Express humorous sentences with bad memories

1, I only have a memory of 7 seconds like a fish and my body is like a koala. I only eat eucalyptus leaves every day, but there is no nutrition, so I have to keep eating!

2, recently, my brain is really not enough, and I always forget the east and the west. Is it not young?

I always forget the east and the west. To put it bluntly, I went out without my brain. To put it mildly, it is the memory of fish.

I have a bad memory. I always forget the news and what to do. I decided to boil it all down to staying up late.

You always say that I have a bad memory, and I can't remember what you told me, but you know what? Sometimes it's not that I can't remember well, but I'm afraid I can't forget it.

6. When I left, my mind suddenly went blank, trying to remember the happy time we had together, but the more I thought about it, the more I couldn't remember it.

I have a bad memory. Once separated from us over time, everyone will forget. Don't be too far away from me. Talk to me often. Talk to me every day after work. I'm afraid I'll forget you accidentally. Some people I want to remember all the time, but I still don't know how to remember them in the end.

8. People have chronic amnesia. Whoever doesn't relive yesterday every day will eventually forget the past.

9. How forgetful I am in my life, but I don't forget my lovesickness.

10, people are really forgetful and only remember what they want to remember, just like now, reading their childhood diaries will feel strange, just like reading stories written by others that have nothing to do with them.