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Talk more about the unexpected, full of expectations, and maybe die tomorrow.
It seems that there will be many inexplicable feelings, but I just don't know who to tell.
It's not easy to meet people with the same three views in this era, so please cherish the people around you.
The doctor said that my hypoglycemia needs sweet talk.
5. Be happy. Friends are not worth your grief.
6. It's even worse to lose another day after ten days.
7. Do you know that I am a blessing that you have cultivated in your life?
I started smoking for you, and then I felt sorry for myself.
9.mc My brother Yu is wearing mink, carrying a bag and holding his little sister.
10. Actually, I think you need a lot of cigarettes.
1 1. I remember showing off you to others.
12. You are happy without me, aren't you? Well, have fun and don't come back to break my heart, oJBk.
13. Look forward to it. You may die tomorrow.
14. When you are old, you have to have your period, let alone a man.
15. You have only lived your whole life. Why do you say mine is wrong?
16. Will you protect me like your penis?
17. You said you played games at school. Sorry, we are not suitable. Ha ha ha ha ha.
18. Don't make me sick of things like you. I have heart disease, high blood pressure and cerebral thrombosis.
19. Thank you for calling me out to play with my mobile phone.
20. I miss you so much that I don't want to find you. I prefer winning.
2 1. I hope you understand that I am open-minded in everything and it will not affect my hatred.
22. Help me tell your girlfriend that she is no match for me.
23. What bothers me most in my life is the little girl movies that I overreach myself.
24. I'm fine. I think it's time for bed. It's not good to stay up late thinking about you.
25. If you don't like to play well with other girls, you just don't like it, have a bad temper or be willful.
26. Those who love pigs are crazy, those who love ink are black, and those who love me are sweet.
27. The tortoise evolved into the Teenage Ninja Turtle, the pig evolved into Peggy the pig, the sheep evolved into Pleasant Goat, and I evolved into your wife.
28. Can I love you?
29. When you are sleepy, take a boat to the flowers and mix your shadow into the wine and get drunk for three years.
30. Work hard until your account balance looks like a phone number.
3 1. If you really care about me, to be honest, I still need a villa, you know.
32. round it. You are my man.
33. In fact, there are some people that you have seen for the last time in your life.
You and I are both lonely ghosts.
35. shh I told the moon a secret. Guess.
Don't look down on me with your dog, I'm stronger than you think.
37. Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.
38. I don't just like you, I just want to fuck you.
39. I hope I can be a little self-aware and realize that I am super invincible and lovely.
40. More beautiful than your girlfriend. I'm sorry about that, too
4 1. My criteria for choosing a spouse are that I look like you, and my personality is like you, preferably you.
Do you know that man's hero is my deserter?
43. Why should we cherish what we don't want?
I am a violent butcher and a docile pet.
What I want most is that my parents can be proud of me, not worried about me.
46. I'm a little sad, too, but I hope I will be full of energy tomorrow.
47. I don't like myself because I have a bad temper and am too straightforward.
48. You are too tall for me to kiss you secretly. Why not lower your head and secretly kiss?
49. Some girls on the Internet drive super smoothly, and all kinds of dirty jokes come with their mouths open. In reality, it is not easy to see a boy you like.
50. If you like the unfairness of the school, you can sue; if you don't like it, you can go to jail.
5 1. Your father who can't drink twenty bottles is really hard. Two bottles of wine on the top, I'd better be your girlfriend.
52. There is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.
53. Live a good life and smile at life.
54. I don't like robbing other people's things all my life, and I won't let what I deserve.
I am a violent butcher and a docile pet.
What I want most is that my parents can be proud of me, not worried about me.
I'm a little sad, too, but I hope I will be full of energy tomorrow.
The unexpected year 2020
There are many beautiful scenery in the world, but the place I want to go most is your heart.
2, born in the world, many things are not smooth. But we still have to face life and ourselves with a smile.
Even if no one applauds you, take a graceful curtain call and thank yourself for your earnest efforts.
4. People who have never been lovelorn don't understand love, and people who have never been frustrated don't understand life.
Just because you don't say something doesn't mean you don't understand. Some people, not seeing, do not mean forgetting each other.
6. Lazy people are happier. They don't want to search hard, and naturally they won't suffer and be disappointed.
7. Never believe that the next one will be better. If you miss it, it will be an irreparable regret.
8. Life is like a dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.
9. The cost of growing up is so heavy that we can never see ourselves clearly or understand ourselves forever.
10, the more stubborn, the more fragile.
1 1, there are some things that need not be explained thoroughly. There are some things you don't have to say.
12, no matter how far away, you can come to an end; No matter how deep the pain is, there will be an end.
13, the person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.
14, in this impetuous society, it is better to be smart than to pretend to be deaf.
15, which belongs to me, always remember. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.
Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.
17, the heart is tired to a certain extent, and even the strength to be angry and care is gone.
18, I'd rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.
19, the things of youth, sometimes you don't understand, and when you understand, you will be old.
20. It is easy for some people to forgive some things, but it is difficult to believe them again.
2 1. Some people meet like meteors, but they have an enviable spark in an instant, and they are doomed to rush by.
22. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.
I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. Can't say, can't think, but can't forget.
24. A friend is not someone you have known for the longest time, but someone who comes to your side and never leaves.
25. Smart people like to disguise themselves. But the more so, the deeper the damage.
A more creative way to express her feelings gave her unexpected surprises.
Office building proposal
Office building proposal is a coquettish way of proposing marriage, and it is also very tacky. However, we can add a little creativity. For example, replace the scene of proposing marriage in the office building with an elevator. Before his girlfriend got off work, he lurked in the elevator that his girlfriend had to take. It's best to collude with other colleagues of your girlfriend in advance to ensure that your girlfriend can take the elevator. Then, when my girlfriend walked into the elevator, I saw you in disguise and confessed to her with a big bouquet of roses. Just when your girlfriend was at a loss, the colleagues next to her began to boo and cheer for you, and then you showed your true colors. This way of proposing marriage will definitely bring great happiness impact to his girlfriend.
Propose in your sleep
At midnight, when my girlfriend fell asleep. Put a romantic music quietly indoors. When your girlfriend is half asleep, take out your pre-customized proposal diamond ring and propose to her. Then put the brand meaning in my name and crown your finger; Stay with me all my life. As your marriage vows, tell your girlfriend loudly. When she is fully awake, put this diamond ring engraved with infinite love on her hand. Such a midnight proposal will definitely impress my girlfriend for life.
The simplest way to express your proposal.
If your relationship is very stable, you are sure that your girlfriend will agree to your proposal. You can propose to her in a seemingly unexpected way, which is actually full of surprises. For example, on my way to work, I suddenly said to my girlfriend: Dear, would you like to spend a happy weekend with me in the suburbs and stay with me for life? I think this sudden remark, coupled with the weekend outing you have planned, will definitely bring great surprises to your girlfriend. If she has decided that you are the best partner in her life, I believe that when you make that request, she will be happy to say I do!
There are many creative ways to express one's feelings. For example, boys can also take their girlfriends to a high-end western restaurant for a romantic candlelight dinner, and then plan a creative proposal with the restaurant service staff. Seize the opportunity and dress her with a present.
Unexpected classic quotations in 2020
There are many beautiful scenery in the world, but the place I want to go most is your heart.
2, born in the world, many things are not smooth. But we still have to face life and ourselves with a smile.
Even if no one applauds you, take a graceful curtain call and thank yourself for your earnest efforts.
4. People who have never been lovelorn don't understand love, and people who have never been frustrated don't understand life.
Just because you don't say something doesn't mean you don't understand. Some people, not seeing, do not mean forgetting each other.
6. Lazy people are happier. They don't want to search hard, and naturally they won't suffer and be disappointed.
7. Never believe that the next one will be better. If you miss it, it will be an irreparable regret.
8. Life is like a dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.
9. The cost of growing up is so heavy that we can never see ourselves clearly or understand ourselves forever.
10, the more stubborn, the more fragile.
1 1, there are some things that need not be explained thoroughly. There are some things you don't have to say.
12, no matter how far away, you can come to an end; No matter how deep the pain is, there will be an end.
13, the person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.
14, in this impetuous society, it is better to be smart than to pretend to be deaf.
15, which belongs to me, always remember. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.
Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.
17, the heart is tired to a certain extent, and even the strength to be angry and care is gone.
18, I'd rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.
19, the things of youth, sometimes you don't understand, and when you understand, you will be old.
20. It is easy for some people to forgive some things, but it is difficult to believe them again.
2 1. Some people meet like meteors, but they have an enviable spark in an instant, and they are doomed to rush by.
22. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.
I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. Can't say, can't think, but can't forget.
24. A friend is not someone you have known for the longest time, but someone who comes to your side and never leaves.
25. Smart people like to disguise themselves. But the more so, the deeper the damage.
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