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Post-80s old aunt domineering personality signature

1. Men should not think that it is glorious to have many spare tires, because only broken cars need spare tires. Women should not be proud of having many suitors, because they are all bargains! So, be yourself in 1 limited edition!

2. Don't bow your head, the crown will fall off, don't cry, the bad guys will laugh, don't cry, and parents will hurt. Women must lose weight, take good care of their skin and make money. When you are thin and beautiful, and your wallet is earned by yourself, you will suddenly realize that there is no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to guess around, and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come, if you are wonderful, arrange naturally.

Girl, all your anxiety and anger have been abused. If you don't want to be immersed in the world, love yourself first from now on. We have to be good enough to be elegant.

4. Women's Three Character Classics: More parties, less home. Go out, a flower. Stay at home, mom. Don't be depressed, don't digest. Look for girlfriends to praise each other. Beauty and gossip. Go shopping and spend your money. Drink less and drink more tea. Sleep more, money is wasted. Don't wait, your ears are all spent, no matter how good your clothes are, your waist will turn into shrimp. No matter how good the rice is, it has no teeth. No matter how much money you have, lie in bed. No matter how strong it is, it is uncomfortable. No matter how good a person is, tofu dregs.

5. A woman should have a sky of her own, not changed by the joys and sorrows of others, and not despaired by the failure of love. Stick to it, be serious, live the life you like, and there will always be people who like you.

6. Don't believe what others say about loving you and supporting you. It is more important to know what a person has done for you, especially a woman. It is best to be a pragmatist, depending on actions and results. Whether others support you or not is someone else's business, and hard work is your own business. Finally, the same sentence: I am strong enough, and nothing else matters; If you are not strong, you will be afraid of everything.