How to answer girls' questions with wit and humor

How to answer some questions of girls? This is one of men's favorite questions. Next, I will show you how to answer girls' questions with wit and humor. Welcome to read!

How to answer girls' questions with wit and humor

(1) Does this problem really exist? Is this really a problem?

For example, many people ask, "What should I do if I am embarrassed and have no topic when chatting?" Isn't it normal to have no topic for a while while chatting? No topic is a matter for two people, and it's not your fault alone. Why blame yourself?

(2) Is this just my subjective feeling, and others have no feelings?

For example, someone asked, "Would it be abrupt if I just walked over and said I wanted to meet you?"

(3) Is this question important?

For example, someone asks, "She has a boyfriend, what should I do?"

(4) Can this question be changed into other questions?

For example, someone asks, "My height is only 160, and the height of girls is 165. She said I just want a boyfriend who is taller than myself. Should I give up? "

This question can be changed to "girls say they only want a boyfriend who is taller than themselves." How can I catch up with her? "

These problems are aimed at problems, which are called super problems.

Similar to NLP, there is a frame for frames-meta-FRame.

All right, that's it. Get down to business.

Several skills to answer girls' questions;

(1) Don't tell the truth and don't lie.

For example, a girl asks, "Do you often meet such a girl on the street?"

Tell the truth: "Yes."

Tell a lie: "Never."

True or false: "Yes, but this time I feel the deepest."

For example, in a nightclub (famous for having sex only once), a girl asks you, "Do you come often?"

Truth: "Yes."

Lie: "No, this is my first time here."

Not necessarily: "Not often, only once a day."

(2) identify false questions and bypass them.

Not all questions need answers. Sometimes she just asks them out of curiosity, but she doesn't really want to know. For example, a girl asks you, "Do you like children?"

The easiest way to deal with it is to pretend not to hear it.

(3) exaggerating and admitting mistakes.

When a girl points out your shortcomings, don't excuse, don't lie, and don't deny it. Admit it and exaggerate it.

For example, a girl asks, "Do you often meet such girls?"

You replied, "Yes, you are the100th person I accosted today."

(4) first admit, then deny.

Contrary to the exaggerated admission method above. Pretend to admit the girl's accusation first, and then lead to a new explanation, so that the girl can find herself stupid.

The girl asked, "Are you picking up girls?"

You replied, "Yes, I picked up a lot of girls ... I picked up a lot of girls in the swimming pool."

The girl asked, "Do you want to chase me?"

You replied, "Yes. I recently finished sprinting and prepared to participate in the Olympic Games, lacking a sparring partner. "

(5) Broken frame method.

This is recombination in natural language processing. There is subtext when the other party asks questions, which can be reinterpreted by misinterpretation and other methods.

In fact, this is not a new technology. China people have used it for thousands of years.

In the story of Spring and Autumn Annals, Ryan drilled a dog hole in the city. Yan Zi said, "Well, you should drill a dog hole to go to the dog country."

Foreign example: When a foreign diplomat met Lincoln, he happened to find that he was polishing his shoes: "Mr. President, do you polish your shoes yourself?" Lincoln said, "Yes, why? Whose shoes do you clean yourself? "

Give another example of Lincoln: Lincoln is ugly. In the debate between Lincoln and Douglas, Douglas said that he was two-faced. Lincoln replied, "Now, let the audience comment. If I had another face, do you think I would wear it? " ! "

To give another example, the girl you accosted said, "I have a boyfriend."

You said, "Your idea is so strange. I just want to know you. Before I met you, you thought of boyfriends and boyfriends. "

(6) ask questions.

Rhetorical question is a common way to jump out of the trap of the other party. Those politicians like to play this old trick during the US presidential election.

In fact, the essence is still "broken frame." The other party designs a frame, and instead of jumping in, you throw her a new frame.

Some questions give you two choices on the surface, but in fact they don't give you a chance to choose. Whichever answer you choose is a trap.

Just like the alternative questioning method in marketing: "Do you want one tea egg or two?"

The girl asked an embarrassing question: "If your mother and I both fell into the water, who would you save first?"

You can ask, "If your father and I both fall into the water, who will you save first?"

(7) Replace "I …" with "You …"

Any question that makes you feel embarrassed is because you try to answer it with "I …". If you jump out of the circle and turn "my question" into "your question", you won't feel embarrassed and difficult to answer.

"I" refers to myself, not defense. Answering questions with "I ..." is an excuse to make you look weak and make it worse.

"You" means pointing at each other, not attacking. Answer the question with "You …", aggressive, tit for tat, strong and confident!

For example, if you talk to a girl and say you want to know her, she asks, "Why?"

If we use "I …", we can think of the answer as "I think you are beautiful …" "I fell in love with you at first sight …" "I'm not a bad person, so what does it matter if I know you?" None of these answers are strong.

There is a classic answer: "because you don't look like a bad person."

For another example, you sent a text message to a girl you met, and she didn't remember. She texted back: "Who are you?"

If you answer with "I ...", "I was Ayue who accosted you that day ..." "I was the handsome guy who asked you for your number at the mall!" They're all vulgar.

If you use "you …", you should answer "Haha, it seems that you have left so many numbers for so many boys that I can't remember who I am."

(8) a long-winded answer.

Funnily enough, long-winded answers will make you look different. Just like the confession in A Chinese Odyssey: "There was once a sincere love in front of me ..."

The girl asks you, "Why did you come and talk to me?"

The short answer is: "I felt it the first time I saw you." Or ridicule: "I also regret the impulse of that day."

But if you are a little wordy, start telling the story of Haruki Murakami's' 100% girl', which is sensational, romantic and wordy ... After you finish, you should meditate for a long time and don't look at the girl's eyes. When you turn your head again, you suddenly find the girl in tears.

(9) Seriously answer vulgar questions.

What is a vulgar question, "What's your name?" "What do you do?" "Where do you live?" ……

These problems make the conversation superficial, and it is impossible to communicate heart to heart. What is heart-to-heart communication? "How did you break up with your last boyfriend?"

If you answer a girl's vulgar question, she will not think that she brought the topic into vulgarity, but will only think that you are vulgar.

How to answer vulgar questions?

To complicate a simple problem.

For example, a girl asked, "Where do you live?" You replied, "I live in Nanshan. You live in Luohu, then we are in one mountain and one water. "

Another example is a girl asking, "What do you do?" You replied: "I design the future mobile phone, which can be put in your ear, and you can dial directly when you say the name."

(10) Answer with your body instead of your mouth.

The girl asked, "Do you really like me?"

Don't talk, give a deep kiss. "The moon represents my heart ..."

(1 1) The same question needs different answers.

There is no standard answer to any question. We should give different answers according to different objects in different situations.

Simply put, according to the mystery man's method, the attractive and comfortable stage should show that you are not interested in girls, and the comfortable stage should show that you are in love with girls. This is the simplest division, and any question has attractive answers and comfortable answers.

For example, girls love to ask, "Do you really like me?"

Attraction answers, "I like you ... but don't get me wrong, just as an ordinary friend."

Comfort replied: "You are in my heart, and it will always be the afternoon when I met you, the little white rabbit in the park ..."

For another example, the girl said, "I have a boyfriend."

Attractive response: "Great. Is he rich? Next time we eat, we must invite him to eat together. "

Comfort replied: "I know you have a boyfriend, but I still love you hopelessly. I am willing to be your body double forever."

(12) Joke before you are serious.

That is, attractive answers first, and then comfortable answers. Create a push-pull effect.

For example, the question above: "Do you really like me?"

"I really like your cooking ... (pause)! "Let that girl hit you.

You hold her hand and look at her affectionately: "You are in my heart, always the afternoon when I met you, the little white rabbit in the park ..."

Answering technique

Interviews require skill. Think carefully before answering all kinds of questions, which may be the key to whether you will be hired or not. The following are the most common questions and interview answering skills for newcomers in the workplace! Look at the interviewer's answering skills below!

1. Would you please introduce yourself?

Answer Tip: Most people answer this question too many times and only say their name, age, hobbies and work experience, which are all on their resumes. In fact, what enterprises want to know most is whether job seekers are competent, including: the strongest skills, the deepest knowledge field, the most positive part of personality, the most successful things they have done, the main achievements and so on. These can have nothing to do with learning, or they can be related to learning, but only by highlighting positive personality and ability to do things will enterprises believe it. Enterprises attach great importance to a person's manners. Job seekers should respect the examiner and say "thank you" after answering every question. Enterprises like polite job seekers.

2. What do you think is the greatest strength of your personality?

Answer prompt: calm, clear-cut, firm, tenacious, helpful and caring, adaptable, humorous, optimistic and friendly. After one or two years' training and practical project of Beida Jade Bird, plus internship, I am suitable for this job.

3. Tell me about your greatest weakness?

Answer tip: This question is likely to be asked by enterprises, and they usually don't want to hear what are the shortcomings of direct answers. If the job seeker says that he is narrow-minded, jealous, lazy, bad-tempered and inefficient, the company will definitely not hire you. Never be smart enough to answer "My greatest weakness is to pursue perfection too much". Some people think this answer will make them look better, but in fact they are already in jeopardy. Enterprises like job seekers to talk about their own advantages, add some minor shortcomings in the middle, and finally turn the problem back to advantages and highlight advantages. Enterprises like smart job seekers.

4. What is your salary requirement?

Answer tip: If your salary requirement is too low, it is obviously demeaning your ability; If the salary you ask is too high, it will appear that you are overweight and the company cannot afford it. Some employers usually set a budget in advance for the positions they apply for, so their first job is often the highest price they can offer. They only ask you to confirm whether the money is enough to arouse your interest in the job.

Answer sample 1: I don't have a rigid requirement for salary. I believe your company will handle my problem in a friendly and reasonable way. I focus on finding suitable job opportunities, so as long as the conditions are fair, I won't care too much.

Sample 2: I have received systematic training in software programming, and I don't need much training, and I am particularly interested in programming myself. So I hope the company can give me a reasonable salary according to my situation and the level of market standards.

Sample 3: If you have to say the specific figures yourself, please don't say the broad range, then you will only get the smallest figures. It's best to give a specific figure, which shows that you have made a survey on today's talent market and know what kind of value employees with your education have.

5. What do you think of overtime?

Answer tip: In fact, many companies ask this question, not to prove that you must work overtime, but to test whether you are willing to contribute to the company.

Sample answer: I will be forced to work overtime if my job requires it. I am single now, I have no family burden, and I can devote myself to my work. But at the same time, I will also improve work efficiency and reduce unnecessary overtime.

6. What would you do if we hired you through this interview, but after working for a period of time, we found that you were not suitable for this position at all?

Answer hint: I found that the job was not suitable for me for a period of time. There are two situations: ① If you really love this profession, you should keep learning, learn business knowledge and experience from leaders and colleagues with an open mind, understand the spiritual connotation and professional requirements of this profession, and strive to narrow the gap;

If you think this career is dispensable, then change careers as soon as possible and find a career that suits you and you love, so that your development prospects will be greater and it will be beneficial to both units and individuals.

7. What do you think about job-hopping?

Answer: ① Normal job-hopping can promote the rational flow of talents and should be supported. Frequent job-hopping is not good for units and individuals and should be opposed.

8. It is difficult to get along with colleagues and bosses at work. What should you do?

Answer prompt: ① I will obey the leader and cooperate with my colleagues. I will look for reasons from myself and carefully analyze whether my poor work makes the leaders dissatisfied and colleagues dislike it. I also need to see if I'm not good at interacting with people. If there is, I will try my best to correct it. If I can't find the reason, I will find an opportunity to communicate with them. If I have any questions, please ask them to point out my shortcomings and correct them in time. As an excellent employee, we should always focus on the overall situation. Even if my leaders and colleagues don't understand me for a while, I will do my job well and learn from them with an open mind. I believe that one day they will see my efforts and smile at me.

9. How much do you know about our company?

Answer tip: check the company's main business online before going to the company for an interview. For example, your company intends to change its strategy and strengthen OEM cooperation with foreign manufacturers, and the part of its own brand will go through overseas distributors.

10, what are the three words that best summarize yourself?

Answer hint: I often use three words: strong adaptability, strong sense of responsibility and strong consistency, and explain them to the examiner with specific examples.