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How to satirize thieves?

It can be said that:

1, "I heard that you are good at taking other people's things, so are you a professional' cargo porter'?"

2. "You are a genius! You can turn other people's things into yours without leaving a trace. Is this a specialty? "

3. "Your hands are dexterous, and you can easily' borrow' things when others are not paying attention. You should consider performing tricks in the circus. "