Since ancient times, no one has died, and no one has used paper to shit.

1. Men are as difficult to get along with as their gender.

2. An unattractive woman says that a man is a playboy, and an incompetent man says that a woman is realistic. ...

3. My weakness: ugliness, my advantage: I look better than you.

Why don't you want me to read? You can't discriminate against me just because I am a hooligan.

As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that can't be dug down?

6. I am begging, pay attention to begging. Are you insulting my career by giving me money?

7. Life is: born to suffer.

If I had a double-faced man like you, I would have turned against you a long time ago.

9. No one has died since ancient times, and no one has used paper to shit. ...

10. A news report said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

1 1. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week. . .

12. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line. . .

13. There is a kind of happiness that there is a person who can make you love him for life regardless.

14. Any beautiful and painful memory has become the music of yesterday. If you cherish the good memories of the past and indulge in the joys and sorrows of the past, you will not see the rebirth of strong love, even if the sun, the moon and the stars slip away from you, at least.

15. You still have a sky.

16. There is no failure in life, only crushing!

17. Love is an inequality. No one can predict which end of the emotional scale will be heavier and which end will be lighter. But love is like this. If you don't have the courage to try, you are destined to accompany your lonely soul …

18. He is not a hero who is not polished by the weather, but a mediocre person who is not envied.

19. In the chaotic world, everything is prosperous except you. This play is played with life, and it is rare to have this agreement. This love only means something to you and me.

20. Men are women's wings and women are men's feathers.

Qq mood phrases about Daquan 202 1: Since ancient times, no one has died, and that shit doesn't need paper.

1. I woke up in the morning and thought I had grown up, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

2. When a man has cigarettes and beer, he has a story. If a woman has money and looks, there will be tragedy!

3, a walk and a stop, really stylish, one card per second, so chic.

4, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

5. What is a joke? That's what I want to tell you now.

6. Thank you for knowing my self-love indifferently.

7, funny+warm+handsome+can play basketball+can cook = male god

8. Before you touch the flowers and twist the grass, it has already been pulled up by others.

9. No one has died since ancient times. That shit has no paper.

10, if you ignore me, I will become a dog. ...

1 1, life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, it is exciting.

12, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

13, no matter how good you are, you can't be perfect, and no matter how bad I am, I am unique.

14, only when you are down and out, will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.

15, sometimes, like suffering from depression, I suddenly feel uncomfortable.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.

1, you are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

It is said that women are fickle, so men are chameleons.

3. If you make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

4. Generosity should not be given to generous people, and people who are not stingy should be stingy.

5. These days, no matter Sohu or sogou, cats say they can't understand it.

6. We in China spit and drowned the Japanese.

I can't help you. You, just ask God.

8. Looking back suddenly, you haven't left.

9. Who says women love money? Women love not money, but Grandpa Mao.

10, don't give me the glad eye, you are not strong enough.

1 1. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

12, with me, my life will be in danger.

13, flying straight down three shits, but unfortunately I didn't bring any paper!

14, silence is golden, dear, do you produce gold?

15, don't think you are thick-skinned, just because you can't cut a knife.

16, is it because I am too radiant that I let you talk nonsense?

17, has the child seen the ash machine? Answer, there is a hair ash machine.

18, has anyone ever told you that you smile like a gourd ladle?

19, where did I lose my heart? Who can help me find it?

20. I think we got mixed up on the road, and then we changed the road.

2 1, you study hard and study hard until I give you a life!

22. I am a little happy to see you, which makes me a little nervous.

23. When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

I'm sorry I didn't attend your wedding. I will go next time.

25, the highest level exam, fell asleep during the exam.

Nowadays, people are following the trend and like to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

27, sleep in class, make trouble after class, and die in the exam.

28. If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather make the same mistake again.

29. benefactor: there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is hard to make a boat. If you want to use it, use Noah's boat.

30. If you were not online, did you put an avatar at the funeral?

3 1, the end of the world is coming, and there's one more thing I haven't told you. Actually, I am Altman.

32, small ideal: a house, facing the sea, spring blossoms, 4M broadband, can order takeaway, express delivery, no mortgage.

33. The humble surface conceals the inner abnormality.

34. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

35. My Fair Lady walked in front, her long hair was so gentle, and she suddenly turned around ~ Wow! How ugly!

36. It is not a good employee who doesn't want a raise, nor is it a good employee who always wants a raise.

37. An eighteen-year-old woman has one flower, two flowers or three flowers.

38. Friend, if you are unhappy, please make me happy.

39, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

40. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

4 1, I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

42. Yes, how famous you are. You've made so many movies, and now you're not allowed to broadcast anti-porn.

43. If a man is reliable, I will fucking kneel down and sing conquest.

44. When people started to look at money, my brother had already looked at it.

45. A flower that giggles at the sun is called sunflower.

46. When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

47. You waste air to live, land is dead, and RMB is half dead.

48. You scold, you continue to scold, and then tell me when you have scolded enough. I'm going to bed.

49. No one has died since ancient times, and the mid-term exam is afraid of hammer.

50. Sorry, your smell is too strong, but I look too weak.

5 1, if only the apple tree could really make an iphone.

52. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

53. A buddy told me that he gives out bottles every day. It's all "one more bottle"

54. Here we are. It may not be Altman, but the Monkey King.

55. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

Asking you to hand in your homework is like pinching your meat.

57. What are you doing with the boy and the girl behind you?

58, baby, I won't get you, forget it, get you and let you call mom.

Classic personality quotations-since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has died early and late.

Whose back stands proudly in the cold rain

Don't lose face, just watch the flowers bloom in front of the court. If you have no intention of staying or staying, it is easy to follow the clouds outside.

Floating world is chaotic, you are my distant hope.

When my life is dying, let me die in your arms.

Life is like poop, sometimes it's refreshing and sometimes it's tiring.

In fact, those sad and extreme moments have long passed.

You are a mole in my eyes and eyebrows, so gentle and persistent to the extreme.

Pursuing love and then finding it is always a thousand turns.

I really love you, not without love.

Trade my three fireworks for your life.

I like the feeling that you are what I like.

Shoot me hard in the heart

I gave you my heart, so don't give it back.

Locked in the heart makes love like a mystery.

Accidentally, I was swallowed up by loneliness, and I love your happiness.

I give up, and I will wear off a little self-esteem for you for the rest of my life.

Your fingertips have frozen my whole world.

Will he hold an umbrella for you when it rains?

No matter how good she is, she belongs to others.

You can't leave my sight, but you can't leave my mind.

I'd rather not have your tenderness of being hot and cold.

Don't crush my dream. I hope I didn't wake up.

You and I are not the protagonists in this play, but fate.

Regret ebbs and flows before my eyes.

The sky is vast, and I am alone. I am * * * and you are the king, making me like a raging fire.

Now, who can see behind me, I can only laugh hard.

Starlight is still as bright as yesterday, neon lights are still as gorgeous as yesterday, but I am different, bid farewell to yesterday's fear and hesitation, and be confident!

The starry sky last night seems more beautiful than today's, but today's is more beautiful! The moonlight covered the whole earth last night, but it was yesterday!

What do you see in the mirror? -The rest of my life.

I only read half of it. Nobody heard me. I am not alone. I'm just emotional

Only by putting my heart and soul into the game can I forget the cruelty now.

Quarrel with the person you love and tell the truth to strangers.

I am the only one with an umbrella, but I still get wet.

Hard life needs no explanation!

Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.

Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

Miss today, miss yesterday, miss the past, memories are so far away.

When you meet a warmth except me, the happiness of two people becomes three people crowded together.

Slowly begin to accept the impossibility between you and me.

Some women will feel a sense of accomplishment when they seduce other people's husbands.

As a matter of fact, I'm fine now, but nothing matters.

There is a gap and helplessness in the cruel and realistic life, which is a bridge that you and I can never cross.

If you don't want to grow old together, why not let go?

A tolerant person is not stupid, but would rather be cruel to himself.

There is no good beginning unless there is a good ending.