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I'm leaving on the second day of Tanabata.

I'm leaving on the second day of Tanabata. I'll talk about it as follows:

First, don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, I only feel sad. . .

second, the day after Qixi, a diaosi said: this morning, I saw many women walking on the road in an unnatural posture. . .

Third, Yin Yan shuttled through the air and danced, and the Iraqis only returned to Shu alone, looking up at the west to Yan, looking at the intestines of Jun Lang Siqing.

fourth, huh? What is Tanabata? , into a binary or, after all, is it still Singles Day? Do you know binary?

5. I'll spend it alone on Tanabata, Valentine's Day and Christmas. Let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability!

Sixth, Tanabata is not lazy. It is inevitable to love you. Kiss your face, throw emotional bombs, quietly hold hands, release romantic smoke, and love will invade and occupy your heart. When Tanabata comes, listen to my vows and love you forever!

7. The wind after the rain, refreshing and melancholy, can blow away the dirt of the earth, but it can't blow away its lonely mood. The wind is bluer and lonelier than the coastline, and the rain is wetter and lonelier than the clouds; You are more distant and deserted than I thought, and I think of you more often than I thought ...

8. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will help me tell you. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.