Domineering humor, talking about mood phrases

talk about mood phrases with domineering humor

1. I want to call you after I get drunk and tell you that I really like you and can't live without you. Unfortunately, I can't get drunk at all, haha, full, full ~

2. I won't give it to you as long as you want it, as long as I have it, no matter what.

third, people are living ghosts, and ghosts are dead people.

fourth, you said you were going to see the left ear. I looked all over the hospital and you were in the cinema.

5. We exposed each other's pain, removed our atria and approached each other.

6. Without food, there is no love. If you don't believe me, please show me a love affair without a meal.

Funny and domineering talk about mood phrases

7. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

8. Sometimes two people who are chatting happily on the Internet don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

9. Examination paper, a new drug, is mostly white and is common in schools. Now it has made countless schools addicted and mad. Make countless schoolmasters addicted to it and unable to extricate themselves. Make countless school scum sleepless, dreamy and dizzy. It has destroyed the harmony of many families, and poisoned the spiritual world of many people for it can make a examinee commit suicide by jumping off a building. Stay away from the test paper and grab it from the doll! Put an end to the test paper and start with me!

ten, stand in your own corner and pretend that you are a passer-by.

Xi. I absolutely don't feel anything after drinking a catty of white wine, because I'm dead after drinking half a catty.

12. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel. It's nothing like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.