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Excerpt from boyfriend's confession (50)
It's time to tighten your belt and start bibimbap, but I was happy when I received the courier.
The best gift is never anything, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.
4. After the shopping festival, wait for the express delivery and start an endless life of eating soil.
As a courier, my greatest happiness after shopping is to receive a double-digit courier.
6. The scarf of the lucky draw has been received! I opened it as soon as I got the courier. I love it! ! It's beautiful. I like it.
7. Starting from today, receiving express delivery is my motivation.
8. Don't say anything, maybe receiving express delivery is the happiest thing for women, and I have to admit that I am really a loser.
9. This year's shopping festival is coming to an end. I am happy to think that the courier calls me every day and that I have to work hard to receive the courier every day.
10. I didn't expect to receive a gift of beauty makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.
1 1. I finally got to the express cabinet on the weekend morning and didn't want to get up and get it, then lamented why I didn't deliver it to my door.
12. The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~
13. I spent so much money that I can only make up for it by express delivery! ! I opened nine packages at one go the night before yesterday.
14. This year's express delivery is super fast. I have received several couriers, and I enjoy the process of receiving and unpacking couriers.
15. I received the express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.
16. It's really the fastest year to receive express delivery at the shopping festival. /kloc-I paid the final payment at 0: 30, and the courier was at home when I woke up.
17. I still have five today, hahahahahaha, and three have not been delivered. 10 or more express delivery is so cool.
How does it feel to receive a courier from your boyfriend?
18. I feel very lost after paying the balance. It is said that the shopping festival is comparable to the Spring Festival Evening. After paying the last payment, I have an unforgettable feeling tonight. Fortunately, the next wave of express delivery is about to open! ! Help me up! I'm fine!
19. I woke up today and regretted spending money last night. Next, it may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.
20. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. Everything is delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...
2 1. The express delivery of this year's shopping festival was a bit unexpected, and three were received early in the morning.
22. Although I will start to eat the soil after paying the final payment, I seem to be able to chop my hand at the thought of receiving the express delivery.
23. Although I am poor, the happiness of receiving express delivery is really cool. Try to make money.
24. It's really cool to lie in bed and call by express to say that things are left at the door and then receive the goods you like.
25. The courier downstairs has set up a stall to prepare for delivery, and the horn for receiving the courier has sounded.
26. I suddenly received a courier, which was my wife's sticker and tape. They are so small and lovely! I like it. I like it.
27. At noon, I got a call from the courier. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …
28. I don't know if I received a gift. It's such a simple thing that I want to do, but I can't think of a better way. Life is the same, always full of setbacks. ....
29. Ding Dong has been checked. Thank the boss for his love and like to express a lot. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.
30. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad.
3 1. Excitement when shopping, surprise when receiving express delivery, and heartbeat when repaying.
32. Feel the speed of the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.
33. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.
34. I am very happy to receive the courier today. This year's shopping festival delivery is too fast, depending on logistics, the delivery has been made after the deposit has been paid.
How does it feel to receive a courier from your boyfriend?
35. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!
36. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!
37. The last payment was paid last night, and now the first express delivery has been started. This year's shopping festival is great.
Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!
As I am in this warehouse, I don't know where the goods are.
40. Today, the express delivery has been sent out. It feels like the shopping festival is over, and the next day is waiting for the express delivery.
4 1. Spending money is happy, shopping is happy, and receiving express delivery is happier.
42. I completely forgot the sadness of the bankrupt and began to enjoy receiving the express delivery.
43. I am drunk when I think about the days when I will receive express delivery every day for the next few days.
44. The happiness of fishermen is to receive express delivery, and they can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.
45. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for this, so that we can create a better tomorrow!
46. A boring weekend work day. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.
47. Ha ha ha ha ha so real! Three more just came. Get up and take it later.
48. The happiest moment every day is "receiving express delivery"! See the world after receiving it. Look at the cold and warm life!
I didn't buy anything at the shopping festival. Look at the way everyone receives the courier and make sure that they are really poor.
50. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I open the rookie wrap first.
I received a gift from my boyfriend and couldn't wait to open it.
I received a gift from my boyfriend and couldn't wait to open it.
1. Receiving express delivery is my motivation from today.
2. Ha ha ha ha ha so real! Three more just came. Get up and take it later.
3. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened by the courier brother in the early morning! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!
The next week will be immersed in the joy of receiving express delivery.
I am the kind of person who is happy even if I open someone else's express.
6. What I look forward to most every day is the phone number of the courier.
7. Anyway, I must enjoy the annual shopping festival, and I am very happy to receive the express delivery.
8. In the new week, happiness begins with receiving express delivery.
9. Ding Dong has been checked. Thank the boss for his love and like to express a lot of things. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.
10. Now the seller's delivery speed is really fast. It's good to wait for delivery.
1 1. The courier downstairs has set up a stall for delivery, and the horn for receiving the courier has sounded.
12. I paid the balance at 0: 30 and arrived ahead of schedule. You can receive the first express of the shopping festival today.
13. Express delivery outside the Great Wall. At first, I couldn't stop crying on my coat. Where are my wife and son? There is not a trace of sadness on their faces. However, I packed my books and poems crazily.
14. I was shocked to receive the express every day. I can't even see the courier's face.
15. Feel the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the early morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.
16. The first batch of express delivery has been received. It is said that the deposit will be delivered this year, and the final payment will be delivered immediately at the express station.
17. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.
18. It feels like she hasn't bought anything online at this time of year. The empty shopping cart is not directly proportional to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself and her weakness. She always tries to isolate herself from others while watching others enjoy shopping, and can't receive the surprise of express delivery, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on daily necessities, and her heart has been stuffed for a long time. I think I owe her too much sometimes. In this life,
19. The shopping festival has come to an end. I will eat the soil in the next month, and then I will spend every day in the expectation of receiving express delivery.
20. The happiness of fishermen is to receive express delivery, and they can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.
I received a gift from my boyfriend and couldn't wait to open it.
2 1. Life always has unexpected warmth and unexpected surprises.
22. Why did everyone receive the goods? More than 20 couriers sent three messages, but I didn't stand high enough.
23. The sadness of the pickpocket vanished when receiving the courier.
Even if you don't buy it, it won't change the situation of poverty. I still want to buy it. Receiving the courier and opening it is my greatest happiness!
25. Although I feel distressed when I pay, I firmly believe that I will be very happy when I receive the express delivery.
26. On the first day of the shopping festival, there were too many couriers, so I borrowed the company's cart. Otherwise I don't know how many times I have to run. I am exhausted. It's the first time I feel that there are too many express deliveries. There are still three days left.
27. You will receive the express tomorrow.
28. I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.
29. I received the courier early in the morning, so fast ~ Little Superman is cute ~
30. Reading logistics information ten times a day is all about soliciting customers. To tell the truth, many couriers take it back for a day or two. I shouldn't be alone.
3 1. I hope I can receive the courier as soon as the shopping festival!
32. I don't know if you have ever encountered this situation. I bought a sweater coat on the Internet two days ago, and today I received a courier, which scared me to death. There's a little thing not opened! ! !
I didn't buy anything at the shopping festival. Look at the way people collect express delivery and make sure it is really poor.
34. Nothing is more enjoyable than receiving a courier before getting up.
35. I got a courier call as soon as I came back, and I wanted to know where I could get the courier. Seeing the address, I smiled again. I participated in the questionnaire survey and got the bath essential oil they gave me ... hahaha, I don't even know when I participated. It seems that I really like shopping ... continue to surprise me in the future, I have already eaten. ...
36. The woman's mood of receiving express delivery, knowing what is inside, is just curious.
37. Who would have thought that last night 12: 30, I made the last payment and woke up in the morning and received the courier!
38. My eyes are going blind, my hands are going to be crippled, my wallet is going to be empty, and I have to receive express mail for another week.
39. Although I am poor, the happiness of receiving express delivery is really cool. Try to make money.
40. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier in about 7 days, and I wish the courier is complete!
About the mood of receiving express delivery: I was a little excited all day after receiving the express delivery information.
1. If you encounter unfinished questions halfway, be sure to ask me in time, and don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.
2. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!
3. I made another appointment in the afternoon. It was freezing cold. I played a wonderful game. Swallow the eggs as soon as they come up, and then deliver them. The decider was 0-3 behind, and the invisible egg was successfully sent back. Do you know what true love is after receiving the courier? Send me the black sesame paste as soon as you see me mourning my hair loss. Thank you.
4. The double 1 1 advertisement is coming again. I don't think it's necessary to squeeze this day unless it's half cheaper. It took 10 days to receive the express delivery last year. If it's only a discount of 10 yuan, I'd rather buy it in advance than be stuck in a traffic jam.
I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.
6. It's the season of receiving express delivery again. Sadness. It hurts. Since then. Quit the net in March. Think behind closed doors.
7. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!
8. Well, I called when I received the express at noon. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …
9. I was really shocked to receive the express message ... Double 1 1 shopping for the first goods, so fast.
10. I watched my male colleagues in the company receive the courier, opened it, took out the same skin care products, and told me what the use was, especially useful, and what the effect was. The fruit flavor is better than the mint flavor. . . Forgive my shock for a long time, so bumpy!
1 1, buy buy was very happy when she bought it, but she was disappointed when she bought it. She was very happy when she received the courier, and it was very troublesome to get it back. When he washed it, he found that some clothes could not be washed by machine. Collapse! Collapse! Hurry up and check the clothes that haven't arrived yet, except shoes and pants, there are hardly any! Sure! Machine! Wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.
12. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. Everything is delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...
13. I got a courier call as soon as I came back. Because I haven't bought it online recently, I'm curious where the express delivery came from. I smiled again when I saw the address. [mail? The questionnaire got the bath essential oil they gave me … hahaha, I don't even know when I joined it. It seems that I really love Xin Wei … continue to surprise me in the future, I am still suffering …
14, I suddenly received the news of express delivery when I was sick. I was touched when I took a look at the dessert bought by my brother who was studying outside the university.
15, I feel that every year1/month 1 1 day, she has never bought anything online. The empty shopping cart is completely out of proportion to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself and her weakness. When watching others enjoy shopping, she always tries to isolate herself from them and doesn't accept the surprise of express delivery, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on daily necessities, and she feels that she has owed her too much for a long time.
16, the money I spent last night, I woke up today and regretted it. Next, it may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.
17, I was happier when I received the courier than when I found my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the courier must be.
18, I received the express message this morning, wondering who could send me such a romantic thing. As a result, I didn't want the Huzhou in an instant. Then I silently took the courier with the last bit of luck, and it was really from home (ah, what to send when I went home on Thursday), and I took the courier back to the dormitory, and I was excited to open it, simply! Two bags of melon seeds! !
19, awesome. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.
20. Impulse is the devil. . In order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. . The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad. .
Talk about receiving express delivery
Talk about receiving express delivery
1, I received the express message in the morning and wondered who could send me such a romantic thing. As a result, I didn't want the Huzhou in an instant. Then I silently took the courier with the last bit of luck, and it was really from home (ah, what to send when I went home on Thursday), and I took the courier back to the dormitory, and I was excited to open it, simply! Two bags of melon seeds! !
2. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!
3. I made another appointment in the afternoon. It was freezing cold. I played a wonderful game. Swallow the eggs as soon as they come up, and then deliver them. The decider was 0-3 behind, and the invisible egg was successfully sent back. Do you know what true love is after receiving the courier? Send me the black sesame paste as soon as you see me mourning my hair loss. Thank you.
4. The double 1 1 advertisement is coming again. I don't think it's necessary to squeeze this day unless it's half cheaper. It took 10 days to receive the express delivery last year. If it's only a discount of 10 yuan, I'd rather buy it in advance than be stuck in a traffic jam.
I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he just paid the phone bill today, and then all the text messages that he didn't send last month were automatically sent. I finally know why I didn't receive the express notice last month.
6. It's the season of receiving express delivery again. Sadness. It hurts. Since then. Quit the net in March. Think behind closed doors.
7. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!
8. Well, I called when I received the express at noon. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named my sister. Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift?
9. I was really shocked when I received the express. I went to buy the first batch of goods at Shuang 1 1, so fast.
10. I watched my male colleagues in the company receive the courier, opened it, took out the same skin care products, and told me what the use was, especially useful, and what the effect was. The fruit flavor is better than the mint flavor. . . Forgive my shock for a long time, so bumpy!
1 1, buy buy was very happy when she bought it, but she was disappointed when she bought it. She was very happy when she received the courier, and it was very troublesome to get it back. When he washed it, he found that some clothes could not be washed by machine. Collapse! Collapse! Hurry up and check the clothes that haven't arrived yet, except shoes and pants, there are hardly any! Sure! Machine! Wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.
12. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. Everything is delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly?
13. I got a courier call as soon as I came back. Because I haven't bought it online recently, I'm curious where the express delivery came from. I smiled again when I saw the address. [mail? Protected] The questionnaire got the bath essential oil they gave me. Hahaha, I don't even know when I joined. It seems that I really love Xin Wei. Keep surprising me in the future. I've had enough.
14, I suddenly received the news of express delivery when I was sick. I was touched when I took a look at the dessert bought by my brother who was studying outside the university.
15, I feel that every year1/month 1 1 day, she has never bought anything online. The empty shopping cart is completely out of proportion to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself and her weakness. When watching others enjoy shopping, she always tries to isolate herself from them and doesn't accept the surprise of express delivery, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on daily necessities, and she feels that she has owed her too much for a long time.
16, the money I spent last night, I woke up today and regretted it. Next, it may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.
17, I was happier when I received the courier than when I found my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the courier must be.
18, if you encounter unfinished questions on the way, you must ask me in time, and don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.
19, awesome. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.
20. Impulse is the devil. . In order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. . The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad. .
2 1, you will receive the express tomorrow. . . There are essential differences between buyer's show and seller's show.
22. Think about the days when you will receive express delivery every day for the next few days. I'll get drunk.
23. As long as you receive the courier, you will be satisfied! Today is a happy day! From morning till night! I waited a long time and finally arrived. Ignore my messy hair after a day's work Red stones bring me good luck!
24. I really want to receive the courier soon ~ I really want to pick the wedding photos quickly ~
25, the courier has worked hard ~ Every time I receive the courier, I will say thank you to the courier brother. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier
26, at home on weekends, the courier received a soft hand. I won't make up for the excitement of the Double Eleven. I should buy it in advance. Who is the sweet friend who sent these oranges? SF Express delivered directly to your door. Who sent it? Eat first.
27. I received the courier early in the morning, so fast ~ Little Superman is cute ~
28. I wonder if you have tried such a thing. I bought a sweater coat on the Internet two days ago, and today I received a courier, which scared me to death. There is an unopened condom! ! !
29. Today last year, I just got into bed after the night shift and received the express delivery. I was ecstatic and ran downstairs. It's hard to hide my expectation and nervousness. From unpacking, to booting, to every animation, one happy day is enough, playing all day, full of feelings; Now, it has been used for a year and has never let me down. She's not just a cell phone. I miss you.
30. You should be very excited when you receive the express tomorrow. Please leave a smile for the first-line courier. They will pass on your smile to us behind the scenes, and let us pass on your carnival more passionately! Although this is the responsibility, but think about it. Besides duty, there should be warmth between people.
3 1, it was not easy to express my brother. Knowing that the school wouldn't let me out, he braved the rain to send me to the school gate at night, and was scolded by the gate, laughing, and later sent a text message asking me if I had received the express delivery.
The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~
33. After a day of chopping, the traffic has also gone a lot, and the number of bank cards has also decreased a lot. Express delivery is coming, but the goods are not what you want.
34. After receiving the courier, my daughter asked me, what did you buy? I said, "I didn't buy it, my sister bought it." The daughter said, "Isn't it nice to have a sister?" ! Sighed and said, "It's amazing to have a sister!"
35. What does it mean to receive a pair of leopard underwear by express yesterday? Girlfriend said you can wear it tomorrow. I picked up my coat and plunged into the dance floor. My girlfriend didn't expect you to be such a person! Now I want to go home alone. There is no Brownian motion.
36, this pair of eleven finally passed, alas, I still feel tired after spending the money, and I received the courier on the same day, so fast ~
37, fortunately, I didn't grab it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's 1 1. 1. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier for about 7 days, and I wish the courier complete!
38. Come to me five days later if you haven't received the courier. T T, I'll send you a single number when I get home.
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