Humor about gout

1, gout attack, living is really painful. I feel that I have never been so tortured when I gave birth.

2. In order to make gout more violent, I fried a favorite fat sausage. ...

3, two people are hanging on the water, one gout and one noise pain, surrender to life emergencies, stop breathing and move on.

4, gout patients can not stand the temptation to eat one. I don't know if I need to be rushed to the hospital tonight.

5. The first time I spent this summer, the cold gave me gout attacks.

6. You can only eat chicken breast and beef. Recently, fish and shrimp in the sea have been eaten too much, and doctors say that high uric acid may cause gout.

7. Hair washed at zero degree is still wet after a sleep. Will I get gout in the future?

8, a fatty liver, a gout, a diarrhea, a minor.

9, people with high uric acid must love to eat gout combination and must kill themselves.

10, gout is found so young. It shouldn't. Beer crayfish and hot pot fishing can no longer be accompanied by a thousand layers of belly, and the fun of life is gone.

1 1. Just after listening to the teacher talk about hyperuricemia, my right arm joint began to hurt. The first reaction was, "I have gout."

12, dad always drinks bitter granules and takes so many pills when he has gout.

13. Touch your big toe from time to time to see if it is shiny and swollen. I always feel gout coming.

14, I searched for things that gout should be taboo, and I think I can lose weight.

15, life likes to eat seafood, eat meat and drink. And you still give me gout. Is this human nature?

16, the reason why you don't like beer, besides drinking gout, is that you get irritable easily, so you have to get up and release it.

17, I ate too much seafood today. It's so refreshing when you eat it. After eating, warn of gout. I want to lose weight from tomorrow!

18, so touching. From Foshan, Guangdong to Beijing, I finished drinking gout and practiced shadowless feet.

19, gout has been committed for half a year, ureteral calculi and gout have been committed, and different pains are unbearable.

20. It's really tiring to take the baby for a walk on weekends. I stepped on the ground with my first foot this morning. I thought I had gout and needed five days to recover, and then I continued the "vicious circle".

2 1, after eating this gout package, plus the one stuck in my throat, I may not want to eat seafood this week. Ah, I really want to throw up.

22. Probably I can't sleep at night in the last ward. My toes hurt when I walk. I wonder if I have gout again. ...

23. I think seafood is not seafood. It must be steamed in one pot. I am not gout. I must eat more.