Humorous sentences between colleagues

In the company, have you ever said something classic and funny to your colleagues? The following are humorous sentences among colleagues to share with you.

1. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

My daughter is a baby girl.

Protect yourself and care for others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

It's been a long time since anyone blew cowhide so fresh and refined.

It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

6. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher!

7. I am narrow-minded, but I am not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it.

8. Oh, you are too busy to go to the toilet by yourself.

9. My heart was broken and I held it out like dumpling stuffing.

10. Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

1 1. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

12. As soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

13. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

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14. Your stupidity is always so creative.

15. Get out of here, get out of here!

16. The world is bigger than the brain you lack.

17. Son, people are stupid and can't be resurrected!

18. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

19. After meeting me, you will find that handsome can be so single-minded!

20. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person has been much more energetic.

2 1. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

22. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end.

I envy you for having such a successful father at such a young age.

24. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.

25. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water, and your right brain is full of flour. If you don't move, everything is paste.

26. How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

27. As a typical failure, Inverse is really too successful.

28. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

Cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

3 1. I came to this world, and I didn't intend to go back alive!

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

33. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

34. Tell me about you. Without a diploma, learn from others' ugliness. You're not smart and you're bald!

35. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

36. I have a good background, and I only have a back.

37. Alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

38.look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry, and you scare away millions of lions as soon as you turn your head.

39. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

40. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

4 1. Have you ever been thrown for the last time after birth, but only been caught once?

42. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that it climbed the wrong wall. ...

44. At this moment, you must look at the object carefully, which is why there are too many men and women!

45. It is said that boys become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

I thought that as long as I was as black as coal, no one would recognize me, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. At this moment, I am already black and shiny.

47. During the injection, I said, "... I'm afraid of pain ..." The doctor said, "Don't be afraid, I'll push it in slowly!"

48. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

49. I like you so much that you will die.

50, boys can live, sows can climb trees.

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