100 A particularly realistic and somewhat ironic copy (sentence)

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1. How many people have advised you not to listen? How many people say that it's no use regretting now.

It's not that money can't buy happiness, but that your little money can't buy happiness.

The world is so strange, people who want to live are forced to death, and those who want to die are advised to live well, so everyone is half dead.

In a safe and stable day, anyone can tell a few words of truth. It is simple to advocate human rights and occupy the moral high ground. But when they were in storm warning, people panicked and couldn't take into account the so-called correctness, so they had to go with the flow. This is what people do.

5. They are often too pure, too sensitive, too fond, too idealistic, even too lofty, so noble as to eulogize and even sacrifice for the dead cultural tradition at all costs.

6. The feelings you mentioned will be gone if you don't talk about them.

7. If you are good-looking, others will pay more attention to you, but only if you have high emotional intelligence, connotation, decent manners, generous speech and clean and tasteful clothes can others give you a high look.

8. Look for water to drink in the gutter, and don't think the water is dirty.

9. He has worked hard for so many years to stand on a bigger stage and be recognized by more people, not to find his girl. If the end of his efforts is you, what does he want?

10, when you reach a certain height, the whole world is polite to you.

1 1, the world is in a panic, but just a few silver coins can solve all kinds of melancholy in the world.

12, don't force him to make friends, change his feelings and stay away from ambiguity. If he loves you, when a woman talks to him, he will feel sorry for you.

13, two parallel eyes, but unequal to people; Long in the left and right ears, but always listen to one side of the story; There is only one mouth, but you can always say two words.

14, having money can really solve most unhappiness.

15, when ignorance becomes the mainstream, sobriety is a crime.

16, you are not decadent but lazy.

17, kindness is useless, you have to be beautiful.

18, it's not that reading is useless, but that book you read is useless.

19. Why did the efforts of several generations lose to ten years of hard study?

Starlight does not ask passers-by, and time pays off. Probably, the place you haven't been to is called a distant place, and people who haven't been there will never forget it.

20. Dare to be your truest self if you have money. If you have no money, you can only be yourself.

2 1, grow towards the sun, be a warm person, be neither humble nor supercilious, be clear and kind.

22. I gradually feel that those who have not come together and those days when they can't go back have their reasons.

23. Today, I am realistic. I just want to live alone, have people who love me, have the courage to fight and have my own appearance. As long as you go all out, I think it will be great.

24. If time can fast forward, I really want to go to the future and see our ending.

25, people are all the same, can't recognize their own problems, and have a mouth that likes to preach.

26, no money to earn, talk about lovelorn, close when it is good, withdraw when it is not, eat, drink and stop in time, life is too short to sit back and relax.

One day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.

28, a person, mediocrity is not terrible, it is terrible to become refined. You have to live in the heart of someone who finally likes you.

29. Don't exaggerate your sadness. The world is very dull and boring, and it can't stand so many injuries to spring and sorrow to autumn.

30. Be sure to shine in the world you love.

3 1. When eating meat, I always praise the meat, and when washing dishes, I feel the bowl is dirty.

32. The world is so strange that people who want to live are forced to die, and those who want to die are advised to live well, so everyone is half dead.

33. On the one hand, everyone is smart.

34. You will be limited by what you protect. Something that can shelter you from the wind and rain can also keep you away from the sun.

We have heard countless truths, but we still can't live a good life.

36. A good man is not unsociable, but he doesn't have you as a gregarious person.

37. With your efforts, it's not your turn to compete for talent.

38. Do you know why you can't even cook instant noodles? Because you can't open any pot.

It's easy to forgive someone, but it's hard to trust someone again. When I was a child, I treated my toys as friends, and when I grew up, I treated my friends as toys.

40. How to make green tea with cold water? Can she rush up if you don't warm her up?

4 1. Without exquisite facial features, who wants to know your three views?

42. Strange animals will be protected and strange people will be rejected.

43. A good man needs to go through 81 difficulties to become a Buddha, and a bad man just needs to put down his butcher's knife.

44. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.

45. I was afraid of ghosts when I was a child, but I was afraid of meeting people when I grew up.

46. If you look for water to drink in the sewer, don't feel the water is dirty.

47. Cactus can't bloom, and people can't hold it in their hands.

48. It's not that reading is useless, but that little book you read is useless. It's not that money can't buy happiness, it's that your little money can't buy happiness.

49. You don't hate it, but it's useless.

50. The dog at the entrance of the village barked, and so did the other dogs, but I don't know why.

5 1. If you don't talk about feelings, you will naturally lose them.

52. Quality depends on mood.

53. Money can't be delivered on time. Why should I arrive on time?

54. If it takes two slaps, which one will hit you in the face?

55. Sometimes you think the three views are correct just because they are biased towards what you think is right.

56. People always don't realize their own problems and have a nagging mouth.

57. Everything that money is so reliable is fake, not to mention what people say.

58. The quickest way to know a person is to get involved in the relationship between interests and money.

59. Everyone is cynical, and everyone is in cahoots.

60. When a beam of light enters darkness, it is guilty.

6 1. People regard the bravery of teenagers as rebellion and the cowardice of adults as the overall situation.

62. Even with garbage bags, no one thinks that the trash can is clean.

63. I still don't understand whether being sensible is a compliment.

64. Reality always forces me to face lies with a smile.

65. Life is a gorgeous robe full of lice.

66. Why have beautiful women been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.

67. Some people were born at the finish line instead of winning at the starting line.

68. Don't think that you have reached the bottom at a young age, and you still have a lot of room to fall.

69. A piece of shit, everyone is afraid of it, so it thinks it is great, but in fact, others are just afraid of stink.

In fact, those trivial things have no effect on me at all, but I am at a loss when they are piled up, which is very strange.

7 1. Growing up, we often hear "You should be sensible", "You should get ahead" and "You should succeed", but seldom hear "You should be happy".

72. You can love someone in the dust, but no one will love you in the dust.

73. I don't know how happy people can be, but I know how disappointed people can be.

74. Beggars won't be jealous of millionaires, but they will definitely be jealous of beggars with higher incomes.

75. On safe days, everyone can say a few words of truth. It is simple to advocate human rights and occupy the moral high ground. But when they were in storm warning, people panicked and couldn't take into account the so-called correctness, so they had to go with the flow. This is what people do.

If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have such great hopes.

77. In reality, you tell lies with your real name, but online you tell the truth with a pseudonym.

78. Why did you draw a smiling face on the water mist on the window? It still shed tears.

Because I made a comment, he deleted the whole story.

80. I want to be like other girls. If I am unhappy, I will lose my attitude and get angry, but I can't. When I am angry, I will have nothing.

8 1. The brightest smile in my life was given to the mobile phone screen.

82. I still remember when we first met, we could talk from morning till evening.

Fortunately, you have given me enough disappointment, and it is worthwhile for me to leave.

84. I wish I knew that endurance is so good.

I know you so well that all my hunches are true.

86. If you understand my slow fever, then we can probably walk for a long time.

87. You left me nothing clean and future.

88. Later, the clumsy child chose to walk the rest of the way by himself.

89. You said, don't think too much, just be happy. I always remember it, but I have never done it.

90. Between people, it is best when they first meet.

9 1. The longest road has an end, and the darkest night will usher in the dawn.

92. Recent wish: Go to bed early.

93. Some people feed leftovers to dogs, while others starve to death in the streets.

94. If you look for water to drink in the sewer, don't feel the water is dirty.

95. It's no use looking in the mirror to find what you don't know.

96. Life is a gorgeous robe full of lice.

97. When you eat meat, you always praise it, and when you wash dishes, you always scold the bowl for being dirty.

98. People persuade desperate people to live, but at the same time they slowly disappoint hopeful people.

99. Why did the efforts of several generations lose to ten years of hard study?

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