A little domineering and funny. I knew it.

1. Child. One day your computer was infected with a virus. It means that you have grown up.

2. I will be depressed when you are gone one day.

Everyone is an arc, and two people who can make a circle are a pair.

I really understand that you don't like the new and hate the old, but I didn't accompany you when you were lonely.

I don't remember my worry, but I usually report it on the spot.

Don't panic after losing the lights, you can still see the stars all over the sky.

7. Some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.

8. If you love someone, you can only look at him silently, but you dare not go near him. You can look at him from a distance, don't be ridiculous.

9. Be ashamed of the adulterer, and loosen the soil as a skirt cow.

10. If I can't be Teletubbies and Spongebob, I'll be a computer baby.

1 1. Xueba's performance, the goddess' selfie, the local tyrant's money, the model's figure, and Laozi's holiday home to bask in the sun!

12. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

13. It's impolite to ask girls out for dinner temporarily. It is a big deal that people don't have time to wash their hair.

14. Every time I meet you, my heart is always beating. I don't know why you always nod and smile at me.

15. I walked gently, just as I came gently, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

16. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really mean.

17. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

18. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease anger.

19. Mom says you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

20. Learn to bask in the sun, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant basks in money, the model basks in the body, Lao Tzu wants to bask in the sun, and it rains every day!

2 1. If you wake up in the evening, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

22. Go out surfing more if you have nothing to do, in case you are put in your pocket by a handsome guy.

23. If we hadn't made friends, I wouldn't know so many dirty jokes now.

24. We never copy our homework, we are just porters of answers.

25. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to drive Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you want to light a cigarette with money? Then what are you waiting for? Wash and sleep quickly!

26. I spent all my luck meeting you, and I will never be wrong again.

27. About picking up girls, ugly people need routines, and handsome people only need routines.

28. When I caught up with her, I felt that I had cheated her at last, but when I got along with her, I always felt that I was on a false boat.

Be nice to your boyfriend. After all, his eyes are the best in the world.

30. The boy and the girl quarreled, and the flustered girl shouted: Get out! The boy also replied angrily, well, get out of here. The girl looked at the back of her departure and couldn't help crying. The boy turned around and shouted, Why are you crying? I'll come back at night.

3 1. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you think I'm giving an example.

32. You don't have to be cruel to harm others, but your IQ is low enough.

33. I have heard the most absurd sentence in history. His second uncle is a woman! ! Ha ha laugh

34. Three natural disasters: earthquake, typhoon, and the passing of the film crew!

35. The message has arrived, let happiness embrace you. When in trouble, make way, and troubles slip away quietly. Happiness will always smile at you. Happy June 1st!

37. I dreamed of Meng Po last night, so I said to her: Meng Po gave me a bowl of vinegar, and my stomach has been bad recently.

38. I want to start an uprising and blow up that stupid school.

39. [I found that I have a superpower called success that can avoid all the right answers]

40. I know you're mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see it.

The connotation is a bit funny. Tell me about it.

1. What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be in this world where diaosi is rampant?

2. You adulteress, who wears it feels so discordant.

I have no time to chat with you here. Do as you would be done by.

Without cow dung, the flowers would not bloom so brilliantly.

I love China women, because China women are the most beautiful.

6. Your sister is proud of capital, and you are proud of coquettish.

7. I never want to be happy with it. The flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.

8. Myopia is good. If you like it, you can look at it closely, but if you don't like it, you can't see it far away.

9. I am no longer a child, and your face is really ever-changing

10, in this complex society, making love is easier than falling in love.

1 1. When you are brilliant, who will care about your bleak past?

12, capable people don't show off their achievements, and it is true when they do it.

13, how ridiculous is it that you say you love me?

14, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

15, please get out of my world, I decided to love myself.

16, if you can't beat and scold, this is fucking love.

17, looking at your face, I feel like vomiting.

18, in my world, you are a supporting role.

19, don't pretend to be hypocritical in front of me. I hate liars.

If God promises to give me another second, then I will love you.

2 1, as long as we have a strong heart, then everything is not a problem.

22. If there is love in the sky, people will be old and their girlfriends will die long ago.

23. Time takes away our lives, so we slowly die.

24. Everyone can do two, but please pay attention to the number of times you do two.

25. If God gives me a genius brain, I will definitely open up a world.

26. Since you are shameless, why do you still have it on you?

27. I love you and always follow the law of infinite non-circulation.

28. Give me back the love I gave you intact and I will leave.

29. Have you seen my cleverness? Hey, you are such a fool.

30. What can I do to make your beloved girl not want a ticket?

3 1, show a little courage and fight this turbid world to the end.

I never believed that we could be friends after breaking up.

I am really sorry to let you know what kind of person I am.

I abandoned everything about you, so I turned around smartly.

35. Men take away your hypocrisy. Who still believes in love these days?

There is no need to say anything. Now that you have left, you won't look back.

It's not that you abandoned me, but that I abandoned you.

38. To what extent must a person be shameless to be like you?

Be strong, woman. You can still live well without him.

40. I didn't know until I broke up that you didn't deserve my love.

4 1. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.

42. Put away your mask and get out of my world.

43. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.

Spirited Away's story tells us: Don't eat too much, it will turn into a pig.

45. I miss you so much, but the oath has given me countless slaps.

46. With proud capital, you will have the courage to work hard enough.

47. I don't have golden light, but I have light that you can't afford.

48. I have seen through everything on the road of life, including this road of world of mortals.

49. Don't force labor, you don't have mandatory capital.

50. I am Altman, and you are a little monster, so you only get beaten.

The connotation is funny. Tell me about daquan.

1, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

You are my little apple. It must be right to like you.

3. It's not a disease to like the new and dislike the old. I have always forgiven that sick man.

4, if the sky is affectionate, the sky is old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early!

5. Follow your footsteps and travel around the world.

6. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

7. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

8. Tomorrow is tomorrow. How many tomorrows are there? Since there are so many, we might as well delay it.

9. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

10, how lovely the world would be if the results could rise as fast as the house price.

1 1, my world in front of you is completely dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

12, I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I am not lazy, but I don't like to move; That's all.

13, boring people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

14, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve and burn winter vacation homework for warmth.

15, the mosquito was killed, and I was bleeding!

16, your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

17, don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

18, seriously anti-Italian Phoenix Satellite TV interrupted TV series when playing advertisements!

19, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard just because I looked at you again in the crowd.

20. Thank you for your indifference and knowing my self-love.

2 1, look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

22. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

23. God gave me the task of riding a pig for a walk.

24, drink Jiaduobao without getting angry, and watch Jiaduobao advertisements get angry!

25, a person is like a program, if you always let me crash, I have to uninstall you.

26. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

27. Many female stars are not popular because they don't open their legs.

28. I really want to fan you to the wall, but I can't button it.

As long as you are handsome, I will always like you.

30. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.

3 1. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

32. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I envy talents!

33. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

Honey, don't get me wrong. Our love didn't get cold, but solidified.

It's not that I didn't do well in the exam, but that I can answer and it won't.

36. If there is the end of the world, no matter where you are, I will come to you.

37. I must have been homeless in my last life, and I will live like this in my life.

38. If one day you get old and your teeth fall out, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

39. Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

40. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the sea at the same time, would you like to stay with me?

4 1, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

42. What should I do when I am old? Those square dances look so difficult.

43. You are so black that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.

44. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

45. Without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

46. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

47. Grandma, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?

48. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked hundreds of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

49. I like to think about the impossible before going to bed.

50, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

5 1, a novice, kind in nature, you pay, I eat.

52. I called my partner and she answered.

53. The head teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

54, the eyes are astringent, because tears are turbid, love is astringent, because of the persistence of deception.

As long as you are in a good mood and good state of mind, tomorrow will be sunny.

56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

57. The most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, and fat loves me.

58. Do you wipe your ass or flush after going to the toilet? However, 99% of people will lock the screen first.

59. I have a good temper, and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

60. Your IQ is in arrears. Please talk to me after charging.

6 1, school is about to start, school, you can't get my heart if you get mine.

62. I don't like pretending, hiding, flattering or me. Go ahead, I won't stop, beg or bother.

63. The best way for you to remember a person is to borrow money from him and not pay it back.

64. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

65. Boys should show their teeth instead of pouting.

66. It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. Being loved is happy.

67. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.

68. This thing of love feels that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

70. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

7 1. When you have money, you say that you earn it. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

72. Scholars play dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.

73. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

74. If you drag, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Dezhi

76. Be grateful! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

77. At least I wear glasses, so how can I flirt with a good woman?

78. I feel that I haven't played well every time I quarrel.

79. The exam is not for falling in love. Please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

80. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

8 1, I am fat to make you look thin; Before I lose weight and make you look bad.

82. I bought a razor online and my hands are shaking before I finish shaving.

83. Sometimes, just like suffering from depression, you will suddenly feel uncomfortable.

84. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

85. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

86. There is a little more money, but it is only enough to buy half a living room.

87. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

88, the road sees unyielding roar, and then moves on.

89, ten million health care, all health care, psychological balance is the key.

90. I am often stupid and can't beat myself.

9 1, everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

92. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

93. After class is over, the teacher said, What else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

94. There are many beauties in Jiangshan, and countless mistresses have made coquetry.

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

96. Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

97. In winter, wear only one glove. Because I can hold the other hand.

98. Today, some people say that I am a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, another slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

99. Real dinosaurs glow when they turn off the lights.

100, you should know that the second word of heart is polyphonic. Read the fourth sound, read the first sound.

Super-connotation funny. Tell me about it.

I can eat by my face, but I eat by my strength, which proves that I am better than you.

I don't want to be with you, just your heart.

Walking in the street, people always say I'm beautiful. I'm really sorry.

We agreed not to meet again, but in the end, no one can live without anyone.

A blind man will look at you sooner or later, which is too good for you.

I just want to be a quiet and beautiful man. Please don't bother me, ok?

Friends can help you, and girlfriends can help you several times.

I love you forever, for no reason, what one eye can do.

Only good-looking people are young, and only ugly people get acne.

In the face of love, we all learn step by step like newborn babies.

Men are just like the food in the canteen, which tastes bad, but they will be gone if they go late.

Since I no longer love, why should I come into my world again?

There is a kind of happiness that I have entered your blacklist.

There is a kind of love called no connection, which makes love sleep in the long river of memory.

I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

Are you sad without me? You always feel something is missing.

I passed so many people, and my clothes were all scratched, and there was no spark.

I am not a omnipotent robot, please don't tell me what to do.

If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

Thank you for teaching me all the way. I've always regarded you as a stepping stone.

Every time I finish quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

Life is so short, why bother to embarrass yourself?

The biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss your face.

You have always disliked me, and if there is nothing wrong with me, I will still have a crush on you.

I just love you very much, but you just don't know it.

Life is like Park Youchun's hairstyle. You never know what tomorrow will bring.

It's not that our feelings are gone, but that your heart is gone.

Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Feeling is feeling. If you feel right, be brave together.

Smile is my most extravagant expression, and I will drown it with the disasters in my life.

I still remember that we were happy in those years, but we lacked the courage to be together.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

I believe we will always love each other, because we don't know each other's weaknesses.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

I didn't know until I lost it. You have been deeply imprinted in my heart.

The so-called indestructible love is actually like a paper tiger, with a broken barrel.

Life is so short, but it will be so long, so we should savor it.

What is redundancy? A cotton-padded jacket in summer can be replaced by a fan in winter.

Some things are not unknown, but what can you do if you know?

Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.

We agreed not to leave, but you left me anyway.

Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

I just want to be with you forever, just because this moment is happy.

No matter how powerful I become, you are still my deadliest.

Life is long, why don't we be more real?

Height is such a thing that everyone is more than one meter. What's there to ask?

Some things are tired of hearing, just like some people are tired of living.