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Character: Xiao Wang (male)

Xiao Wang: (walking on model steps, (matching to the music of the fashion show) walking extremely chic .) Hello, comrades, thank you for your hard work. I am a member of the Wuhan University of Science and Technology who has both talent and appearance, moral integrity, outstanding character, and is famous for my virtues...

(Minister of External Affairs comes to the stage) , patting Xiao Wang on the shoulder): Go on

Xiao Wang: Oh, I am. I am a Wushu University student with both talent and appearance, virtue and art, outstanding character, and the Minister of External Affairs of the Wushu University who is famous for his virtue. The first officer here is Wang Xiaowu.

The minister frequently waved to the audience: Hello, comrades

Everyone came running from all around: Hello, minister

Minister: Comrades, you had a hard time on May Day. This article is reproduced from: www.coffbar.com skit scripts, resume covers, free movies

Everyone: Not tired

Minister: May Day is here, and the work of our external relations department must be even better One floor

Everyone: serve the people

The next step is a glorious and great mission. According to the spies, at an angle of about 48 degrees from Wushang Jianer Shopping Mall, the path There is a so-called Dolly Clothing Store about 50 meters away, and the business is good

Female 1: (Interruption) This store is located in a prime location. They have attentive service, honest hospitality, and are honest with their customers.

Female 2: What is particularly worth mentioning is the Dolly series of clothing they sell exclusively, which are well-made, scratch-resistant and wear-resistant, and they look good.

Male 1: Wearing this kind of clothing (pretending to be cool) makes you realize that it doesn’t matter if a man is not handsome, but he must dress with personality.

Second Male: When you put on this kind of clothes (pretend to be cool), you realize that men are not afraid of being handsome, they are afraid that no one will look at them if they are handsome.

Minister: Okay, let’s get down to business now. , there is an order from above. In order to cooperate with the campus culture and arts festival, our Federation of Social Affairs and Social Sciences is planning to hold a live fashion show around the school recently. We need to be able to find merchants who are willing to cooperate and can provide free clothing for our MODEL. Our current goal is Dolly Clothing Store. The success of this event depends entirely on our outreach. However, I heard that this clothing store never cooperates with students. The task is quite arduous. I hope someone If anyone thinks they are capable of taking charge of this operation, please step forward.

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Minister: Xiao Wang, I saw you right... …

Xiao Wang: (interruption) Minister, you are wrong. I am not moving forward. Minister, I really can’t.

Minister: Xiao Wang, please stop being modest. I know you must be extremely happy to accept this great training...

Xiao Wang: (Interruption ) But Minister, I have a lot on my plate recently. We are about to take the exam, and I have started to retake high school mathematics. Also, I have never done anything about soliciting sponsorship, and I have no experience at all.

Minister: (grabbing Xiao Wang) Xiao Wang, don’t say you won’t help me this time. This is a death order from above. You have to go if you want to, and you have to go if you don’t. I have already obtained the phone number of the girl in the International Trade Class you asked me to help you with. Whether you can get it or not depends entirely on your performance.

Xiao Wang: Minister, you won’t be so mean to me, right? We have a pure superior-subordinate relationship. Don't tempt me with this, it's useless to me

Minister: As long as you are willing to do me this favor, I will help you ask him out for dinner.

Xiao Wang: That’s what you said, man, he means what he says.

Minister: Whoever breaks his promise will go to the toilet

He: Gone with no return.

Minister (to everyone), Xiao Wang has expressed his determination to me just now. He is willing to undertake this arduous and great task alone. Let us applaud his spirit of daring to be the first in everything.

(Everyone applauds) Xiao Wang, do you have anything else to say before leaving?

Xiao Wang: (tragic music) As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who will.

Freeze frame. Lei Sheng, voiceover: I still can’t resist the temptation. At 7:00 pm on May 8, 2004, I made the wrong mistake with the wrong person at the wrong time in the wrong place. The promise, the mistake, started like this.

Second scene (a counter, a man in a suit wandering in front of the counter, a sign saying Dolly Clothing Store)

Xiao Wang looked outside the store and backed out He came back, took another look, and then stepped back.

Xiao Wang: Talking to myself, what should I say when I go in later? Hello, manager. I am Wang Xiaowu, the chief director of the Social Relations Department of Wuhan University of Science and Technology. The main reason I come here is to talk. Things we collaborate on.

(Imitate the manager) That’s it. Welcome. What is the specific content of the cooperation?

Oh, that’s right. We are going to hold a fashion show recently and need to borrow your clothes.

Oh, that’s no problem. Look at how handsome you are. Today I’m just looking at your face and clothes. As long as you can return them if you borrow them, just call me if you need anything in the future. This article is reproduced from: www.coffbar.com sketch script, resume cover, free movie

You are so kind, thank you very much, yeah! It's that simple.

(Xiao Wang took two steps inside and then stepped back,) My heart is beating so hard right now, no, inhale, exhale, inhale again, OK, drink some water. After calming down, he took out a bottle of mineral water. His hands shook and he shook out the water.

Xiao Wang: Okay, everything is ready, God bless me, I made the sign of the cross, rushed into the store, walked up to the man in the suit, and said very quickly: Manager, hello, I am Wuhan University of Science and Technology Wang Xiaowu, the chief director of the school association department, I came here mainly to talk about our cooperation.

That’s right. Welcome. What is the specific content of the cooperation? Oh, that's right. We are going to have a fashion show recently and need to borrow your clothes. Oh, that's no problem. Look at how handsome you are. Today I'm just looking at your face. As for the clothes, it's fine if you can pay them back if you borrow them. Just call me if you need anything in the future. You're so kind, thank you very much, I'll take the credit.

Xiao Wang is getting ready to go out, but he seems to have forgotten what else to do. Turning around, I saw the man in the suit standing there with a blank look on his face.

Xiao Wang hurriedly stepped forward: Oh, I’m sorry, it’s my first time, I’m so excited.

Man: Oh, it’s okay, let’s talk to you if you have something to say, come on, let’s have a drink first Tea.

(Xiao Wang’s hand holding the tea cup kept shaking, shaking out the water.)

Xiao Wang put the water cup on the table, inhaled and exhaled, Inhale

Man: What is this for?

Xiao Wang: A family-inherited internal skill to relax your mind.

Man: Oh

Xiao Wang: OK, OK, here’s the thing. I am Wang Xiaowu, the first officer of the External Affairs Department of the Wuhan University of Science and Technology, who is both talented and beautiful, possessing both virtues and skills, outstanding character, and is famous for my virtue. In order to cooperate with the campus culture and arts festival, our Social Council has recently prepared to hold a live fashion show around the school. We need to be able to find merchants who are willing to cooperate and can provide free clothing for our MODEL.

Man: Oh, that’s it. I’m really sorry. I really can’t help you.

Xiao Wang: No, what I said was not specific enough.

Men: No

Xiao Wang: Are you not interested in our activities?

Man: Very interested.

Xiao Wang: What’s the reason?

Man: Actually, I am...

The waiter came on: Sir, the clothes you want.

Man: Yes, this is the number. Give me the money.

Waiter: Welcome again.

Xiao Wang: So you are not...

Man: Yes, I am just a customer, so I can't help you. I wish you success. (End)

Xiao Wang: I am KAO.

Waiter: Do you need any clothes, sir?

Xiao Wang: Sorry, I’m not here to buy clothes. Madam, is your manager here?

Waiter: Sorry, our manager is out for something.

Xiao Wang: That doesn’t matter, I can wait.

Waiter: You'd better come back later. We are doing business now. The manager will be back at about five o'clock.

Xiao Wang: Okay. Ending

(The lights dim and brighten, indicating the passage of time)

Xiao Wang: Look at the watch, it’s 5:30, the manager should be back. Enter the clothing store door.

Xiao Wang: Excuse me, is the manager back?

Waiter: Please wait a moment, I will call the manager out now.

The manager comes on the stage, (shakes hands) Please take a seat, please take a seat.

Manager: What can I do?

Xiao Wang: That’s right, I am Wang Xiaowu, the first secretary of the External Affairs Department of Wuhan University of Science and Technology, who has both talent and appearance, virtue and skill, outstanding character, and is famous for my virtue. In order to cooperate with the campus culture and arts festival, our Social Council has recently prepared to hold a live fashion show around the school. We need to be able to find merchants who are willing to cooperate and can provide free clothing for our MODEL.

Manager: Excuse me, I'm sorry, that's it. Our Dolly clothing store is just a branch, and its headquarters is still in Beijing. The company has a clear policy that clothing is not loaned out.

Xiao Wang: (In a daze) Actually, manager, I think rules are dead and people are alive, just like our school stipulates that discipline must be observed in exams, but no matter how bad the situation is, there are always students who can break through. Blocked...

Manager: Interruption, but classmate, the company and the school are completely different things. If I violate the company's regulations, I may have a pay cut at least, or a demotion in the most important case.

Xiao Wang: Manager, just call me Xiao Wang. Judging from the manager's accent, you seem to be from Henan. (Henan dialect) Are you from Henan?

Manager: (Henan dialect) Where in Henan are you from?

Xiao Wang: I am from Xiangwan

Manager: Xiangwan, I know the place, I am new to it.

Xiao Wang: What a coincidence, we are only separated by a village.

Manager: Yes, yes, do you remember the locust tree at the entrance of the village?

Xiao Wang: Remember, remember, the day I left, it had grown to five stories tall. Is that tree still there now?

Manager: Yes, yes, I still remember the dog named Wangcai.

Xiao Wang: Oh, I remember that dog was so beautiful.

The waiter came forward: He held up a sign that read, "On public occasions, please speak Mandarin."

Xiao Wang: (Mandarin) Meeting a fellow villager in a foreign country.

Manager: His eyes are shining with gold.

Manager Xiao Wang: Yeah

Xiao Wang: Let’s talk about cooperation now.

Manager: Xiao Wang, it’s not that I’m unwilling to help. The company’s system cannot be destroyed casually. I can’t bear this responsibility.

Xiao Wang: Actually, I also understand your difficulty. As the saying goes, everyone has their own scriptures that are difficult to recite. In fact, in addition to reading and writing, I also learned a craft in school.

Manager: Oh, what is it.

Xiao Wang: I can also read the zodiac signs.

Manager: It’s interesting, please help me take a look.

Xiao Wang: I think the manager must be a Taurus. Taurus people are generally tall and strong. (Seeing that the manager didn’t speak) Or it’s Aries. Aries men are particularly sincere in love, and they are quite caring, caring and considerate.

(Seeing that the manager was silent), then if it weren’t for Leo, Leo men are particularly ambitious, tenacious, never give up until their goals are achieved, and are generally quite handsome, haha, I am a Leo. (Seeing that the manager was silent)

Manager: Actually, I don’t know which seat I am in.

Xiao Wang: So that’s it, but it doesn’t matter. In fact, it doesn’t matter which seat you sit in. I believe that everything depends on people. Whatever you do, as long as you are willing to pay and work hard, you will definitely succeed.

Manager: Yes, yes, back then, I went out to work before I graduated from high school. I almost starved to death on the street. Fortunately, a restaurant owner took me in.

Xiao Wang: It turns out that the manager also worked in a restaurant. I also washed dishes in a small restaurant during my summer vacation, but I only worked for one day.

Manager: Oh, do you feel tired?

Xiao Wang: No, I dropped five plates on the first day of work. I was afraid that the boss would fine me, so I ran away first.

The two laughed.

Xiao Wang: Actually, I think in addition to being shrewd and honest, there is another important thing in doing business.

Manager: What

Xiao Wang: Bold. I majored in economics. As for the market, it is unpredictable and the competition in all industries is very fierce. Blindly standing still can only close oneself. However, real entrepreneurs are good at making bold innovations based on the current situation and moving forward. A few years ago, there was a sock factory in a certain place.

Business was very bad. Later, an employee suggested that all socks of all sizes should be priced at the same price. In this way, customers' shopping psychology can be used to expand the market. However, if , if the reform failed, the sock factory might collapse all of a sudden. After careful consideration, the factory director adopted this plan, and as a result, sock sales soared. This factory has also achieved considerable economic benefits.

Manager: Well, that makes sense.

Xiao Wang: We are collaborating on a fashion show this time. If I can wear the clothes you provide, it will be like a living advertisement for you, which can increase the visibility of your products. This is a rare opportunity. , I hope you can seize this opportunity. If this event is successful, I believe your store's business will get better and better. Although lending clothing is against company regulations, how can the company punish an employee with good performance

Manager: Well, I will consider your proposal in detail. Let's just leave a phone number and I will contact you if I have news.

Xiao Wang: Okay. Write down your mobile phone number

The manager sent Xiao Wang out: I hope there will be more opportunities for cooperation like this in the future.

Xiao Wang: Thank you, manager. We will continue our long-term cooperation in the future.

Xiao Wang (out the door) Yeah.

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Xiao Wang: (to the audience) After I never let go After pursuing this sponsorship, I finally got it. It’s not easy to get sponsorship this time. I’m so talkative. You must really want to see the real-person fashion show of our external relations department. Then, COME ON! Snap your fingers and the music starts.

The fashion show begins. …………