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Sentence of scolding mistress

Dear landlord:

The following are some of my answers. Remember to adopt them as satisfactory answers. Thank you.

1, Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.

2. Little Three, are you worthy of true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.

3. Look at your coquettish energy. You are born to be a mistress. Are you so worthy of your country?

Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to being ugly.

5. Bitches are always bitches. Even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive.

6. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.

7, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

8. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.

9. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.

10, playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

1 1, for love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.

12, my wish: drink naturally every day and sleep naturally every day.

13, I'm flat-chested, I'm proud, I'm dressed for the country.

14, I laughed, mistress can righting herself, and devil can grow angel wings.

15, I'm a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life.

16, asexual and loveless prude, affectionate and righteous.

17, a hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

18, Xiao San, not as good as Miss, Miss is for money, what are you for?

19, if you have money, you will lose your home. If you have no money, you will worship God.

20, I am guilty, but also pretend to be innocent, thinking that I have feelings, bah, disgusting.

2 1. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

22. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

23, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, no three no four, no face, no skin and no heart.

24. Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.

25, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.

26. It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

27. Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame gravity when you are constipated.

28, wait for my boy, sister must appear in your household registration book, if you can't be your wife, you will be your stepmother.

29. By the way, it's more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style corsets and open your pants.

30. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.

3 1, men have gold under their knees, and I have feet and hair under my knees.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

33. Do you fucking know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

34. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?

37, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

38. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not show men.

39. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

I wish you a promotion step by step.

I look forward to your adoption. Thank you.