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A classic full of philosophy: how to make room for gifts with a hand full of garbage?

1, don't lust after meaningless people or things. How can your garbage hand make room for gifts?

2, patience, temporary grievances, maybe you can get a brand-new yourself, a life you want.

3. If you care too much about your own pain, or want others to care too much about your pain, you will only get yourself into the pain of being ignored, even the pain of performing.

4. Don't think too much about what you shouldn't think, don't take what you shouldn't value too seriously, and let life shine.

5. Persistence is not just lip service! It is to repeat simple things, do repeated things seriously, do serious things seriously, accumulate bit by bit, sublimate bit by bit, and every day is a new beginning.

6. Don't complain everywhere. Most people in this world don't care about your existence. Every day of life is a kind of nature, a kind of peace.

7. When you are young, you should work harder to make money. If you are in a bad mood, take out your anger with money, buy bags, shoes, clothes, ice cream and crayfish, and do whatever you want!

8. Don't ask, the answer is alwaysno. If you don't go forward, you will stay forever.

9. A straight line is the shortest route to the destination. Simplicity makes truth, and truth makes beauty.

10 While there is still time, try your best to do what you want to do most, become the kind of person you want to be and live the kind of life you want most.

A friend who yearns for love says: People who can't find time to fall in love will find time sooner or later.

1,. Say something good night, I hope you miss me all night.

2. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit. When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit when you eat.

It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but also a Tang priest.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend a good boyfriend.

When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

6. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't rush to blame him, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

7. Boys think they like girls until they meet the right boys.

You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

9. If someone suddenly chats with you every day, cares about you and teases you, he must want to steal your expression pack.

10. Why don't I have an object with a high face value, but my object does.

1 1. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all the girls is called a central air conditioner.

12. In the next life, I want to be your heart. If I get angry, I won't jump.

13. "What behaviors of boyfriends and heterosexual friends make you most unbearable?" "alive!"

14. Once a girl said that she could wait until my next life. When I told her that I liked her, she turned to me and said, "Are you going to chase me?" Wait for the next life! "

15. People who can't find time to date will find time to date sooner or later.

202 1 classical theory of esoteric philosophy: the result is to be accepted, not to be chosen.

1. Sometimes, when you start to like someone, you are already lovelorn.

2. It's not that every relationship is balanced, because everyone likes to have it with a smile, but it's hard to say goodbye to things that shouldn't belong to them.

Every farewell is a kind of growth.

Thank you for your youth and give you empty happiness. No matter how painful it is, today has made you better.

5. Right or wrong is not important. Instead of obsessing over them, it is better to love deeply and never look back. Because there is a story between love and love, her name is Zeng.

6. Even so, people will still fall into it, don't know the way home, and will be knocked down by their persistent ignorance. Or will someone choose to smile and cry even if they are black and blue?

7. It turns out that the most terrible thing in this world is the strangeness after familiarity and the indifference after love.

8. The result is for acceptance, not for choice.

9. It turns out that the other side of love is not hate, but indifference, fear and reluctance to mention it.

10. In the world of love, all kinds of entanglements are doomed not to belong to us. We are willing to give up and get it first, but how many people will lose on the road of giving up and forget the process of getting it.

1 1. Goodbye, maybe we'll never meet again, maybe we'll meet again after a long separation, but goodbye will definitely make us meet better ourselves and be more open-minded and inclusive.

12. If you wake up from a dream, please don't think of yourself as a fool in love. After all, you have been intoxicated with that kind of love.

13. The so-called psychological growth is to learn to break up gracefully and leave calmly. Silence is the noblest behavior, and no harm is the wisest choice.

14. The most precious thing is good memories.

15. We changed from speechless to speechless, from ecstatic to unwilling to face.

16. What you miss is the scenery, but what you leave behind is life.

17. I hope that one day, children running in the street will no longer be unscrupulous. One end of the carriage can get a rare silence, every life will be respected, and every goodwill will be understood.

18. The life you have, or the life you want to complain about inadvertently, is a happy life that others can't expect.

19. The so-called growth means that one day we can focus our most important energy on the most important people and things.

20. Struggling not to turn off the phone, sleepy and unable to sleep, is just a kind of self-struggle.

Classic love stories full of philosophy

1, love has always been a thousand turns, never giving up, never giving up, how to know love.

2, feelings this thing is difficult to deal with, you can't put it in the refrigerator, just think it can be kept for a few days, will not go bad.

A bosom friend is like a mirror, which reflects the most beautiful part of our nature.

4. Too strong happiness and too strong sadness have the same thing-they also need to stay away from the crowd!

If you knew me before, you might forgive me now.

6. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

7. After a man knows a woman thoroughly, he won't love her anymore.

8, do one thing, always find the time and reason; Do nothing, you can always find an excuse.

9. What is long is bitter, and what is short is life.

10, the details are often beautiful and charming, while the theme is always pessimistic.

1 1. It is a rigorous experiment to love someone enough to ask him for pocket money.

12, when you die, my story ends. When I die, your story is still very long.

13. Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you; Cry, you will cry alone.

14, no woman is loved because of her beautiful soul.

15, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you or I hate you, or forget it, how are you? I'm sorry

16, the highest state of love is that both of them intentionally don't tell each other, because at this time, both of them are enjoying the glad eye, the fiery psychology of eye contact and the thrilling touch of fingers. As soon as you say it, the taste fades. ...

17. For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and they carry a pocket play with them.

18, get famous early, and you won't be so happy if you come too late.

19, my wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave.

20. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.

2 1, it is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.

22. What is the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

23. The most annoying person, if you study it carefully, you will always find that he is just a poor person.

24. Life has its pattern, and we should copy it.

25. The dramatization of life is unhealthy. People who grew up in urban culture like us always see the sea first and then the sea; Read love novels first, and then know love.

26. Good things are not necessarily great, but great things are always beautiful.

27. Even if individuals can wait, the times are hasty and are already being destroyed, and more destruction is coming.

For most women, love means being loved.

29. Once a woman falls in love with a man, it is like a cup of poisoned wine given to her. She is willing to drink it in the most beautiful posture, and all her heart is handed over. Life and death are out of her control!

I don't need your sweet words, as long as you sincerely say: I like you.

3 1 will miss you. Because I like you. Will hate you. Because I love you.

32. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

33. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.

34. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

35. wine is in the stomach, but things are in the heart. There always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can be submerged in your heart.

I love you. What do you care? I can't blame you for all the strange things.

37. Unfortunately, love in real life is not so reciprocal. When you love more and give more, you will find yourself humble!

38. The so-called interest in life lies in those irrelevant things.

39. To be a woman, you should be a well-behaved woman. If a clever woman is presumptuous once in a while, there will be benefits that ordinary bad women can't even think about.

40. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will turn around and think of you.

4 1, this love is not enough, getting married is enough.

42, holding hands is a very sad process, because after holding hands, let go!

43. Born in this world, there are no feelings that are not riddled with holes. Being alive is not the same thing. In the final analysis, what is true and what is false?

44. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know I love you!

45. Emotion is a heavy responsibility that I can't afford. Love words are just occasional lies!

46. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love!

47. Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone!

48. There is no pain in liking someone, and there may be a long pain in loving someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world!

49, the dog will not be thin, because it will not miss, people will be thin, because he misses others, people are always tortured by missing, and be a poor stray dog in missing.

50. When the career and fate are gone, the fate will fade and it will be out of our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

5 1, love comes, of course, it is happy, but this kind of happiness has to be paid, so learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

52. We may love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we are old.

When they can't meet, they will miss each other, but once they can meet and walk together again, they will torture each other.

54. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. I hope I can't love you!

55, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you, or I hate you, or forget it. How are you? Sorry.

56.do you love me? I've been in love to a dangerous degree. How dangerous is it? I can't live alone anymore.

57. The greatest act of unrequited love is realization. You don't love me, but I help you. True secret love is a career, and you shouldn't give it up because it is far away from you. Without this emotion, you shouldn't believe in unrequited love.

58. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. He (she) wants to leave you, and there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few.

59. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with someone with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

60. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.

6 1. If you really love someone, you should try to make him happy. He is happy, you are happy, and then both sides have passion.

62. Don't give up pursuing your plan just because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression. The real decision whether to combine or not depends mainly on the personalities of both parties. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.

63. Women should learn to dress themselves up, don't use simplicity as a shield, and don't use housework as an excuse. If they don't understand fashion, they will not be complete women.

64. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

65. Men are not bad and women don't love them. This bad does not mean that they are cruel, selfish and heartless. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

66. Love has little to do with personality. Once upon a time, a female colleague told me that she liked Yang Kang in The Condor Heroes, but she didn't like Guo Jing. I'm surprised. I love bad and hate good? On second thought, it was nothing. It is wrong for Yang Kang to regard the thief as his father and win glory for his country. But he is persistent in love. Why can't such people enjoy it? There are also such examples in real life, and young people also have their love.

67. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because it is already on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

68. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

69. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, and then passion will revive and then dull. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

70.do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

7 1. If emotions and years can also be gently shredded and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.

72. There are two kinds of women who are lovely. One is a mother, very considerate, very caring and considerate of men. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. There is also a sister type. Very timid, very shy, very dependent on men, and such a woman together, will stimulate their men's personality. For example, beating mice and lifting heavy objects. I often think about protecting my little woman. There is another kind of woman who doesn't care about others and never gives in to men. Such a woman makes men helpless.