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Describe a woman as reinforced concrete.

As follows:

1, I heard that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear this pain!

We'll see. If you dare to steal food outside, I dare to steal drinks outside.

3, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles.

You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes, what you said is nonsense!

6. I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband in the chest.

7, Feng Jie does not wear makeup: clear water gives hibiscus, naturally carved; Brother Sharp said: Although I am poor, I want to eat with style.

8. Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.