb, which is very common on the Internet. The hard disk is broken and my head hangs down. What a good lesson! I had to ask someone from the computer company to change it for me, and I lost a lot. Not only can it not be turned on for a few days, but it also costs 500 yuan for the "replacement fee". From then on, I will be very careful when I enter "fun games" or download software.

On the Internet, there are many good things and many bad things. The day before yesterday, my computer somehow got enough Internet access and turned on "My Computer". Suddenly found C, D, E disk * * * enjoy. Open the Word document again and type a paragraph of text, which can't be saved normally. I asked the "black star" (a classmate in my class) who often touches other people's computers. He insisted that it was none of his business.

I went to consult our "microcomputer expert" again and asked him what was going on. His answer surprised me. Infected with Trojan horse virus. I heard that this is a very powerful virus.

I downloaded a software to kill Trojan horse virus on the Internet. But after killing the Trojan virus, some files can't be opened, and some pictures on the Internet can't be displayed. I decided to format the hard disk and reinstall Windows XP, which is the latest operating system. I spent a whole Sunday reinstalling and debugging this computer.

I want to know, who made these viruses? Why do they make viruses? The teacher said that hackers did it to show their high technology. I hate these hackers. I swear to be a computer expert in the future. First of all, I must make a "universal" antivirus software to sweep all the viruses in the computer.

I became attached to the computer, and the computer became my bosom friend. I don't know what I will do in the future, but I know that my career will be linked with computers.

(to add points! My hand is going to break! ! )