The funniest joke is that my goal of becoming a local tyrant has been achieved halfway.

1. Living in this era of grass and mud horses, we should hold an attitude of taking care of everything. 2. A classmate came today, who is a beautiful woman. The masculine name is Liu Changcheng. When I heard the word Great Wall, I suddenly felt like a hero. I opened my mouth and said, Isn't it a hero not to go to the Great Wall? There was silence all around, and the new female classmate left with a red face and low head. I was a mess in an instant, too 3. The hen complained to the bull: It's unfair that humans let me lay more eggs but plan my own family! ? Husband Niu said:? What the hell are you doing? People all over the world drink my wife's milk. Who the fuck calls me dad? ? 4.？ Shall we exchange presents at Christmas? Okay？ Well, from now on, I'm yours and you're mine? Three apples changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs. 6. Children fool their parents into cheating, and parents fool their children into education. 7. I have already finished the goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic? 8. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I changed these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack. 9. Raising a son is like playing online games. Building a number is like being born, and then taking care of it every day. It only takes a year to rise to more than 20 levels. Very powerful and well equipped, I can handle the boss alone. As a result, my wife stole the number and never got it back. 10. You are like the Nine-Day Fairy, but your face hits the ground first. 1 1. If beauty can really be eaten as food, my beauty is probably the rhythm of starvation. 12. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants. 13. When we are young, we all make mistakes. We always call girls in their twenties aunts and boys uncles, so now we get what we deserve. Sooner or later, we have to pay them back? 14. The most annoying thing in winter is to take off all your clothes and just jump into the warm bed and wrap it up, only to find that the Nima light is not turned off! 15. The head teacher scolded us yesterday and said that everyone in our class was ugly. Then she said today, what kind of teachers have what kind of students. 16. I was afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I didn't study well when I was a child because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard. Every time I see Yida's advertisement, this is your Yida, this is your Yida, Nima, I think those two thieves are dividing the stolen goods, this is your stack, this is your stack! 18. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on the insoles and trample you to death every day. 19.？ What should I pay attention to when selling cute? Watch your appearance. ? 20. Remember to smile all the time, which will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner. 22. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important. 23. Every time I find the key to success, people change the lock. 24. Since I can play QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect. 25. once upon a time, a man tattooed a secret card on his wife's ass? Then his number was stolen. 26. I am dead, I have something to burn, I knock on the door for small things, and I dig graves for big things. Come down with me if you miss me! 27. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness. 28. Dad, I'm not in bed, but the quilt is sick. I must stay in bed and take care of it. 29. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba. 30. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.