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Campus civilization etiquette sketch script

Campus sketch script-a nanny's mother.

Nanny's mother

Time: Contemporary weekend afternoon.

Venue: Dai Hongjia living room.

Character: Dai Hong: Male middle school student, well-off, busy parents, daily life is taken care of by a nanny.

Zhijian: Dai Hong's classmate lives in the countryside, his father is ill at home, and his mother works as a nanny at Dai Hong's house.

Aunt Lan: Zhijian's mother, a rural woman, went out to work as a nanny at Dai Hong's house because her husband was paralyzed at home.

Scene: There are computer desks and bookcases in the right front of the stage, dining tables and chairs in Taichung, and single person sofa in the left rear of the stage.

[Behavior Notice: Zhijian is on Dai Hong who is injured in his back and right foot. Sweating profusely, he gently put Dai Hong on the sofa. He was very concerned and said to Dai Hong.

Zhijian: How's it going? Does it still hurt? Shall I put a hot towel on you? He gasped intermittently when he was sweating.

Dai Hong: Nothing, nothing! Look, I'll be fine as soon as I get home. When I saw my precious computer, my feet didn't hurt at all! Come on, Zhijian, I'll teach you to play games online. (Get up and pull Zhijian to the computer desk)

Zhijian: Don't, don't, don't, be careful of the injury on your foot! (Hurry to help Dai Hong)

Dai Hong: Hehe, don't worry, my foot is not hurt at all!

Zhijian: You are lying! (Take a step back)

Dai Hong: Well ... yes, but not all right!

Zhijian: you ... what the hell are you doing?

Dai Hong: Don't be angry. I'll tell you the truth. I pretended to have a foot injury today and didn't go to school to organize a spring outing to the suburban zoo. It's true. I lied to you, too.

Zhijian: Stop it!

Dai Hong: Zhijian, you know, I am a super invincible online game fan. As soon as I sit at this computer desk, I turn on the computer and look at the screen. Haha, the world will be ruled by me ...!

Zhijian: The computer is at your home. You can play online at night when you come back from a spring outing!

Dai Hong: Absolutely not. You don't know. My parents wouldn't let me play, saying it would delay my study.

Zhijian: Yes! There is something wrong with your academic performance in class.

Dai Hong: What are you afraid of? Do you know how many levels of legends I have played online? Thirty-eight. I'm two grades short of forty.

Zhijian: Why don't you do homework review?

Dai Hong: Hey! Why are you in tune with your parents!

Zhijian: Is this wrong?

Dai Hong: No, no, no! If my parents are at home, I can't surf the Internet and play games.

Zhijian: Isn't this better?

Dai Hong: You, you ...! How can I put it? Do you know how much I invested in Legend before I reached level 38? 1000 yuan!

Zhijian: It costs so much to play games online. Don't lie!

Dai Hong: What can a ruling buy without spending money on weapons and equipment? If you don't need money, it costs hundreds of dollars to wear the best equipment!

Zhijian: This ...! What are the benefits of playing at level 40?

Dai Hong: Fool, then I can earn a lot of money and buy new equipment. Haha, I'm rich!

Zhijian: Well … I really don't understand …!

Dai Hong: What don't you understand? You do well in class, but you don't play video games. You start reviewing exercises. You are a problem master. But you play games on the computer! I can also be said to be an isolated overlord.

Zhijian: Yes, yes, yes! You are a bully! You won't be the overlord when your parents come back later.

Dai Hong: Why not mention which pot? However, today you are wrong. My parents won't come back today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. They are on a business trip, and I can be a legend at home, and no one can care! Three days and three nights guarantee to go up a storey still higher. I have a lot of money in my vault, from Red Moon to Cang Yue!

Zhijian: Forget it, I won't bother you! I'm leaving.

Dai Hong: Zhijian, don't go. You helped me a lot today. How can I let you go? Have dinner here, and I'll teach you to play games online.

Zhijian: Thank you. I have to go. (gets up and leaves)

Dai Hong: Don't go!

Zhijian: Why?

Dai Hong: You are going to betray me.

Zhijian:No. 。

Dai Hong: Then don't go. Really, I mean well. You see, I tricked your teachers and classmates into not going for a spring outing. I pretended to hurt my foot. You offered to give up playing in the zoo and help me go home. I lied to you, and you were so tired that you were sweating all over. Now I'll let you go alone. Still in good spirits? Zhijian, my good classmate, I will never forget your benefits.

Zhijian: Dai Hong, don't say that! I also have difficulties! Today, the school went to the suburban zoo for a spring outing. I really want to go, because I have never been there since I was a child, and I have been living in a mountainous rural area. But I have to pay a full 20 yuan for the spring outing, which is my living expenses for half a month. I really want to play with my teachers and classmates. But I can't. I am poor! Just when I was in a dilemma, I said no. You saved my life. Your foot is hurt, so you can't go. I quickly seized the opportunity to take you home. I pretended to be Lei Feng just for the twenty dollars! Dai Hong, I lied, too, and I lied to my teachers and classmates! If I betray you, I betray myself!

Dai Hong: No! Zhijian, you are in trouble. I am lying!

Zhijian: It's all the same anyway.

Dai Hong: No, just different! Although I'm not sure, I will be your classmate and friend for life!

Zhijian: Thank you!

Dai Hong: Then don't go and eat here.

Zhijian: Good! Do you want me to help you cook?

Dai Hong: No, we have a nanny at home, specially invited by my parents. She may go shopping now, so we'll go later.

Zhijian: (Looking around admiringly at this moment) Dai Hong, your home is really spacious and magnificent.

Dai Hong: This is my parents' bedroom and study. That's my room. This is my special computer, and it is also a small study room for me to study alone. I eat here, and there is a big living room in front. How's it going?

Zhijian: (seeing what comes to mind at the shoe changing place in front of the door) Dai Hong, let me change my shoes!

Dai Hong: No, today is free. Anyway, we have a nanny, and we will clean it when it is dirty. Don't worry. Come on, let's play games on the computer! (Lan Zhijian walks to the computer desk)

Zhijian: I can't play alone.

Dai Hong: Never mind, I'll teach you. Let's start at the elementary level.

Zhijian: No, our family can't afford a computer or an Internet cafe. Forget it. Continue to attack your legendary level 40!

Dai Hong: Why not be friends enough?

Zhijian: OK, I'll read it.

Dai Hong: Reading! That's too much. Look here, on my bookcase, there are all kinds of math, physics, chemistry, English, review reference books and previous exam outlines.

Zhijian: Have you seen it?

Dai Hong: Why do you watch so much? It's fun (referring to computers). Zhijian, I haven't seen enough classes at school.

Zhijian: This information is great. My parents bought it for you.

Dai Hong: Of course!

Zhijian: Then why is your academic record so poor?

Dai Hong: It's hard to blame.

Dai Hong: Stop. Don't say that. Look at it. (Take Zhijian to his parents' bookcase and show him the knot) There are several bookcases in this room, all of which were bought by my mother. Look at it any way you like.

[Zhijian walks forward and virtually looks at the big bookcase in front of him to browse the bibliography]

Zhijian: There are so many world famous works ... The Three Kingdoms, A Dream of Red Mansions, Lu Xun, Family Spring and Autumn, Guo Moruo, Lao She, Thunderstorm, Fortress Besieged by Qian Zhongshu, The Birth of Tragedy, Wen Xin Diao Long! (loudly) Dai Hong, your boy is really blessed. There are so many books in your house!

Dai Hong: What a blessing! You see, those books are newer than those of Xinhua Bookstore, but I have never opened them. That pile of things is not as exciting as computer games. To tell you the truth, you are the first in study and I am the last. Playing games, in our school, I was defeated in despair and couldn't find my opponent!

Zhijian: Dai Hong, I advise you to hurry up and study hard. I can't support myself by playing games in the future!

Zhijian finished, completely immersed in books.

Dai Hong: I didn't think so much. Who cares? Play the game Legend first, and wait until level 40! Zhijian, take your favorite book to my parents' study. It's quiet there As for me, I'd better play!

Dai pushes Zhijian into the study, and Zhijian obediently enters the room.

Dai Hong: Hey, why didn't Aunt Lan come back to buy food for so long? Oh, I'm starving. Really (continue to play the game)

Aunt Lan walked to the door on the left side of the stage. She walked slowly with a big bag of heavy vegetables in one hand. She put the vegetables on the dining table, then sat in a chair and beat her legs and waist. She looked up and saw that Dai Hong had gone home, playing games on the computer and pouring Dai Hong a cup of tea.

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why did you come back so early today? Come on! Have a glass of water first.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, I didn't go to the school spring outing. Aunt Lan, go and cook. I'm starving. Hey, I want to cook for one more person today. My good classmates will go home and play and read in my mother's study. Aunt Lan, cook more dishes. I will treat him well!

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why don't you read and study with your classmates and just play by yourself for a while? When your father comes back and sees you playing games, he will beat you up again like last Monday. Aunt Lan can't persuade you again, and your father will be so angry that he will hit you again!

[Dai Hong stops the health plate and turns around.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, I said, you are only the guarantor of our family! How to be a teacher and give me a lesson? Aunt Lan, I'm hungry. Go and cook.

Aunt Lan paused, walked to the table, picked up the food and took it to the kitchen to cook.

Dai Hong looked at Aunt Lan's slightly tired footsteps and went to the kitchen to ask with concern.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, what's the matter? Are you sick?

Aunt Lan: Nothing, nothing! (Aunt Lan)

Dai Hong: My parents somehow found a nanny to take care of me. Look, she is very ill and likes to meddle. Hum! My parents can't control me. What are you?

[Zhijian came out of the study with a thick book and recited it attentively while walking ...!

When Dai Hong saw Zhijian reading so intently, he said to Zhijian with a loud laugh.

Dai Hong: Zhijian! Zhijian! I said, you are such a nerd. Are these books so interesting? Look at you, as if nothing else exists with books! No wonder you are the number one bully in our class!

Zhijian, smiled.

Zhijian: The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu. You have too many books here. That's great. It's just a small library. Can you lend me some later?

Dai Hong: No problem. You can borrow as much as you want. You want to eat, too The nanny at home is too slow.

Zhijian: I'm not hungry. I will read for a while. Hey, look at this paragraph. Isn't it interesting?

Dai Hong: (picks up the book and looks at it ...) It's boring. I'd better play my game. (chanting while playing) Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it's a game, you can throw both!

Zhijian looked at him, smiled and concentrated on reading again.

Aunt Lan, wearing an apron, came out of the kitchen, put two bowls and chopsticks on the table and returned to her body.

Dai Hong: It's time for dinner. Topic bully, nerd, come out for dinner!

[Dai Hong said, and went into the study to pull Zhijian out and sat down at the table. Dai Hong picked up chopsticks and smashed vegetable rice. Zhijian saw it and got up to help in the kitchen. Dai Hong grabbed him.

Dai Hong: Sit down, don't go! These nannies will do well, otherwise, why pay her to come here?

Aunt Lan came up with two dishes and said as she walked.

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, I made your favorite bitter gourd fried eggs, fried meat with raw salt. You are hungry. Eat quickly.

When Aunt Lan spoke, Zhijian's face changed greatly, and she was completely shocked!

【 Aunt Lan froze at the sight of Zhijian! I was about to shout out, as if I thought of something. I retracted my hand to cover my mouth, turned around and quickly left the table, subconsciously mopping the floor with a mop.

Dai Hong didn't notice their expressions and took up his job.

Dai Hong: Zhijian, what are you still doing? Eat, forget it, eat quickly, I'm starving.

Chi Jian looked very nervous, but immediately turned around, tried to smile at the invitation of her classmates, and picked up a rice bowl to eat. Looking at Aunt Lan's busy appearance, it is also no white flag above my door.

Zhijian: Dai Hong, Lan ... Won't she eat with us?

Dai Hong: She never eats with our family. She eats after we finish eating.

Zhijian frowned, hard to put down.

[Dai Honggang ate a mouthful of food, looked at another dish, looked up and saw Zhijian, paused, and said with a frown;

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, this is fried meat with salt. So fat, this bitter gourd is so salty. How can I eat it?

【 Aunt Lan came to put down the mop and picked up the food.

Aunt Lan: Really? Aunt Lan saw that you were hungry. You did it too early. Sorry, I'll do it again right away.

Dai Hong: Do it again. I started to be hungry half an hour ago. I have to wait a few more minutes!

Aunt Lan was embarrassed, holding the plate, neither letting go nor leaving.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, how did you become a nanny? You can't cook this dish well, and there are my classmates today! You, Ian ... LAN ... Ahem!

Zhijian: Stop it, Dai Hong.

Zhijian suddenly stood up, interrupted Dai Hong and turned to Aunt Lan.

Zhijian: Mom, how did you become a nanny here?

[Dai Hong pointed to the appearance of two people suddenly enlighted. Aunt Lan sat on the sofa, lost in thought, and Zhijian's face was full of sadness. The atmosphere was awkward at that time, and everyone was silent for a long time. Zhijian choked up.

Zhijian: Mom, you have worked hard, and you are suffering! You have rheumatism, why don't you have a good rest! It's been raining repeatedly these days, and it hurts all the time not to work at home. Mom, why don't you rest for a few more days!

Aunt Lan: Nothing, son. This is an old problem. If you don't come to work for a few days because of rheumatism, their family may have to hire another nanny. Then where can I find a job? My mother found a job next to your school and searched in the city for several days before finding a good nanny job. You need money to study, your father needs money to treat diseases, and my mother has no education and knowledge. There's really no way.

Aunt Lan sobbed ... Zhijian couldn't help crying and looked very excited.

Zhijian: No, Mom, stop. You didn't embarrass me. You are the greatest mother in my heart! Dad has been paralyzed for so many years. Although his mother takes care of him, you do all the farm work at home alone. You have to find a way to make money to buy medicine for my father and send me to school. But your health is not good either! I remember that one night last spring, it suddenly rained heavily. In order to prevent rice seeds from being washed away by rain, you went to the rice field alone to cover the agricultural film and were caught in the cold rain for several hours. You got sick as soon as you got home. In order to save money for my father and me, you just didn't take medicine and burned in bed for a few days before you survived. I am so scared! Mom, can I find a great mother like you in this world? Mom, whatever you do, I'm proud of you. Besides, it's not awkward to be a nanny. Please don't blame yourself. If you blame yourself again, you have no idea how sad your son will be. Mom, this is the most difficult time for our family. We will work together, and we will certainly get through the difficulties.

Dai Hong was in tears. Aunt Lan wiped her tears and nodded her head.

Aunt Lan: Jianzi, mom doesn't know the truth, but I understand that everything is on her own. Although my mother is difficult, she lives happily and doesn't feel that she lacks anything. You too!

[Dai Hong wanted to think, mumbling. Aunt Lan turned to Dai Hong.

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, you see, I didn't study or get an education in the past. Now I can only be a nanny in your home, and the children have no good conditions to study. You should stop playing games, or you will have a job like me, and no one wants it, so you can only work as a nanny in someone else's house. I think you should take the time to review your lessons and read more books.

Zhijian: Dai Hong, my mother is right. Yes, if you just play games and surf the Internet, what is "legend" and "rule"? If you reach a higher level, can you go to college, find a job and earn money to buy a car and a house? Want to go to space, want to go to the deep sea, need real talent to learn, rather than relying on internet cafes to learn games.

Dai Hong: Boss, you have to give me a promotion. Let's go and read the article you just showed me!

Zhijian: Good! Let's go

[Dai Hong took Zhijian's hand to the right side of the study. Aunt Lan looked at the two children and shook her head and smiled. She lowered her head and glanced at the food on the table. She picked up a pot in her left hand and waved her right hand to the study.

Aunt Lan: Son, we haven't eaten yet!

[Three people hand in hand curtain call.

The end of the sketch—

Xinqing elevator

-Left, right.

[Note:

Two lonely men and women, although living in a very realistic environment, still adhere to their ideals and are full of hope for love. Handsome and slightly melancholy man, 1, is often worried that he will attract the dark praise of the women around him, but his talent is ignored.

Female 1 addicted to poetry and literature, but often forced to prepare for exams, often nervous because of excessive investment.

They have never met, but they keep passing by: when entering and leaving the revolving door, when getting on the elevator and getting off the elevator, when on both sides of the platform … so close and so far away, they always meet a little less. ]

Lens 1

At the beginning of the film, the screen was dark. ,? Twilight (gray) [there is a sense of vicissitudes! ]

The elevator door closed and opened again, and so on and so forth.

Music, medium speed, calm down.

Narrator, screen (text fades out): (background: white clouds)

It was particularly cold in spring that year.

The whole campus is shrouded in damp rain.

Gray sky, lack of sunshine,

Unexplained depression,

When I walk in the street, I often feel the urge to cry. ...

But winter will always pass and spring will always come. ...

Lens 2

The camera turned to location: On campus, it was raining, and several people hurried by with books and umbrellas (including 1 male, 1 female). [Exhibition Library]. There is a rose on the ground.

[Narrator: February 2004 14, light rain. Valentine's day without a lover]

Lens 3

Voiceover Waterfall. The music stopped. Two seconds later, the picture gradually lights up, revealing the inside of an elevator. This is a relatively small elevator, and its four walls can be used as mirrors. At this time, the camera is located on the back wall, facing the elevator door, and the camera uses a super wide-angle lens to shoot. Create a sense of alienation.

The camera is located in the back wall, and it is positioned to shoot. The camera is facing the elevator door. [Note: Class will begin soon. ]

Lens 4

Female 1 (backpack, book in hand) enters the elevator and chooses the seventh floor. (expression lonely, sad)

Lens 5

On the second floor, male 1 reads a book in his hand, enters the elevator and chooses the ninth floor. Back to the female 1, facing the elevator door. Turned around unnaturally and their eyes lit up. A familiar feeling, looking at each other [staying in the picture]. At this time, I found that the two of them turned out to be childhood friends whom I hadn't seen for years. We haven't seen each other for a long time, has it been almost six years? Yes, I haven't seen you for a long time, since junior high school.

…………

What's your contact information? What about yours?

Two men took out their pens to write.

Lens 6

The elevator door is open. Many people set it at will and file in. The last person came in, almost overweight (with a happy expression). Male 1 and female 1 are crowded in two corners of the elevator. At this time, they can only find each other through the crowd and fall in love at first sight.

Just as they were about to exchange communication methods (across the crowd), the bell rang and reached the seventh floor. The students in the elevator crowded towards the door to separate them. Female 1 is pushed out of the elevator and looks back at the young man. The boys also wanted to go out with them, but they were blocked by the people who came in and couldn't get out. Just as the girl 1 was about to enter the elevator again, more students poured in. Female 1 wanted to come in again, but the overweight bell rang again, so she had to go out and look for male 1' s eyes. The elevator door is closed. Male 1 helpless. On the eighth floor, many people went out, only the man 1 was left, and the door was closed. At this time, he found a piece of paper (written by him) that was trampled on in the elevator and kept it properly. (sad expression). Arrive at the 9th floor and change elevators to the 7th floor. (urgent)

Shot: Female 1 Found that the note had not been sent yet, and was busy changing elevators to the 9th floor.

Lens 7

On the seventh floor, the man got off the bus (just then the elevator door of the woman 1 was closed), and the man 1 looked around (ran) for the woman 1, but he couldn't find it.

At this time, the camera was aimed at the trash can, and the woman 1 threw the note on the ground.

Lens 8

On the ninth floor, the woman 1 got off the bus, and the woman 1 looked for (ran) the man everywhere 1. She accidentally dropped the book and scattered it everywhere. Female 1 cry!

At this time, the camera is also aimed at the trash can and the note 1 that the man threw on the ground.

Lens 9

Male 1 and female 1 face the window respectively, and it rains harder through the window. . . . . .

Recite:

"They are convinced that the passion of generate brought them together.

This determination is beautiful, and it is even better when it is changeable.

They have never met, so they are sure that they have nothing to do with each other.

But words from streets, stairs and halls ...

They may have gone through it a million times,

I want to ask them if they still remember the moment when the revolving door faced each other.

Or it's hard to say "sorry" in a crowd, or say "wrong number" on the other end of the phone.

But I know the answer, yes, they don't remember.

They will be depressed because fate has teased them for years.

The time is not yet ripe. Become their destiny.

Fate pushed them forward, but blocked their way, held back their laughter and stood aside after difficulties. "

Lens 10

Finally, an old couple walked out of the elevator talking and laughing. The sky is blue, with trees, grasslands and beautiful scenery.

Screen printing:

There are always many coincidences in life.

Two parallel lines will do. ...

There will be a date one day.

"Life is full of coincidences.

Even two parallel lines will intersect one day. "