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How to make friends if you don't know the way?

1, I'm not a road idiot. Actually, I got lost today. It seems that I am too obsessed with my work.

2. The navigation said: You deviated from the route, so I re-planned it for you. Please go straight. Me: OK, thanks for the navigation. I will continue to get lost.

3. I have super powers. You will get lost when you go out, and you can't even find your own door.

4. Why do you get lost when navigating in the beef noodle restaurant downstairs?

I'm different today. I'm lost, and I can't even find my way home.

I should buy a compass and a map, otherwise I'm really worried that I'll get lost.

I can't seem to go out for activities on weekends because I will get lost for a few hours.

When I got out of the subway station, I realized that I was lost and had to find my own way.

No matter how gentle the voice of navigation is, it can't soothe my feelings when I get lost.

10, every time I get lost, I comfort myself: nothing, at least I haven't missed all the scenery.

1 1, I suspect that I have a disease-road dementia.

12, every time I meet a friend, I will explain in advance: I will really get lost!

13, don't be afraid when you can't find your way. Take out your mobile phone and turn on the "shake" function!

14, I decided to buy a special hat: the hat has GPS positioning function.

15, today I finally know that the earth is a maze!

When I tried to find the right route by navigation, I finally walked into an abandoned alley.

17, I admit that I feel like an idiot in a big city, and I can't even find the direction.

18, when I tried to find the right route with my mobile phone map, I walked into a dead end without a signal.

19, I decided to make a detailed strategy before going out in the future, otherwise I would really get lost and collapse!

20. Today I finally understand what a real "road idiot" is, just like me!