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Please help me check an 800-word composition written by my roommate.
We all save water, and then suddenly we drag out a pile of smelly socks under the bed of the dormitory, grab a pair and rub it twice, so that we can wear them correctly; We are all generous, and the towels in the laundry room often change hands, but washing them twice is right; We are all talkative. In the corridor, the teacher on duty often talks with us at midnight. besides ...
Don't scold me. Let's talk about me and my roommates.
Liu is the last person to sleep in the dormitory. He has a handsome face and often writes and draws on his bed after lights out in the dormitory. I unwittingly thought that he was studying hard at night, but he was actually writing a love letter. Lying in bed, he took Liu's hand and said, "Liu, don't waste too much time writing love letters." You've been here for a while, so action is better than action! "Ah liu think about it. From then on, there was another person who slept late in the dormitory-Ayu. The two guys chatted until the evening, and finally Ayu simply changed beds with me. ...
Peng is my neighbor. He usually doesn't talk much, but as long as he opens his mouth, he can turn his roommates' mouths into "O". We often chat after lights out. Speaking of the climax of interest, Teacher A Peng put forward a truth: "Everyone should get enough sleep, otherwise they will not be able to concentrate on class tomorrow. If he is not attentive in class, his grades will be poor. If he doesn't do this, he will be scolded by his parents. If he is scolded, he will feel sad, he will be unable to sleep, and if he can't sleep well, he will not be able to concentrate on class ... "This makes us agree that he has inherited the mantle of Tang Priest in A Chinese Odyssey.
Liang is the one who sleeps the earliest every day in our dormitory, and his grades are below average. It is really puzzling that he goes to bed early and gets up early every day, but his grades are not good. ). But! Since he suddenly fell in love with a girl in our class, he has slept in with Liu Yu Group (Liu Yu Group: A Yu and A Liu) every day. But his grades are getting better every day, especially in math. Later, I learned that a girl he secretly loved was a math class representative, and we were all dizzy! ! ! )……
Same surname as Peng (but definitely not brothers, so I call him afraid of being inseparable). Xiao Peng is an honest man in our dormitory. If you don't fight, don't fall in love, and listen carefully in class, people will grow up ... I remember once that someone in our dormitory made a joke and said that he liked a female classmate in our class. Wow! At that time, it was so vivid that it said, "We were sleeping at night and heard Xiao Peng calling your name, saying that I only love you, and …" The girl who said this at that time almost believed it, and Xiao Peng sat on the stool without saying a word. We hid together and laughed until our stomachs ached. Back in the dormitory, we gathered around Xiao Peng and advised him, "You are too old. We found one for you. How do you thank us? " Xiao Peng sat by the bed and said indifferently, "You said it anyway, not me, so I don't care." Then we patted him on the shoulder and sighed, and then we didn't talk about it in the dormitory, but continued to make up for the girl. After that, the girl really fell in love with Xiao Peng, but she didn't succeed in the end. Why? Because it's pathetic to see Xiao Peng. After all, they all share a dormitory. ...
A Jiang is the shortest one in our dormitory. Although he is short, he is not small in strength, and none of our dormitory is his opponent. He is also the most courageous one in our dormitory. I remember that time, Ayu in our dormitory made trouble in the dormitory, and finally she was involved in dropping out of school. Several of us discussed it and helped him carry a little charge. At this time, Ah Jiang patted his chest and said, "She and I have carried half of it, and we didn't talk, because we know that only he is the most suitable candidate.". If it were us, the teacher wouldn't believe it. ...
The following is a man who thinks he is very powerful-Ayu. He is the head of our dormitory, the biggest in the dormitory, just like the biggest in the class. Who let people be members of the Commission for Discipline Inspection? He is my best friend here. I told him everything, and he told me everything. Our dormitory is recognized as the most generous, courageous and courageous one. ...
Now I want to say sorry to my roommates. Please accept my belated blessing and wish you all the best in the New Year.
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