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What's it like to have a lazy wife?

I do nothing at home and never cook when I come back from work. I just tell my husband what I want to eat, or just order takeout. Really too lazy to be surprised. The table is dirty and messy, and others have to be forced to do it. She will always stare at you when others are working at work. As long as you don't do well, she will keep talking about you and complaining about you.

Never take out the garbage. She never cleans at home. The living room and bedroom are always her shoes. There is a thick layer of dust on her dressing table, clothes are always piled on the cupboard, the toilet is never cleaned, and her hair is always in front of the mirror. Sometimes the trash can falls to the ground and the garbage is scattered all over the floor. She can step on the garbage instead of bending down to help it pick it up.

Never cook, never mop the floor to wash clothes, and even the clothes washed by the washing machine are unwilling to hang. When she is busy, she can only do it. She will find all kinds of excuses. It hurts here and there, and there is only one purpose, that is, she doesn't want to do housework.