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Have you had any anecdotes around you?

Friend, do you believe in telepathy between relatives and friends? I didn't believe it in the past, but I did this time.

last Saturday. After lunch, I suddenly felt unwell, and I felt uncomfortable in my heart. Originally, I had the habit of taking a lunch break for many years. Every day, as long as I finished my lunch and pushed my rice bowl, I could fall asleep in ten minutes. But I didn't feel sleepy this day. When my wife saw me like this, she thought I had a bad meal for lunch, and hurriedly found some digestive medicine for me to eat, but it didn't work. It's been a miserable afternoon, and dinner is even more dripping. It was not until eight o'clock in the evening that I slowly recovered from my illness.

just after ten o'clock, I was preparing to have a rest after washing my feet when the phone suddenly rang. I saw it was my best old classmate Wang Jun's phone, but I hurried to answer it, but it was not his old classmate's voice, but his wife Xiuzi. Xiuzi told me that Wang Jun "left" at six o'clock in the afternoon. From noon until his death at six o'clock, he was in a semi-coma state, awake for a while and confused for a while. When I was awake, I said I would go fishing with you when I was better. I was speechless for a moment, and tears had already overflowed my eyes. Although I know that my old classmate has advanced liver cancer, I always believe that miracles will happen to him because of his optimistic attitude towards the disease on weekdays. Now that I heard the news of his death, if it hadn't come from his wife, I would have thought someone was playing a prank.

I asked Xiuzi about the funeral arrangements, and told him that he would definitely help tomorrow. Xiuzi cried and hung up the phone, and I immediately fell into endless pain. It was the night that turned upside down. My old classmate Wang Jun's voice and smile always appeared in front of my eyes. The past of studying hard for more than ten years was vivid in my mind, and I was not divided by it for half my life. My brother who talked about everything made me cry and wet my pillow towel with tears. Thinking of my old classmate's situation before his death from noon to 6: p.m., I believe that there is really telepathy between people.

if you can't sleep, just get up, stand in front of the window, open the window conveniently, and a cool breeze blows against your face. Looking at the sky from afar, the clouds are high and the moonlight is like water. Occasionally, the geese flying south in the sky at night heard a few mournful cries. I remember my old classmates and teenagers, and I have known each other for decades, not brothers win brothers. Thinking of fishing with Wang Junlong Lake a month ago, * * * words are ancient and modern. Today, the competition between Yin and Yang is separated, which makes people feel happy. However, taking advantage of the moonlight, I wrote a couplet with tears to comfort my confidant and undead;

after ten years of classmates, we met in boya period, and we are deeply brotherly, especially today.

once we say goodbye forever, the mountains and rivers lose their notes and the strings are broken like a fleeting moment, so there is no one who knows the piano from now on.

(All the names in the text are pseudonyms)

Hours, I went in and out of my house at the same gate.

The head of the male army is tall and thin, and he is good at covering jiaozi, so it is rare to be at home for a few days a year.

The hostess's aunt is very beautiful, and she speaks softly, not like a female general from a cotton mill at all.

Aunt's younger brother is a soldier recruited by the colonel.

Auntie introduced a girlfriend to my brother, who was on vacation for a blind date, and the head of the team happened to be at home.

A military satchel with documents and money in it ...

My brother and his girlfriend took a ferry to Hankou on the other side of the Yangtze River.

When I stepped onto the ferry from the barge, my careless brother, Handsome, threw his satchel over his shoulder, and his hand slipped, and the satchel just fell between the two boats.

slip and fall into the Yangtze river.

a crew member next to him fished twice with a hook, and the boat turned around beautifully, and the bag was out of sight.

It's said that my brother and girlfriend sat dejectedly by the river for a whole day.

when I went home, I only heard the head of the regiment lose his temper.

seeing off my girlfriend and staying with my brother, he sighed and baked cakes all night.

The next day, my mother who was on the morning shift opened the door and found a wet military satchel hanging at the gate, which contained a lot of things.

~ unbelievable!

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"I may be pregnant." One morning, my wife told me with a beaming face.

"isn't your period yet? How can you know? " I was puzzled by this.

"Don't ask first, just look it up." My wife smiled and sold me a lock.

2

The results showed that the early pregnancy test was positive and it was suspected to be pregnant.

I asked my wife again, "How did you know you were pregnant before the examination?"

the wife said, "I'm afraid you won't believe me. It was my mother who had a dream last night that my father told her that he had a grandson and asked my mother to help take care of the child. "

"Is it so magical? I am afraid that your mother is anxious to hold her grandson, thinking about it every day and dreaming at night. " I laughed.

"I knew you wouldn't believe it!" The wife said angrily.

at that time, my father-in-law died less than half a year.

3

When my wife's period came, the "relatives" who should come didn't come, so I had to believe that my wife was really pregnant.

After that, his wife's stomach grew bigger day by day. Before labor, I was admitted to the hospital. Lying in the hospital bed, the wife was full of happiness and said, "It must be a son."

I said, "You believe your father's dream, aren't all your children the same?"

The wife said, "My parents have two daughters, and they want a grandchild."

during delivery, I waited nervously outside the delivery room. With a baby crying, the doctor opened the door and gave me good news: it's a handle!

In the postpartum ward, the wife hugged the child and said, "Now you believe it!"

I knew she was talking about her father-in-law's dream, and she deliberately said, "Please ask him to dream again and tell us which numbers to buy for the lottery!"

First of all, I especially like collecting anecdotes, so I'll sort out some foreign anecdotes for you today!

NO.1 In new york, USA, Theresa, a 56-year-old woman, keeps hairless mice as pets. She has 52 such mice at home and sleeps with them. She admitted in a TV program that others called her Ms. Mouse, a hobby that many people could not accept and refused to associate with her, and she was confused.

NO.2 Zeli Rossi, a 61-year-old Brazilian man, showed his wife how he slept in a coffin in minas gerais, Brazil. It is reported that Rossi insisted on spending the night in the coffin every Friday night in memory of his dead friend. This habit has never stopped for 23 years.

NO.3 Petrozavodsk, Russia, an unidentified object thought to be an alien was discovered two years ago and kept in the refrigerator for two years. In 29, a local girl found the body where an unidentified flying object crashed, so she wrapped it in plastic film and put it in the refrigerator. At present, it is not known whether it is an alien object, but the photos immediately aroused heated discussion among netizens.

NO.4 In Kilchu village near Canel, Rajasthan, local woman Chouthi Bai breastfed a calf. She feeds this calf 3-4 times a day. She thinks this is a natural and sacred thing. She said that this calf's mother is dead and her baby is 3 years old, so it is unnecessary to drink so much breast milk. It is a good thing that her breast milk can raise this calf now. And this calf is very good and likes to lie on her lap. In addition to her milk, she will also feed the calf traditional bread from India.

NO.5 single mother Nadaya? Su Liman is a well-known woman in the United States, and now there is even a new word dedicated to her: "octo-mom". She gave birth to octuplets in February 29. Before that, she had six children (including a pair of twins), all born by artificial conception, and the fathers of the children were the same person.

NO.7 According to the British News of the World, Elliott Smith, a British girl, was diagnosed with early senility syndrome (premature senility) at the age of one. The little girl is 8 years old this year, but she looks like an old man, and her skin looks pale green. According to the doctor, her aging rate is 8 times faster than that of ordinary people, which means that when she is 1 years old, her actual appearance is an 8-year-old woman.

Tell me a personal experience when I was a child

I didn't believe in ghosts and gods since I was a child, but some things really can't be explained scientifically, like the one I said below. Look carefully, I swear on my personality that it is absolutely true!

When I was a child, I lived in a bungalow, which was the company dormitory. The population was very dense. The hutong between each row of houses was more than one meter. Like a tricycle, there was not much room in each house.

Since I can remember, I have been catching crickets with older children, going to vegetable fields during the day and catching them in railways or broken houses at night.

My parents refused to let me go, but I also secretly. It's simply an obsession.

I remember when I was in primary school, but I forgot how old I was. As usual, when my parents fell asleep, our friends usually started whistling out at around 11 pm, each with a flashlight. I secretly opened the door and locked it gently from the outside.

There were six or seven of us that night, and there were old people playing chess under the roadside lights. We went to the railway first, and it began to rain shortly after we arrived. Then we went home, and the rain stopped as soon as we got home, and then we proposed to catch it in a broken house. The so-called broken house is a row of houses with half covers on the roadside, and all the garbage from selling vegetables in the morning was thrown into it. There was no mobile phone or watch before. But when I got there, it was probably well past twelve o'clock. I inadvertently looked to the right and saw a woman with white hair and a white skirt drifting from one side of the broken house window to the other. It was definitely floating in the past, and suddenly I was in a cold sweat. When I wrote this, I was shivering. It was so real. I looked back and asked the boy behind me directly if I saw it. I said I saw it. Let's go!

then we asked them to go home together. I didn't tell them what happened until I walked away, and then I never went there again at night.

once in my hometown, there was a brother and sister who drowned and were about ten years old, but when they were salvaged, their hands were tied together. People thought it was strange, but no one reported it. At that time, when I was in middle school, I read several mystery novels. I always suspected that it was the stepfather of the child, but I didn't have any evidence at that time ... and finally it went away. The child's father made a fortune doing business in a big city, abandoned the child and his wife, and the woman remarried the bachelor in the same village with a pair of children. In less than half a year, a pair of children drowned in the pond at their doorstep, but the woman didn't report it, and the child's father hurried back after coming back to see him, because his wife at home had also given birth ... Many years later, I returned to my hometown and heard that the woman and the bachelor also gave birth to a son ... I felt very sad.

According to my dad, my dad had a friend who had a cerebral hemorrhage. He died after being treated for more than a month. During the treatment, my dad and his brothers took turns to wait on this friend. One day, my dad was sleeping at home and dreaming about this man. He dreamed that he pushed the door and came to our house. When he saw him coming, he asked him what he was doing, and he said I was fine, just wanted to come and see. Then my dad woke up. My dad was worried at that time, saying that it was ruined. Maybe his friend was gone, and the result was really missing that day. < P > Hello everyone, I am a diary of a foreign life.

Today, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you a real anecdote that happened in our village.

it was the summer of 1996, when we all had a summer vacation. The boys in the neighborhood like to gather together quietly and go to a pond in the mountains to play with water without telling the adults at home. Because it is summer, it is not busy with farming at that time, and adults like to take a nap. We'll take this opportunity to sneak out. Almost every day.

Every time we see a man with a big buffalo coming to the pond, several of our best friends know it's time to go home. If you don't go back, your own adults will be screaming for people from all over the country. This cow is our timer, which is more accurate than the clock. Uncle Huang, the owner of the cow, said that every time at this time, the cow would be agitated in the cowshed, screaming loudly at the cow's throat, making some noise and waking him up so that he could take the cow out for a bath.

Every time we play with water, there is always a 5-or 6-year-old boy watching us in the shade, and he doesn't go into the water. When we left, he skipped away.

Our affairs were finally discovered by the adults. On this day, none of us dared to go out. The adults had colluded. Whoever plays with water will send messages to each other when they find out, and those who play with water will wait to go home and be beaten. I didn't stay at home for long, but I heard my neighbors shouting loudly outside: "Go and help find the Li Si children. The Li Si children are missing." In our countryside, people are more United and simple. When a family is in trouble, the neighbors will help them for free. We all looked everywhere separately and shouted the child's name. I looked everywhere, but there was nothing. The grandmother of Li Si's children almost went crazy, shouting loudly: "Dear Lord, Bodhisattva, you must bless my grandson ...

When everyone was almost desperate, Li San, who stuttered, came running from the other side, panting, and said in a broken voice:" Looking for ... looking for ... to ..., looking for ... " When everyone was in unknown so, some people understood what he said. I asked him, "Li San, did the child find it?" Li San nodded his head. Everyone was relieved. As for what Li San said behind the cow's back, everyone didn't ask too much. Don't you understand it when you go to Li Si's house?

everyone rushed to Li si's house. Just arrived on the road not far from Li Si's house. I saw uncle Huang holding his big buffalo and walking up and down the grain drying field in front of Li Si's house. There is still a child lying on the cow's back. Li Si is guarding the children by the cow. Dropping water from the child's mouth. Suddenly, a big column of water spouted from the child's mouth. Then the child began to cry. Li Si hurriedly held the child in her arms to comfort her.

Everyone thought it was strange, so they asked Uncle Huang what was going on. Uncle Huang said, "At noon today, he just lay down, but he was not asleep. His buffalo was in the cowshed, fidgeting and screaming. He quickly got up, walked into the cowshed, and saw the cow kicking the cowshed crazily. Uncle Huang is very strange. He thought this cow was crazy. But the cow didn't attack him either. Shaking his head desperately, Uncle Huang untied the rope. The cow ran desperately outside the cowshed. The direction of running is the direction of the pond where it goes to bathe every day. Uncle Huang also ran there desperately with the cow. When I ran near the pond. The cow didn't go into the water, but shouted at the pond. When Uncle Huang looked, he saw a child sinking and floating in the pond. Without much thought, Uncle Huang jumped into the water and rescued the child. He recognized the child as the Li Si family's child. He put the child on the cow's back. Carrying it all the way, I came to the grain drying field of the Li family. " Everyone saw what happened after that.

The Li family wanted to give Uncle Huang a sum of money as a reward, but Uncle Huang refused. We have the matter of this cow saving children.