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Birthday 520 confession

18, if you are a flower, I would like to be cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.

19, if it is true love, don't let go. You can still earn feelings without money, and you can't get it back in your life! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

Honey, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me. For you, I can stay on the moon for nine days, but I can catch turtles in five oceans! ? Because: that? Month? Is that you? Turtle? You too!

2 1, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

22. People say that you love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

23, you think I should, you should miss me more, because you stole my heart! Put the thief in your prison? Prison? )

24. Forget the twinkling stars in the sky, forget the specious feelings in the noise, and forget the black-and-white movies vaguely shown in memory. All the memories, like the smell of perfume, gradually spread and dispersed. Gently, I will float in the air around you and watch you smile.

I hereby apply to be your only sincere lover, in order to dedicate my youth to the magnificent love cause, contribute my intelligence and make bold efforts for your lifelong happiness. I promise you to do a line, love a line, be red and expert, shine when there is heat, and make your due contribution in the post of love!

26. Why am I so infatuated? Why can't I help it? Why was I taken away?

27. I sing a song of missing the ocean. The ocean gives this wish to the sky, and the sky entrusts the flowing clouds to turn into light rain, which gently falls on your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you! It seems that the rainy season is coming.

28. I want to add a cup of hot tea and put on a cold coat for you on a cold winter night, so that you will no longer feel cold and lonely.

29. I want to take you to the beautiful grassland in autumn and listen to our laughter scattered on the green grassland. So love is so happy. I will also take you to see the red fruits all over the mountain. I have worked hard there. I have to work hard to be with you.

I want to bring you warm and cool air in summer. When you are tired, open my chest and let you sleep sweetly in my arms. I like seeing your smiling face when you are asleep, because I know you are enjoying our love.

3 1, I'm moving! Address: No.520, Lane 530, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City! Landlord: I love you most! Rent: the love of my life! Date: Infinite! Let me live in your heart forever (super expensive rent is willing, only love has this magic)

32. I want your mobile phone mailbox to be full of information I love, just like your heart! (The packaged SMS package is cost-effective)

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years! (Sure enough, it is very efficient! )

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you. (Passing by, the fate is doomed)