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Talk about the complete works of Christmas Eve.

1, Christmas Eve, pay attention to safety and have a safe Christmas; Reindeer run, deer bells ring, and joy and trouble are thrown; The bell rang, smiling faces greeted each other, and the family was happy. Snowflakes are fluttering, and you are in a good mood. I wish you a merry christmas! 2. On Christmas Eve, report peace and wish your family peace; Christmas, carnival night, send you a table of wine; Santa Claus, Christmas tree, ensure that you have food and shelter all your life; Send a big gift, good luck. I wish you a long and happy life. If you don't receive my gift on Christmas Eve and Christmas, please don't doubt our feelings. I am just poor. I am alone on Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. Should I spend my upcoming birthday alone? 5. Christmas Eve is coming again. I hope I can spend Christmas Eve with the people I love this year. I want to ask you, would you like to be the person I love? 6. The wishes for Christmas Eve are unchangeable: one wishes health and safety, the other wishes prosperity, the third wishes prosperity in the four seasons, the fourth wishes dreams come true, and Five Blessingg wishes double happiness. Blessing is infinite, and I wish my friends a safe life. 7. I have good news for you: In the next few days, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Day will be connected one after another, happiness, happiness, health and peace will follow one after another, and family, friendship, love and true feelings will be closely linked, attracting much attention. I asked my trouble that it doesn't love you at all. Let me tell you not to be sentimental. My health let me bring you a love letter. He has a crush on you for a long time, and he will never change. Merry Christmas Eve! Merry Christmas! 9, flowers bloom all night, thousands of trees, every petal is full of blessings for you; A snowdrift, thousands of pieces, each snowdrift is full of thoughts about you. On Christmas Eve, may the warm wind bring you my blessings and thoughts. 10, the messenger of Christmas Eve, reports peace to you. With this beautiful acacia and warm wishes, I wish you a Merry Christmas! About Christmas Eve, let's talk about Daquan 2 1. What is even sadder than not being able to buy apples on Christmas Eve is that you may not be able to send them out. Handsome people are celebrating Christmas Eve, while ugly people are still waiting for Christmas. I have many affairs, and there are tens of thousands of concubines in the 36th courtyard of the harem. I really don't have time for Christmas Eve. 4. On Christmas Eve, watch local tyrants send apples, watch the goddess receive apples, and watch you eat apples. If you don't receive my gift on Christmas Eve, please don't doubt our feelings. I'm just poor. 6. I have no money to send my children seven generations of children's shoes from Apple on Christmas Eve. You can also send seven bags of apples! 7. Christmas Eve is fine, so is Christmas, but you must pass the final exam! 8. You need apples on Christmas Eve. Do you know that Apple's English name is "getting shot"? 9. Count your fingers. As expected, no one will send apples on Christmas Eve, and no one will spend Christmas with you. 10, Apple is the king of fruit. It not only seduced Eve, but also awakened Newton. It also ruled mobile phones and square dances, and today it occupied Christmas Eve.