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I don't like the third wife's sentences (30 selected sentences)

1, San Xiao is cheap, but she has her cheap art.

If you lack love, you should go to your father, who owes you.

Do you really know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

4. You are different from others. He is thick-skinned, and you are thick-skinned.

A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, it will be blamed on others.

6, without the existence of mistress, who will identify your shit love?

7. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

8. Since being a mistress is definitely shameless, ugliness will be used to it.

9, mistress, are not as good as miss, miss is for money, what are you for?

10, oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

1 1. I have been in contact with you for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Because dogs are always dogs, don't you think?

12, the tree dies without skin, people are shameless and invincible, and God declares you invincible.

13, it's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

14, the shoes are broken, just throw them away. But if this character is crooked, it may make things worse.

15, Xiao San, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.

16, there are so many men in the world that you have to rob others. I don't know if I have no vision, or is it like this?

17, I'm not as good-looking as you, so I don't have your desire. I want to find people everywhere to satisfy your arbitrary desires.

18, as a woman, I have no sympathy for you. It's not a good sign to have a lover so young.

19, if you really like old playboy, then I'll arrange it for you. I have a cousin who knows many old people.

20. As far as you are concerned, you still learn from others to be mistresses, and you also say that 3,000 yuan will cover you. Why don't you tell others that it's 3,000 yuan for three years and only 3 cents a day?

2 1, I advise you not to be a bodhisattva but a witch, because we all know that bodhisattvas are virtuous and do good deeds, and witches specialize in making enemies.

22. It is better to marry another married man than to fall in love with one. This will not only fill your heart, but also let your ex know that you are still very popular!

Although I know you are jealous that I have a good man, I am still willing to help you find some. Tell me whether you like married people or pure sunshine.

24. For men, wives are not as good as concubines, and concubines are not as good as stealing. Are you interested in men? Like sneaking around, then I will help you. I will never divorce this marriage.

25. People often say that "the old cow chews the young grass". I think in your case, it is estimated that those who are willing will automatically take the bait. Starting from you in the future, the phrase "an old cow chews young grass" can be reversed!

26. There were many brothels in ancient times, but prostitutes still knew themselves. Although there are no brothels now, many women have become prostitutes, and everyone can do it. This really ruined the times!

27. I often wonder why women like to be mistresses. It turns out that they envy others having men! In fact, men are men. In their minds, mistress is just a pet.

28. As the saying goes, "It takes a hundred days for flowers not to be red, but a hundred days for people not to be good". If you really love him, you should understand that he is not a perfect person. And you like a husband with a wife, which is a mental illness in itself. I suggest you see a psychiatrist, so that we can rest assured.

29. Since you don't mind being a mistress, what do I mind? If you are willing to give him another illegitimate child, won't it fulfill his wish to have more children and be happy? We all like him. What is this fate? You have to relax, I will never dispute anything with a person without a name.

30. Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh! I'm also sorry that your relationship didn't work out. He said to me: you are not suitable for him. Aren't you his? He realized that he had done something wrong, but why should you be so persistent about him? If you really love him, let me know, and I will tell him to share some love and love you, an unloved child?