A car can say an interesting sentence faster.

If you can feel my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me. Here, I bring you a faster and interesting sentence. I hope you will like them.

Faster cars are fun. Tell me these sentences. Send interesting sentences automatically and faster.

1. Actually, looks are not important, but feelings are the most important thing in love. I have no feeling for ugliness.

My girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Then we quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defends her best friend, so I try my best to protect my buddy. Well, you guessed it, and now we have broken up.

If I can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

4. Ask the cleaner to clean the house, and the aunt should wear a shoe cover when entering the door. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

6. The husband didn't come home for another night, and the wife couldn't stand it any longer. Early in the morning, the husband pushed the door in, and his wife knocked him unconscious with a wooden stick that had already been prepared behind the door. When he woke up an hour later, his wife said apologetically. Honey, I'm sorry, I forgot you were working the night shift. ?

7. I just took a taxi home with my husband, and when I got home, I found the tragedy eloquently. They are two dollars short of money. The three men were relatively speechless. When they were embarrassed, the husband said weakly, Master, we are still short of two dollars. Please drive back a little. . . ? In an instant, the car was quiet. . .

8. Going on a blind date for the nth time, the blind date is very handsome, and I belong to the cute type. When introducing him, he said that he used to be a playboy, but now he has changed. A few days later, after careful consideration, we started dating. One day, when we were shopping hand in hand, we met a girlfriend she didn't know. The girl stared at me for half a minute and said two words to my blind date with a contemptuous face: retribution! !

Today, I said to her: We can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. ? She nodded:? Well, although it is not tall, it can still gain weight. ? Can you plant a snack! ? Snacks? What snacks?

10. Seven dormitory buildings have been built in the university. I don't know which school leader came up with the bad idea and named it after the seven colors of the rainbow. So in the days to come, I often hear such a voice on campus radio: Ah! Attention, girls in brothels!

A funny sentence makes you laugh to death.

1. Tell me about this article. Take off the bill within three days. If you can't find me, I'm your date.

2. In front of the person you like, IQ will always disappear, just like I love learning.

Just now, a friend of mine, Kaka, gave me 50,000 to 60,000 yuan in the card, and then called me as soon as possible to say that the number was wrong and asked me to call him back. I really lost this friend in an instant without hesitation.

There are two Wang's in the department, one is the leader and the other is the clerk. One day the leader called the clerk: Xiao Wang, can you come here for a moment? The clerk ran over, fart Dian fart? Your Majesty, what can I do for you?

You bought Nigeria, he bought Spain and I bought Brazil. Different family backgrounds, different professional identities, for the same goal, we came together and stood on the high roof?

6. Old lady who evades tickets: Sandy! Always twist the card! ? Angry driver:? You should at least say it in Mandarin! ?

7. blind date, sitting opposite the sister in the teahouse. After understanding the work, education, family and hobbies of both sides, the conversation got into trouble and began to talk about some social topics. Me: What do you think of the housing market? My sister paused for a moment, then bowed her head and remained silent for a while, saying, Or? It's best not to be too frequent.

8. The world is not worth it, but it is worth chatting with.

9. It's been a long night. Your husband knows how to accompany me better.

10.？ Mom, why have I never received a Christmas present for twenty years? Why not wash your socks and try again this year?

Stupid sentence, stupid space, tell me.

1. What are the advantages of having a girlfriend? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

2. The weather is very cold. Do you all have boyfriends? Give me one.

A couple came out of the canteen and took a bottle of drink. I was just about to buy a bottle to drink when I heard a woman calling a man from behind: Hey, what do you mean by another bottle on this? The man didn't look back: I don't know? So the woman threw the bottle cap on the ground. Seeing this scene, I thought I would meet two idiots. When they are far away, I will go to pick them up, blowing the wind and watching the sun. As a result, there are four big characters on it: thank you for tasting!

4. lawyer:? I have a rule here that 200 yuan is charged for answering two questions at a time. ? Client:? Is this too expensive? Lawyer:? No, it's not. You can ask the second question. ?

I can't say anything good about you, just want to see you take a bath.

6.？ Dad, let me tell you something. ? What is this? I seem to be gay. . ? Wocao, you should not like me! ! ?

7. During military training, rest and gather. Suddenly a man at the back of the queue hurried to the instructor: instructor, am I going to die? . The instructor looked blank? What happened? I'm dying. I have nothing to do, so I am going to stand there for half an hour. In half an hour? You know what's going on? Why are you crying? Instructor, I really dropped my key! ?

8. I'm so cute but I can't kiss my face. It's sad.

9. I passed a shop today. What's its name? Sister Rong? Out of curiosity, I went into the shop and took a look. The shopkeeper greeted me warmly and asked me, young man, are you here for acupuncture?