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I look forward to my holiday every day.

1, insomnia, not counting sheep, but counting sheep strings, one string, two strings, three strings, four strings ... then you won't be sleepy and start to get hungry!

If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

I used to be very thin, and I will be very thin in the future, so I am still incomplete after being fat for a while.

I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

A girl in Yangzhou broke up with her boyfriend because she found it was cash on delivery after receiving the roses. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers!

6. If you try hard to catch up with your homework a few days before school starts and secretly tear up some holiday homework, please raise your hand.

7. No matter how handsome you are, you should keep a low profile.

8. A female classmate is very black. One day, she suddenly wore a lady's skirt and met her on the road. Me: I'm dressed beautifully today, and I have black silk! She almost beat me to death. I swear to God, I really thought she was wearing black silk.

9. I was drunk and stumbled home last night. My girlfriend helped me to bed. Remembering a passage I read, I deliberately pushed my girlfriend away and roared: Don't touch me, I have a wife! Up to now, my girlfriend is still asking me if I am married and have a wife, and I will break up if I don't make it clear! Anyway, I went to pick out a gift. .

10, "People should slow down now, because there are still many things in life that we need to savor slowly." After saying his word, the PE teacher kicked him hard from behind: "Run! What nonsense! "

Life has always been simple.

Someone handed a cigarette to a man, and the man refused: I promised my woman not to smoke. The man said: I don't say, you don't say, who knows you smoke? The man looked at the distance and said simply, how can a woman who has broken her promise win the trust of the world? Love yourself and never give up. You know, it's hard to wait, but regret will be even worse.

Is there such a person who is willing to kneel in the crowd and tie your shoelaces for you?

4 proven, funny, quiet. It's either profound and interesting or fair.

A day is very short, laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy!

When we dwell on the past, all we feel is pain. But if we look to the future, there is only hope before us.

Life is always simple, and we can't help making it complicated.

A man lost his way in the desert, with no water or dry food. He rummaged through his pockets and found a green apple. He found his way in the desert with an apple in his hand. When he is thirsty, hungry and tired, he will take a look at the apple in his hand and add a lot of strength. One day, two days and three days passed, and he finally walked out of the desert. The green apple he hasn't bitten is too dry, and he has been holding it tightly in his hand.

The fireworks of life are more and more gorgeous in the sunset, burning into the arms of the night, completing a noisy passion and ending. There is no more grandstanding person in this world than anyone else, only more amazing people. We pass by the lush years, be passers-by in the world, dare to pass by day and night, and dare to light the fireworks in our lives.

10 Simple life makes people relaxed and happy, while simple thoughts make people peaceful and quiet. Because of simplicity, I deeply understand the lightness of life, as light as flying flowers, as light as sunset, as light as rain; Because of simplicity, we can feel the peace of mind, as quiet as the night sky, as quiet as a valley, as quiet as a stream. Life can stand peace, and only in this way can it be indifferent to the truth of peace.

As far as I can remember, you have always been enthusiastic.

Guide: When encountering difficulties, the stronger a woman is, the more attractive she is. Being strong is not stubborn, not tough, it is the rational support of emotion. It makes the injured woman look far away and gives herself a reason to go on. A strong woman will open her heart with a key; Borrow a clear sky and embrace the sunshine. She will also find a shoulder to cry on. I have loved, hurt, cried and laughed. Then continue to be strong.

1, true love is not a temporary affection, but an impulse to stick to it when you know there is no result.

Missing is the only thing on earth that goes against gravity.

3. The highest state of being a man is not blindly low-key, nor blindly publicity, but always humble.

4. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end, even for the rest of my life. Friendship or love?

6. Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

7, there is a kind of love, called leave, once thought that their love can last for a long time, once thought that sincere efforts can be exchanged for happiness. Actually wrong, love gives only betrayal, heartless betrayal! Two people who once loved each other so much suddenly became strangers. What is left is incomplete memory and heartache.

8. The worst thing in life is not to lose someone you love, but to lose yourself because you love someone too much.

9. What hurts most is that the person who made you feel special yesterday makes you feel dispensable today.

10, one day you will emerge from the cocoon and grow more beautiful than people expected, but the process will be painful, hard and sometimes frustrating. Facing the surging reality, I feel small and powerless. But it's also a part of life. Do what you can now, and then everything will be fine. We will all grow up alone, don't be afraid.

1 1, too many why, no answer; Too many answers, no why. Everything has a destiny, you can't get it and you can't give up.

12, the sadness rotting in the bottom of my heart only makes happiness face the sun. What we see is often not the truth. This is just a twisted illusion. No one will know where his sorrow is slowly festering. And so many people have so much helplessness. How can we tell which is sad, which is sad and which is sad? These are abstract. You can't touch it.

13, although the past faded and the old people dispersed, in my memory, you have always been warm.

14, dear yourself, it's time to wake up. You have done too many meaningless struggles, too many absurd things, too many blind decisions, missed too many original happiness, too many peaceful lives and too many rational choices. From now on, please seriously forget the painful past and then make up for what you missed with your heart. You want to live a more wonderful life, and you want others to look at you wonderfully and envy you, instead of just paying attention to other people's happiness.

15, people who are too busy criticizing others forget to review themselves.

16. If you love someone, you will love yourself. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time. The worst viruses are love and lies.

17, are you willing to believe in those beautiful loves? If you believe it, it will backfire in the end. Is this love self-inflicted? Who can love without stubbornness? No matter how much I want to believe in love, no matter how much I want to go with you, it may backfire in the end, but I have always believed in love and been persistent with you, so there is no insult.

18, commitment is a wrestling match between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases both sides lose. Like a person, there is no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world. Some people are destined to love each other, and time has nothing to do with heart.

19, the greatest act of unrequited love is perfection. You don't love me, but I help you. A true secret love is a lifelong career, and I won't give up because he is far away from you. Without this feeling, don't fall in love easily. The warmest thing in the world is the temperature of your lover. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain. At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.

20. Two people are together for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate the pain. If you can't make me happy, I will leave. When I leave, it is also very painful, but you must be more painful than me, because I said goodbye first, and I was the first person to pursue happiness. A dog won't lose weight because it won't miss. People are thin because they miss others. People are always tortured by missing, and be a poor stray dog in missing.

2 1, those things that we once thought were very persistent were forgotten in the process of our obsession. We put down our dignity, personality and stubbornness just because we can't let go of one person.

22. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort. In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. It is not only love but also life that is so unbearable.

23. There is no pain in liking someone. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

24. Love that can't be together for life is just that people come and go in a hurry during a long journey. No matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight. Love is not a refuge. If you take refuge in it, you will be thrown out. When you love someone, you should let her know that maybe one day you will lose her forever.

25. Why do you forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years? Love begins with hope and ends with despair. Giving up means that I no longer have any hope for you.

26. People who bring you happiness can also bring you pain.

27. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. Because there is expectation, there will be disappointment. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

28. when I fell in love with you, I realized the taste of missing, the pain of separation and jealousy, and endless possessiveness? What, your every move makes my heart surge? Why am I always afraid that time will fly and I can't be with you all my life? In most of life, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we are eager for bondage.

29. Secret love is sacred, and it depends on each other's happiness. If there is pain, keep it for yourself.

30. We are afraid of years, but we don't know how happy we are to be alive. We think life is boring, but many people are struggling between life and death. When will we be grateful for what we have? Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will never say goodbye.

3 1, it is hard to love someone, and it is even harder to give up the person you love.

Editor's note: It's either early or late to meet and hate each other. After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too. Love is a romantic thing, and frustrated people can't afford it. The person who is willing to give up the things together first is the one who loves deeply among the two.

The world has always been beautiful.

The world has always been beautiful.

1. Injured, happy, can it be far behind?

The so-called "love" is the present continuous tense, and the past is no longer love, but old love …

Time will not make people forget the pain, but will only make people get used to it.

4. Looking out of the window, scenes appeared and flashed by like a slide show. Corner of the mouth rises, laughing and laughing at yourself …

5. I can't touch happiness, no matter how hard I try … a sad sentence.

6. Happy leave, where to wander? How can you be sad if you are not confused?

7. We used to be very happy, and every corner of our hearts was filled with memories of you, which would torture me to death …

8. The gentle world, seemingly simple, is actually complicated …

9. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness!

10. If the direction is wrong, stopping means moving forward.

1 1. Some people pursue happiness, so they work hard; Some people have happiness and give up …

12. In today's sad situation, am I too persistent or are you too weak?

13. It's getting dark, please take away my paranoid thoughts …

14. I used to chase my life, but now I'm crazy …

15. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we can't convince ourselves. Everyone needs friends around them to explain themselves when they are confused and depressed. In fact, it's not that we don't understand those truths, but that we especially need to listen to others' retelling to verify and strengthen the truth of those truths.

16. It seems that I am used to waiting. I simply think that what I am waiting for will come …

17. Seeing your happiness, I gave up …

18. Some things we know are wrong, but we must persist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no way out, but we are still moving forward, because this has become an unchangeable habit.

19. Work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and go to the empty building …

20. the red line of the moon man, half of us, has finally been pulled to the limit by us …

2 1. Conditions for an ideal husband: 1, take it out, 2, bring it back …

22. Men have stories when they have cigarettes and beer. If a woman has money and looks, there will be tragedy!

23. Love is an innocent kite, pulling the one who cares most …

24. Love is a matter for two people. If you are still clinging, pestering and rolling in pain, then you are in love. Over time, you will find that you dug a hole yourself, and all the people buried under it are youth.

25. I treat the loneliness of two people with one person's persistence.

26. Don't be silly, woman. Where does so much happiness and beauty in the world come from? !

27. I just want to be an audience, because I don't want to be contaminated with too many worldly noises.

28. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears; Listening to other people's songs, humming their own solo …

29. I like getting something for nothing, but getting something for nothing doesn't like me!

30. Meet, but have no time to get together; Get together, but have no time to hold hands; Hold hands but have no time to fall in love; Love each other but have no time to be together …

3 1. In this chaotic age, what can I use to prove the value of my existence …

32. For a time, I liked a piece of music. Listening to a piece of music, I miss a period of time …

33. I smoked a lot that night, and the smoke turned into your face. I waved my hand and everything was gone …