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When do you think your most exciting moment is?

I have a friend named Huang Yisheng.

It's just luck. No matter what you do, it will definitely be yellow in the end. The reason may also be that he is lazy and finally too lazy to remedy things. In junior high school, he fell in love with a very lively girl, like the sunshine in winter, like the warm wind in early spring, like the rainbow after the rain in summer, and like the bright moon hanging high on the Mid-Autumn Festival night. Her happiness can infect people around her, and bad students all listen to her. As soon as her eyebrows are raised, whoever wants to make trouble will do it well. She was so domineering that even her best friend said, "Xue, if I were a boy, I would definitely like you." Hmm? No, if you are a boy, I will definitely like you. " A Xue's seat is just behind the students, which was transferred by the class teacher. She gave an order to A Xue: Watch him! If he dozes off in class, wake him up If you dare to make trouble, spare him! So it is easy to get sleepy in class. As a demon, Huang Yisheng, who is not sleepy, often suffers from back pain due to external pressure, which is referred to as being pinched. He began to hate Asher and made trouble for Asher. Once he took a lifelike plastic snake and threw it on Ashue's desk, but Ashue was not afraid. She just said coldly, "Put it away!" "Huang Yisheng thought Xue would scream with fear, but the result was unexpected. He was bored, so he played on the table with a plastic snake. Soon, when he turned around, he found that Xue's eyes were red and tears were swirling in her eyes. He never dared to frighten Xue again. Over time, Huang Yisheng, who plays around all day, feels that she likes her, but because she is shy, she dare not confess like a overbearing president, just trying to make her happy and give various hints. Because Xue is a bully and studies all day. Huang Yisheng is a scum, so he can have a whole day to tease Xue who studies hard. Sometimes when Xue is angry, he just looks at her quietly and doesn't talk. Snow sighed and told him to study hard, so he sat up happily and studied hard with a book. Once, Xue was ill, his throat was inflamed, and he could not speak loudly, so he was asked to answer the question. At first, he was a little nervous, afraid to raise his hand with the answer that Xue secretly handed me, because after all, he never raised his hand to answer questions. After being urged by Xue's pen many times, he raised his hand trembling. The Chinese teacher paused, and then said in a strange tone, "Well, let Yi Sheng read his sentence describing an ancient scholar. "Huang Yisheng lamented: More than 40 people in the class raised their hands, you point me! Bear a grudge against me! ? He has never been watched by so many people, and his heart is inevitably nervous. His throat seems to be blocked and he can't make a sound. Ah Xue seems to know the state of life at the moment, and said softly in a hoarse but gentle voice, "Don't be nervous, speak boldly. Come on! " When Huang Yisheng heard Xue's encouragement, his confidence immediately doubled. After a pause, a clear voice read, "A man in white is standing like a pine tree with his hands on his back. His eyes are like stars, his eyebrows are like swords, and his face is like a knife, resolute and cold. Long hair is not tied, dancing with the wind. It stands on the court, in the middle of the hall. Because of their aura, all the civil and military officials in the Qing Dynasty were ashamed, and even the emperors above the dragon chair were a little jealous. But the bearer is this year's champion, entrusted by his own sister for life. It is not good to belittle him on purpose. "This passage, used to describe a scholar is really an exaggeration? It's too exaggerated. Xue is a well-deserved principal. Even I, a handsome boy who is famous for writing little yellow books in junior high school, felt ashamed, so the whole class was surprised and even the teachers were shocked. It took a long time for the teacher to react and applaud again and again. The students clapped their hands and looked natural. When they were about to explain, they were poked by Xue's pen. He looked back and saw Xue shake his head, so he didn't say anything. In this way, our classmates began to be keen to help Xue answer questions, until once, an eccentric Chinese teacher who just went to college showed a mean smile and gave a topic: Please describe the person in your heart in a paragraph. Everyone rushed to answer, and I was lucky to be chosen. I held my head high in the envious eyes of others and glanced at them with the contemptuous eyes of my superiors. Then the clear voice continued: "Mr. Takizawa is so beautiful, I like her clothes half covered and half covered and groaned in a low voice?" "Stop, stop! Stand at the door first, and I'll pick you up after class! "This made me very unhappy. I thought the Chinese teacher was too rude, interrupted me and punished me for standing. But for me, who is excellent in character and study, I won't go against the teacher's words, so I walked out of the door with the shining eyes of my male classmates and the low wolf roar. When the security guard stood outside the door, the teacher asked Huang Yisheng to answer. After being praised by the teacher that time, Huang Yisheng became more courageous and became interested in Chinese, so he didn't rush to pick up the draft book handed over by A Xue, but stood up and cleared his throat and recited: "She is like the sunshine in the cold winter, the warm wind blowing in the early spring, the rainbow after a rainy day in summer, and the bright moon hanging high in the Mid-Autumn Festival night. She has unusual eyes, as if she can see everything, even? People's hearts "Sue began to find that Huang Yi changed during his illness. In an instant, her gentle heart was pounding, and she knew that she was in love with the boy who made her angry every day. But young, ignorant and stubborn, she doesn't allow herself to have this kind of emotion, and thinks that it is imperative to learn the word "two characters". Xue wants to stay with him until she goes to college. She chose to ignore Huang Yisheng's intentional or unintentional hints. And urged Huang Yisheng to study hard, but her neglect made Huang Yisheng very lost. He thinks that Xue doesn't like herself and doesn't take learning so seriously. After all, he didn't take reading seriously from the beginning. Ah! Graduated. Graduation party, KTV room. Some people are happy and others are sad. Happy people, such as Chu Xing, have caught up with the girl who has been pursuing for three years and are clinking glasses with her sweetly. Sad people, such as me, wrote the legend of Xiao Huang's book circle in junior high school, but failed in high school, so they were heartbroken and growled. What makes me happy is that many people have ended their study career like me, including Huang Yisheng, who failed in the senior high school entrance examination, sitting alone in a chair drinking and watching abnormal Xue. " Bang! "Because Huang Yi's face caught Xue's hand and made a clear sound. Asu has brought us a different side than before. She can sing high notes and dance when she is drunk. It may be because of the big action that Huang Yisheng was accidentally slapped in the face, but then she shouted something that only Huang Yisheng and I sitting next to him could hear clearly. The girls scraped away the snow. Huang Yisheng, who is very calm about everything, has two lines of clear tears on his face at the moment. At the end of the party, Huang Yisheng rode a motorcycle to send drunk A Xue home. In the drizzle of summer morning, A Xue hugged Huang Yi's waist and fell asleep on his back. We couldn't have a car then. We all flew around on our parents' little electric cars. But we were all slow that night. Huang Yi is afraid of danger and waking the sleeping snow. But I want to compete! I am afraid of the dark and sad. As an angel who cares for flowers and plants, I will follow them all the way. Trembling in the rain, wind and darkness, I vaguely heard a whisper coming from the front. It was Huang Yisheng who confessed to Sleeping Snow. I only heard one sentence: "Alas? I don't think I like others as much as I like you. " When they arrived at Xue's home, they looked at each other. Huang Yisheng has never had the courage to kiss. He is always timid and afraid to express his feelings. So, I missed the opportunity to be with Xue. That night, we broke up in discord. Since then, Asu has had little contact with Huang Yi. One is busy reading and the other is busy making money. After graduation, I kept in touch with Mr. Huang Yi and listened to his stories on the phone, such as how many things I screwed up. He has been in love several times in recent years, or maybe not. Because the first time I didn't speak, I was rejected. Speaking for the second time, my sister gently said to him, "I'm sorry, you are a good person." The third time is finally true love. But not long after, the girl offered to break up. The girl said, "I am by your side, but I can still feel your loneliness." I know you don't really love me. " Huang Yisheng knew what she said was right, and she didn't ask to stay. She just asked me to have a drink with nothing to do. We talked a lot, sometimes happy and sometimes sad. From that day on, we shared the rent. In recent years, relying on his experience, he has entered a company with good treatment. He likes reading as much as I do, and he dabbles in various types, so his knowledge can still keep up. I'm still unemployed. I like to write some stories and contribute a little money. For Huang Yisheng, who can't even remember her birthday, since she fell in love with Ashue, she has written her birthday on her mobile phone calendar. Every year on the 28th day of the seventh lunar month, his mobile phone will alarm. Note: The lovely Ashue's birthday = = But he always sends out the prepared birthday wishes at 0: 00 on the 28th, even though he only receives two words in the morning: Thank you. I once asked him: there is no chance to be together, why not delete her birthday? He said, "I think! But where did this mobile phone calendar delete the schedule? Besides, every time I try to delete the result, I forget it? I gave him a white look and said, you might as well change your mobile phone account. So I won't remind you again. He said no, because unconsciously, Xue's birthday has been engraved in his mind, even if you delete it from the mobile phone calendar, you can't delete it from your mind. On July 27th of this year, he was used to sending Ashue a well-prepared birthday wish as usual when the time jumped to 28th. This time, Xue actually replied quickly! Xue: Thank you. Can you tell me your birthday? Xue: I want to give you a gift in return. Xue: Oh! Yes, yes! And address (>