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Agree that "tomorrow will not die", but also remember … "tomorrow will not come, so live today."

When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices. Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams.

Some people in your life are a part of you,

When you let them go, you will never lose them.

Because ... you'll find them living inside you.

Trouble is a part of your life. If you don't share, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

Studying medicine is hard and tiring, and the cost of studying medicine is quite expensive; All cells and tissues should be memorized, and everyone should be able to dissect and kill people. One knife in one hand, who refuses to accept who is disabled! Not afraid of zombies.

Ghosts, it doesn't seem to matter how many people are dead. If there is no wife to sleep with the corpse in the long night, eating more human brains can stimulate appetite!

Stand in heaven and watch

Prison, life is like a sitcom; replace

Prison sees heaven, whoever works hard for it is busy for it. Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

I feel that the sky is too blue, the sea is too salty, life is too difficult, work is too annoying, and I have a fate with you. I miss you insomnia and see you too far away! What can I do? You can't eat chopsticks or bowls if you miss them. I'm starving.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice, stupid love, stupid living, stupid snuggling, stupid together, even if the snow closes the mountain, we can still snuggle and whisper with you in the warm haystack!

People had better not miss two things, the last bus home and their loved ones.

Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.

These days, women in the kitchen are not beautiful, and those in the kitchen are not gentle or gentle.

Those who have no opinions are not feminine, those who have feminine tastes spend money indiscriminately, those who don't spend money indiscriminately are not fashionable, those who are fashionable are not at ease, and they can't see it with confidence!

A cream suit can make you look elegant and moving, pink green can make you look more youthful and energetic, violet can make you look mysterious, and smoky gray can make you rich in wisdom and philosophy.

For women, smiling is the most important thing. A smile on the face can increase a woman's attraction. A woman who is sad or cold all day, even if she is beautiful, is just a cold beauty, which makes people sigh but is not cute, respectable but not amiable. God has given you such a gift. You should smile and smile like a spring breeze man. A color generation elder said that the so-called beauty is a woman who smiles beautifully.

I don't think too much money is enough. Money can buy a house, but not a home, marriage can't buy love, and a clock can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it seems to be the root of pain. Tell me.

How many people work hard for money, exchange their lives for money when they are young, and exchange their lives for money when they are old? I don't think it's worth it

Under various external pressures, I have to face my inner confusion. In the difficult struggle, I am eager for someone to look at me with understanding eyes. At that time, I will feel the warmth of life. Maybe it's only that short.

A glance is enough to make people feel grateful!

People can't have a smooth life, and it's right to experience some difficulties and bumps. Life always beats everyone's fragile will in a cruel way. Stick to it and you will be strong. If you don't stick to it, you will become the vast majority of people ...! Have I never been scolded, dumped or hated by you? Didn't I survive, too So I am a strong person. Think of it as a dog you met in pursuit of happiness. Don't panic, take out the courage I gave you and fight him. At most, there will be three results: first, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog. Second, you are even. You are like a dog. Third, you won. You are better than a dog. Go your own way.

Wearing a white tulle shirt decorated with lotus leaves and a black women's professional suit.

The tight-fitting professional half-sleeve coat is clean and neat, the mature black is outside the white low-cut sexy shirt, the small stand collar, the smart cuff, the waist tightening, and the shoulder line is decorated tall and straight, exquisite and perfect.

It harmonizes the unique luxurious and attractive amorous feelings of Xia Xue. Overskirt, knee-high, reveals beautiful legs with black translucent stockings and steps on a pair of black three-inch high heels. The combination of black clothes, black skirts and black high heels shows her other side, and the deep colors set off her mysterious atmosphere. Just like a woman who shuttles through the workplace, she must have smart and capable talents without losing the warmth of women. What's even more unbearable is that this girl is wearing radiation-proof gold-rimmed glasses, and she smells good all over, especially the strong woman in the shopping mall.

Temptation! Naked temptation! Is this the lure of the legendary uniform?

The pink dress with a white apron and a white hair band on her head looks really super cute. The pink maid dress adds a touch of pink to the dull black-and-white classic world, which makes Xia Xue feel beautiful. The purity and aggressiveness that she showed is not something that anyone can do. Translucent stockings are pure and sexy. They are really crazy in love, and I can't bear to do it.

Choosing a woman is not only optimistic about her present, but also about their future. Isn't it a happy thing for a man to look at his woman and surprise himself with anticipation every day?

A woman who knows little about men will eventually become a man's wife, and a woman who knows everything about men can only become an old woman. Only if you don't know me thoroughly can I keep fresh in front of you. From the perspective of dressing, it can be seen that women are more fond of the new than men!

Missing does not mean losing, leaving does not mean giving up. Running away doesn't mean being timid. Love in the process of missing, leaving and escaping is the most perfect love. You ... Is that right?

What is pride? Cow, what is art? Take it off, what do you mean? Stupid, what is smart? Blow, what is thrift? Come on, what is modesty? Pretend, what is courage? Two. What is humor? Pity.

1, the national education of a country depends on its public toilets; Look at a person's mind and look at his eyes; A man's value depends on his opponent. So, don't use me to improve your social status. You don't deserve to be my enemy.

2, a bit vulgar, a bit strange, a bit boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little clever, a little rogue!

I don't intend to die for the time being. I'll tell you when I die. Remember to go out at night ~ ~

There are many things in the world that money can't solve. Just like those two minions behind you, if I give you money, can you let them lay eggs in public?

Don't think that just because you look like Optimus Prime can save the world.

6. Are you crazy? You are not RMB. Do you think everyone likes you?

7. What do you like about me? Can't I change it? I like what you wear best.

8. It doesn't matter if your brain is empty. The key is not to get into the water!

I never drink bottled water. Give me a bottle of 1982 mineral water!

10, "The highest level of buffet? What realm? " "Of course, the wall is there, the wall is there!"

1 1. Come on, you live like a jack-o'-lantern, and you want to illuminate others?

12, Jianghu emergency? I think it's Jianghu relief. ....

13, "it's over, leave me alone, I'm a dog ~ ~!"

14, the quilt is irregularly rolled together, like a hill bombed by shells, even more than a flower roll. ....

15, sorry that my favorable terrain didn't hurt you!

16, I usually eat crispy noodles, which is more convenient than instant noodles!

17, a tough life never needs explanation. Go the way of ox x, and let fool x talk.

18, "How tired it is to expose the lies behind the lies! I might as well stay away from you and watch how you act in a lie. How profound ~! "

19, "My present position: WC. Posture: Squat. Face: twitching. Status: Hard ... "

20, don't stock, it's too risky for you. According to your IQ, tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks, which is sure to make money.

2 1, how can you laugh and forget what's bothering you? This is not simple? driving myself ....

22, happiness, happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, Altman hits small monsters.

23. How can I watch you being used? I'll close my eyes

24. "Don't look at me like shit ~ ~!"

25. "If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't complain about dogs chasing behind you!"

Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless. As long as the hoe swings well, you can't dig down any corner.

27. Don't you have anything good to say? You are so handsome, okay? Okay, great. But I have to say it's really painful.

28. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

29. Bad guys need strength, while scum needs taste more.

I don't want to be arrogant, I am kind.

3 1, I want to be emperor, and I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to hit you, I'm afraid I can't beat you.

32. If you don't choose to fall, what is the significance of the existence of hell?

When spring comes, a leaf may fall, but it will never be the whole spring. ...

34. Life is like this. You want to shit. Although you work hard and are serious, what may come out is just a fart. ....

35. I feel that the sky is too blue, the sea is too salty, life is too difficult, and work is too annoying. It is fate with you. I miss you insomnia and see you too far away. ...

36. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense. .

37. Women's underwear is not just about women.

38, women's clothes, the less fabric, the more valuable.

39. Well, in the past, it was difficult for the sea to touch water, and everyone was young and frivolous. I used to think that it was me except God, but now there is only God in my heart. It looks the same, but it's not. Once unruly, it's quiet in here now. With more experience and different ideas, it's natural!

As a rascal in the new century, you should also show some manners.

50. What is life? Life is holding Cecilia Cheung's hand and meeting Lin Chi-ling's eyes in the street, but you can't help yourself. Even if you hold it again, it will become a left and a right. When you meet Michelle monique Rice, it will be the same!

5 1, the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat, the beauty of learning lies in confusing people, the beauty of women lies in being stupid without regrets, and the beauty of men lies in telling nonsense during the day.

52. I'd rather not have a big meal with a woman who can sleep with me at any time, and I'd rather find a woman who stays chaste until my wedding night to eat fried noodles with me.

53. If you have been in the world of mortals for many years, you have not brought a woman home.

54. I am a poor scholar, but I read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms more than Mr. Zhuge Liang.

55. Some people just don't understand. If you don't, he will never know that you are his father.

56. I am proud of being born brave and ashamed of taking medicine to help out. Be proud of fighting for a long time and be ashamed of impotence and premature ejaculation. Proud of active cooperation and ashamed of passive response. Be proud of doing your best and be ashamed of perfunctory. Be proud of doing things aboveboard and ashamed of fooling around in the dark. Proud of lewd words, ashamed of silence. Proud of mutual pleasure, ashamed of unilateral pleasure. Be proud of not wasting the night, and be ashamed of pretending to sleep and escape.

57. Don't think that you can't shit just because the earth has no gravity.

Nowadays, women would rather cry in a Mercedes-Benz than laugh behind a bicycle.

59. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day and thought it was so beautiful!

During my college years, I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I didn't! I am a genius!

6 1. Do you dare to run around without money in this society? Like a joke!

62. Women's bodies are not unheard of. What are you shy about? They are all wolves, so why pretend to be like sheep?

Tingting likes watching lightning. I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

64, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore ~ ~!

65. Forgetting the past means betrayal, but living in the past means extinction.

66. Losing doesn't mean that I will always give up; Taking a step back doesn't mean I give in; Letting go does not mean giving up; Just because I smile doesn't mean I am happy.

Don't forget what you have, cherish what you get, don't give up what belongs to you, keep what you lose as a memory, and try to get what you want.

68. Looking back 500 times in previous lives only earned a brush in this life. I did almost nothing in my last life, just walked around.

69. Do what you like and make friends with others.

70. My name is God and my second name is Jesus.

7 1, the world of mortals is just ups and downs, life is just impermanence, and love is just gathering and parting. Everything between impermanence is foreign and it doesn't matter.

72, people should learn the attitude of water, only know how to enjoy life in silence, will have the ability to thread.

73. I was sitting in the hall before the Qing Dynasty, and the Beiyang Army was carrying a gun. Wuchang City was destroyed, the Northern Expedition helped God, the periphery of Nanchang was injured, the Great Wall of Wan Li climbed over the wall, and sheep were stolen in the war behind enemy lines. Who can be better than me?

74. Looking at the eyes of beautiful women, most people see that beautiful women quickly adjust the optic nerve, and the eye muscles and retina accelerate the blood circulation around the eyes, which can achieve the effect of improving eyesight and moistening the heart. Haven't you heard the phrase' seeing a beautiful woman's eyes light up'?

75. It's great to see a beautiful woman's mood suddenly enlightened. It's not lust, it's beauty! Besides, haven't you heard of delicious food? Seeing more beautiful women in one day is equivalent to eating delicious food with full color, flavor and comprehensive and reasonable nutrition, which is absolutely in line with the scientific concept of eating less and eating more meals!

76. After all, I am also a good man recommended by the All-China Women's Federation. I was designated as a product on March 8th International Women's Day, passed the GF2008 international quality system certification, and was honored as a handsome guy by the people of China.

77. Time is like cleavage. If you squeeze it, you will get it.

78. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

79. People say that the worst thing is to go out and get robbed, wet your shoes, wipe your ass and tear paper, and fart and shit.

80. The best way to deal with men is to find women, and the way to deal with women is to find other women.

8 1, shit is a cool but boring thing, how to make shit not boring? Luxurious configuration: one China plus a playboy. Suggested configuration: a fashion magazine. Minimum configuration: newspaper ...!

82. My greatest wish is to get something for nothing. I want money and sex, sit back and wait for money, and lead a drunken life.

83. Missing is not equal to losing, leaving is not equal to giving up, escaping is not equal to timidity, loving in missing, leaving to escape is the most perfect love!

84. "surf the internet on the front, read magazines on the back, work when standing, work hard when leaning, and apply for overtime when it is broken." I don't go to work if I break it in two. I sit at home and fall every day ... "

If I don't give you some color to see see, you won't know that basketball is round and sticky, and you should put salt in sticky cooking.

Brother spirit:

It is impossible for a person not to encounter difficulties all his life, such as work and love. As for secrets, when work and love are not satisfactory, you can take out your little brother, stare at it and quietly think about the spirit it contains. It can be long or short, thick or thin, plastic, soft or hard. Learn, you will feel that difficulty is a bird!

86. Learning is like whoring. You have to contribute after paying the money. Salary is like a holiday, you will be dumbfounded if you don't come in January; Brothers are like condoms. I can poke a lot of money to help you carry it.

87. Cherish what you have. It's a gift from God. When you lose it, don't be sad. It's a warning from God that you have too much!

According to your date of birth, you will be rich in the future. Blow a bird's nest hairstyle first, wear a patched dress, hold a stick in your left hand and a bowl in your right hand, and walk around the street, muttering to yourself, please! From then on, you are invincible!

89. What can I say? Men ... can accept desperate resistance under the body of hooligans, and they are not willing to bear the ecstasy of other men! What I want to say is that what men care about is not movies, but what you women will never understand!

When a thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party give in, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

Heart is like a rock. Extreme ego is the best self-protection.

Do things wisely.