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Talk about maddening domineering.

Domineering is as follows:

1, the emperor and the prince want to be together, what would you rather have?

2, the road is uneven, and the knife helps each other.

3. Jianghai connects with Wan Li and Kyushu.

4, a sense of life, fame and fortune!

5, don't pretend to be awkward with your sister, and your sister will be angry!

6, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

7. Life is a hero, and death is a ghost.

8. Believe in karma! Believe in reincarnation!

9. It's late in Sang Yu, and it's full of twilight.

10, the soul-chasing knife is invisible, and the world is sad!

1 1, don't stare at me, I think you are splashing!

12, I will stop asking questions for the rest of my life and rely on dangerous buildings alone.

13, living alone in a dangerous building, I don't believe there are other troubles in the world.

14, don't play IQ with elder sister, I make you panic!

15, complete materialism is fearless.

16. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

17, 10,000 rounds of happiness, 1000 rounds of drunkenness, the idle people in the world go to heaven.

18, the world is cold to my sister, ask heaven without asking the world of mortals.

19, I am also kind-hearted. Although he died nine times, he still has no regrets.

20, laugh and watch the sky go out, my generation is Artemisia.

2 1, efforts and perseverance, let the east, west, north and south wind.

22. Pulled out his sword with a bang and rushed to the camp.

23. It is better to die holding incense in the branches than to be blown down in the north wind.

24. I accidentally want to be with you forever.

25, I laugh from the horizontal knife straight into the sky, stay in the liver and gallbladder!

26. Looking at Jinsong in the twilight, I still fly calmly in the clouds.

27, life and death pay a dime, and life returns to the world.

28. At the end of the sea, the sky will be the shore and the mountain will be the peak.

29. A dead heart is like iron. Try his hand to mend the sky!

30. The painter must draw a dragon in the crowd, and people must be heroes in the crowd.

3 1, Huang Tu smiled and laughed, so you can't get drunk tonight!

32, determined to be determined, success is not long.

33, the realm is attached to the world, and the gossip table has nothing to please the sacred feelings.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

One day, I will ride the wind and waves, sail straight and cross the deep sea.

36. Chilai Beimaduo is delicate, and the song dies in the south wind.

37. The yellow sand wears golden armor in hundreds of battles, and the broken loulan is not returned.

38. Be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me.

Don't say you can't do it! If you were alone, you would do it!

40. Who should be robbed by whom, who becomes who's obsession.

4 1, what a person fears is often what he should do.

42. In order to illuminate the night sky, the stars stand high in the sky.

43. You won't fold your clothes and stay there! I'll fold it later!

44. You are not RMB. How can I make others like you?

45. Don't be crazy with me now//You never know who will be brilliant in the future.

46. Before correcting others, reflect on whether you have made any mistakes.

47. Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.

48. People are contradictory, eager to be understood and afraid to be seen through.

49, you wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

50. I want to give happiness to the person I love. I don't trust others.

5 1. Honesty will always bring you success, but it may be the next stop.

52, in addition to the seven fairies, who will fall in love with Yong Dong who sold herself into slavery?

53. I, Wang Lin, don't kneel to heaven and earth, don't kneel to my parents, only respect Stuart!

54. On a moonless night, fireflies light the stars with their heart.

55. What others say is in your mind, and yours is in your heart.

56. The person I love, I will personally give you happiness.

57. Use hooliganism to deal with hooligans, and use hooliganism to deal with hooligans.

58. forbearance makes the national clothes fall to the glory of the emperor, and leads the heroes of the Central Plains to return my rivers and mountains.

59. I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

60. Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

6 1, God wants to kill me, I have no way out. If you want to kill me, I will fight to the end.

I'd rather be a bitch than live at the feet of a man.

63. Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice!

64. Always be full of hope for life and face difficulties with a smile.

65. Come with me. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

66. Don't think about relying on others, but have goals and pursuits, which have nothing to do with age.

67. People will not pay for it; Giving is itself a great pleasure.

Do what others don't want to do today, and you can do what others can't do tomorrow.

69. You said I was getting fat again. I replied, honey, where are your eyes? I'm obviously just swollen.

70. North City, looking back, amber, West City, turning around, glazed white.

7 1, listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year. Because I don't understand.

72. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

73. Don't treat friendship as love. Otherwise. Mistakes mislead people. Those who can't tell. Don't talk about love.

74. A brave man rushes out of the stormy waves without sinking, and a coward will drown in a calm.

75. Listen to me. Why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

76. If you are afraid of the ups and downs of the rocks ahead, life will always be a stagnant pool.

77. When I make friends, I don't care if he has a fish pond. Anyway, I contracted the fish ponds.

78. Come with me. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book!

79. I will always smile at people who hurt me, because I don't like to argue with dogs.

80. What you haven't picked is just a flower in spring, and the whole spring is still yours.

8 1, raindrop said to the earth: I am your child who has been exiled and summoned thousands of times.

82. Don't cry, crying won't change anything. The world has never been gentle to anyone.

83. You can be unattractive or gentle, but you must be honest and kind.

84. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

85. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

86. The life you like is a baby's life. Eat, drink milk, be held, be accommodated.

87. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

88. Go to Huangsha for eight thousand miles and be empty for forty years; The autumn wind is cool, the white hair is sad, and the clouds cover the pale and embarrassed heart.

89. Every time in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

90. Blood-stained paintings can't compare with a little cinnabar between your eyebrows. They cover the whole world, but they are always prosperous.

9 1, I have great ambitions in my life, but I was defeated by the sword in my hand. Will be one of the sword, proved the whole world, the other side of the void.

92. The first person to find out that you are eating in class is your bad friend, and then fight for it. All the voices were shouted out by the teacher.

93. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

94. Women in the new era: enter the hall, go to the kitchen, climb over the fence and beat hooligans!

95. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a gentle girl in appearance and a transformer in psychology.

96. Try to love someone. Pay, not necessarily gain; No pains, no gains. Don't expect miracles

97. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

98. Don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will still rise even without you!

99. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally left me.

100, long memory, vows of eternal love, would rather last forever; This life is a dream of spring, watching you dance lightly; Sansheng road, love root singing; I have suffered all my life and shared it with you; Don't promise each other, your heart is broken; Cloud nine, the soul sails together!