50 funny sentences with non-mainstream personality

1, a penny for a penny, porridge is not just hungry. 2. Carve the QQ number on my tombstone, and add a postscript: Anyone is allowed to be my friend.

3. Ma privately said: It's great to learn Chinese for ten years and not talk about QQ for half a year! .

When you are rich, your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

5. Are you cheap, mistress is here. Infertility. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

6. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

7. A woman is a chess piece. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

8. Chastity is the most expensive dowry for girls.

9. What about QQ when you die decades later?

10, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat.

1 1 doesn't affect you? I will cremate you.

12. My name is God and my nickname is Jesus. The English name of God is Tathagata.

13, on the dating program, challenge the scale of your face.

14, the derailed man's heart is like an onion, which is constantly peeled off. Until the end, he has peeled off his face in tears.

15, Thunder, were you happy when you uninstalled it?

16, Handsome guy is too personality, which causes the system to fail to display. Please refresh.

17, your wife cheated on you, and you still smile so modestly.

18. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

19, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

20. You said you pretended to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.

2 1, you see how sweet you smile, just like Pan Jinlian, the four beauties.

22. I am a friend of mine and a classmate of mine, and I am known as the three insurmountable gods.

23. Some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that it was wrong not to start.

24. I think it is a kind of hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!

25. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 months, you will live to 100 years old!

26. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

27. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully!

28. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

29. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

30. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

3 1, my ideal is simple: have the body of Monkey Brother and live the life of Bajie!

32. I feel uncomfortable when I drink water. When I feel sick, I have a stomachache. I drink water when I have a stomachache.

33, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at temperament, no bangs look at the five senses. I am suitable for facial mask.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I should go to bed early at night.

35. I used to have schizophrenia, and now we are recovered!

36. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

37. Which is more pitiful, no money to spend or no one to want? Of course, there is nothing to eat!

38. I am still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at me now, I hate it, and my eyes are full of flowers.

39. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

40. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

4 1, I'm not afraid of Singles Day, I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

42. If the world turns me into a prostitute, then I will turn the world into a brothel!

43. I passed by countless times, and my clothes were scratched without sparks!

44. Gao Fushuai, do you still remember the diaosi by Daming Lake that summer?

45. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

46, life is alive, live, and the rest are floating clouds.

47. You are my Olay, but the trash can is your destination.

48. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

49. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

50. Everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle. 1, a penny for a penny, porridge is not just hungry.

2. Carve the QQ number on my tombstone, and add a postscript: Anyone is allowed to be my friend.

3. Ma privately said: It's great to learn Chinese for ten years and not talk about QQ for half a year! .

When you are rich, your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

5. Are you cheap, mistress is here. Infertility. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

6. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

8. Chastity is the most expensive dowry for girls.

9. What about QQ when you die decades later?

10, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat.

1 1 doesn't affect you? I will cremate you.

12. My name is God and my nickname is Jesus. The English name of God is Tathagata.

13, on the dating program, challenge the scale of your face.

14, the derailed man's heart is like an onion, which is constantly peeled off. Until the end, he has peeled off his face in tears.

15, Thunder, were you happy when you uninstalled it?

16, Handsome guy is too personality, which causes the system to fail to display. Please refresh.

17, your wife cheated on you, and you still smile so modestly.

18. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

19, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

20. You said you pretended to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.

2 1, you see how sweet you smile, just like Pan Jinlian, the four beauties.

22. I am a friend of mine and a classmate of mine, and I am known as the three insurmountable gods.

23. Some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that it was wrong not to start.

24. I think it is a kind of hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!

25. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 months, you will live to 100 years old!

26. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

27. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully!

28. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

29. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

30. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

3 1, my ideal is simple: have the body of Monkey Brother and live the life of Bajie!

32. I feel uncomfortable when I drink water. When I feel sick, I have a stomachache. I drink water when I have a stomachache.

33, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at temperament, no bangs look at the five senses. I am suitable for facial mask.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I should go to bed early at night.

35. I used to have schizophrenia, and now we are recovered!

36. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

37. Which is more pitiful, no money to spend or no one to want? Of course, there is nothing to eat!

38. I am still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at me now, I hate it, and my eyes are full of flowers.

39. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

40. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

4 1, I'm not afraid of Singles Day, I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

42. If the world turns me into a prostitute, then I will turn the world into a brothel!

43. I passed by countless times, and my clothes were scratched without sparks!

44. Gao Fushuai, do you still remember the diaosi by Daming Lake that summer?

45. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

46, life is alive, live, and the rest are floating clouds.

47. You are my Olay, but the trash can is your destination.

48. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

49. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

50. Everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle.

Non-mainstream personality: 50 sentences about super domineering

1, I have my own style, you can't afford to imitate it.

Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

When it is dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

You will always be the only one for me, and I don't want anyone else.

Only an unruly woman can be king.

6. Don't judge my future by your past.

Please leave my heart when I come back.

8. I have an emotional cleanliness and don't want to be alone.

9. What is love? Can we eat or drink it? Would we die without it?

10, the person who touched my sister! I just want to say, do you want to die?

1 1, a tough life needs no explanation!

12 After all, you can't be looked down upon before you kneel down.

13. The person who can make me forget the past is my future.

14, if you are not a lifelong person, don't say lifelong.

15. If you love yourself, don't let yourself please the people you hate.

16, no one is standing in front of you to block your gun. Be a hero yourself.

17, you are only responsible for the wonderful, God has his own arrangements.

18, sisters are like brothers, men are like clothes, you break my brother, I will strip you of clothes.

19, you have your society and I have my team.

I don't need you to satisfy my happiness.

2 1, I will not lose my pride and bow to anyone.

22. Don't look down on failed students. You may not be better than those failed students when you grow up!

I depend on myself for everything, so I don't need your respect.

24. The school sister started the overbearing mode, and it was slightly corrupt to walk on thin ice.

25. I must live like a man, or I will be embarrassed to see jokes behind my back.

There is no doubt that my world doesn't need you.

I don't believe in fate. I only believe in playing with my hands.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can hold up a sky for you.

29, I'm not a soft paper, I want to be a China paper!

30. If you want me to bow my head, kneel down!

3 1, if you don't see my efforts, don't slander my future.

Only by knowing your own heart can you stay in it for a long time.

Don't be so curious about me. You don't deserve to be the enemy of my love and friendship.

34. If labor and capital are born of originality, they will not die of imitation.

35, five years later, no matter who gets ahead or faces the loess, brother or brother, girlfriend or girlfriend!

36. The person who will marry me in a few years, I hope it is you, it must be you, and it can only be you!

37. I wish I could understand my world alone.

Baby, you can live well without this world, some men, some troubles, pains and obsessions.

39. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

Girl, when no one is behind, you must live like a man.

4 1, I am not afraid of anything, even if it is me forever.

Don't worry, I'll let you know the change of the situation.

43. I cried for you, and since then you are not worth my smile.

44. I am willing to be a great scholar, I am not afraid of arts and sciences.

45, youth is limited, don't waste time for people who don't love themselves!

46. Love to stay, hate to go.

47. Girls don't pick up what others take. It's dirty

48. I have learned not to take the initiative to provoke others, but it doesn't mean that I am at the mercy of others.

49. Those who hurt me, please remember that one day I will smile and watch you cry.

I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.

Talking about Non-mainstream Personality and Funny Emotion

1. You must pee if you have urine, but don't wait until you have no urine to shake the bird.

2. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

Mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

Change the world with your smile, don't let the world change your smile.

6. Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

7. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

8. On the train, a white woman and a black woman are breast-feeding their baby. Mom, mom, white baby, don't be a coquette. I want to drink chocolate milk, too.

9. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

10. Managing your own strengths can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings will devalue your life.

1 1. Looking at the face of the head teacher, I have the urge to quit school. What about studying? In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

12. How many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

13. In front of beauty: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

14. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years.

15. The pigs laughed. Why do you still have a bitter gourd face?

16. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

17.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

18. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

19. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

20. Your new love is someone else's whore.

2 1. One person's loneliness is the fault of two people. You love TA. Why did you choose me? !

22. Happiness has just begun, but sadness is already lurking.

Non-mainstream personality sentences

Non-mainstream personality sentences

I am also the seed of infatuation. It rained ... and drowned.

I like you so much that you will die.

I'm soft again. I forgive you again. I just want you to seize this opportunity.

Tears flow a thousand times when the heart moves.

I've been looking for you for a long time, as if for a century; I thought about you for a long time, as if I thought of the end of my long youth; I miss you for a long time, as if you have finished your life. Everything can be brave, including the love I have been confused about, the love I have been timid about, the love I have lost, and the love I have chosen to forget, such as the past and the cold autumn wind.

The original friendship will fade away with time and become very strange.

Meeting the right person at the wrong time will always be beautiful and heartbreaking. Maybe you should believe that sentence, "there is never perfection in the world, so why pursue it?" Once you have it, you don't care about eternity.

This normal heart can't carry so much love.

Finally, I said I hate you, that is, I love you, but I hate so many people, but none of them are my loved ones.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

Rich people hold a money field, and poor people often go home to get some money and hold a money.

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Men are most afraid of being said to be small, and women are most afraid of being said to be old.

It is the greatest sorrow of mankind to ask for something but not, to give up and not get it at all costs.

Happiness is a comparative thing, which can only be felt at the bottom.

One "take it" is better than ten "I'll give it to you".

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

He is diligent and just fell in love with you; He is clumsy because he loves you deeply; He's calm, but he's tired of you.

Look back once in a while, or you will always be looking for it and never know what you have lost.

Before words are spoken, you are the master of words, and after words are spoken, you become the slave of words.

The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

Men's mission is sacred and firm: first, defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

When I was a child, I felt that my father was not simple, then I felt that I was not simple, and then I felt that my children were not simple.

No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

Most people make mistakes because they think too much when they should use their true feelings and are too emotional when they should use their brains.

Freedom is not doing what you want to do, but not doing what you don't want to do.

The most terrible thing in life is not that I don't know what tomorrow will be like today, but that I have finished watching my life now and can't change it.

The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

The world won't care about your self-esteem, people will only look at your achievements. Don't overemphasize self-esteem until you achieve something. Bill gates

Love can never be a balance. If you want to be happy in love, you must be willing to be sad.

No matter where I am, as long as you are here, I am happy.

What should be abandoned is no longer lingering, and what should be cherished is no longer hurting.

The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain it gave me.

These two things may take me a lifetime to understand. At first, we said forever, and now you will never look back.

Those flowers are in full bloom and scattered.

You should delete all your chat records, so that I can't see the story between you and her.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

The whole world can give up, only you can't replace it.

Let tears flow into the sea. Go with the flow.

Without emotion, no matter how many words or languages are nonsense.