Use the toilet to make sentences (about 30)

1, going to the toilet to read the newspaper is equivalent to wiping the stool, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.

2. Submit your resume, which should be eye-catching. When cleaning the toilet, your toilet should also be eye-catching.

When he untied the quilt and gave it to the toilet, he kept moving, kicking his feet forward for a while, kicking back for a while, and stretching his hands. I seem to be doing radio exercises, and I seem to have ADHD. How interesting!

The most useful thing in the house is the toilet. Wang chong?

Nowadays, the toilet has become a leisure area for students.

6, toilet hygiene should pay attention to, keep clean and often.

7. If you meet a terrorist in the toilet, drown him in the toilet.

8. Looking at a country's national education depends on its public toilets; A man's taste depends on his socks; Whether a woman can raise it or not depends on her hands. See a person's value, depends on his opponent; Look at a person's cards and friends around him. Li Bihua?

9. The scholar spends a long time in the toilet, not doing dry intestines, but squatting and studying; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. When eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into their mouths, but it is not easy to get them.

10, how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

1 1, very clean. Just share the kitchen, toilet and bathroom with another tenant. There is a small and exquisite balcony, which is enough for one person to sunbathe.

1 1, the new knowledge of the world is a movie.

Its purpose is to make high-quality sentences faster.

12, don't go to the toilet at 23: 59 on February 3 1 this year, or you will come out next year; Don't lose sleep at 23: 59 on June 65438+February 3 1 this year, or you won't be able to sleep next year! Don't eat it on February 3 1 23:59 this year, or you won't finish it next year! Ha ha laugh ... Happy New Year!

13, unexpectedly saw a huge green slug in the toilet ...?

14, after class, students line up in the school toilet. ...

15, the first time I went to my girlfriend's house and went to the toilet. Later, I found that the toilet was broken and could not be flushed. Finally, I had to call my girlfriend's father to help, and several people were watching, alas.

16, May Day, toilets, toilets, pots and pans, everything you do, singing K, shopping, traveling, sleeping, online games, everything I do, you work with honor, I don't work with shame! I wish you a happy job!

17, Jiang Yang loves to clean the toilet spotless, even the zipper of the water tank is carefully cleaned, and the ventilation is not smelly. Here you are.

18, Louis: I have to go to the toilet every five minutes recently, which is really annoying.

19, marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing 777. I want to share everything with you.

Because I can't find another woman who matches me except you.

20. After class, I urinated and met Han Sen in the toilet. Han Sen said, What are you doing here? I said I had a hard time drinking water. Han Sen said, you don't understand this. Only when there is pressure can you be motivated.

2 1, can't you smell you? Now you are like a tuna that has been dead for five days in the men's room. It smells like it was put in a pickle jar for a few days and then fished out.

22. When I get rich, I'll pack all the toilets and let you pull at will. We also operate a two-way charge, and all those who are not beautiful are not allowed in, choking him to death! Please watch the door! Haha, happy birthday!

23. I drink water behind the toilet, and in leg press on the train track, I wrap myself in sheets and pretend to be a ghost! Hehe, I wish you a happy holiday!

24, when you have a fool, you will be very painful; You are happiest with 50 fools, who line up to eat, sleep and go to the toilet; When you have a smart person, you are very energetic. When you have 50 smart people, it is actually the most painful, and no one will obey anyone.

We should save every drop of water. Remember to turn off the tap at hand. Don't think that a few drops of water in the tap are nothing. A drop of water per second from the tap is 36 cubic meters of water a year. We should actively look for "golden ideas" to save water in our lives: for example, watering flowers, washing mops, washing toilets, etc. , and recycling.

26. Camus's mother was taciturn and illiterate. She raised two sons with her family and lived in a small apartment in Algeria. There is no toilet or running water.

27. In an interview, Buckley said, in fact, I think the toilets in famous scenic spots should not only be convenient for people, but should be equipped with large windows so that tourists can enjoy the beautiful scenery around them while going to the toilet. Isn't this the best of both worlds?

28. Hong Kong people really need to reflect. Thailand is a third world country, but the toilets in the suburbs are also very clean. Hong Kong people, rich and educated, are still fair-minded. Did they have a problem first?

29. Almighty Lord, please grant me a request: Bless those friends who don't miss me or take the initiative to call and send me messages. May they find that the paper is gone after going to the toilet and have been squatting!

30. The reason is simple. If you want to be happy in reality, you must have a material foundation. You can't say with your mouth: even if you want to find a clean toilet to enjoy the pleasure of excretion, you have to pay 20 cents.